作者eluies (perfect present)
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標題Re: [ＸＤ] 英文太好的不要進來 英文笑話
時間Thu May 31 14:56:34 2007
Visa Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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2F：推 mdking:我居然看的懂....XD 05/31 15:05
3F：推 zetatmrptt:哈哈哈 05/31 15:06
4F：推 sakon:XDDDDDDD 好像看過不過還是很好笑 05/31 15:12
5F：推 belief0816:我看的懂耶 哈哈 05/31 15:12
6F：→ mu178:看完全篇忽然響起 doe,a deer,a female deer 的歌聲 05/31 15:27
7F：推 uuntz:這篇好笑 05/31 15:33
8F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 15:43
9F：推 JUI67:lol lol lol lol 05/31 15:43
10F：推 oosuper:XDDDDDDD 05/31 16:18
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15F：推 erilinda:lol 05/31 17:05
16F：推 phatman:我想到南方公園的電影版狼兄狗弟的歌 = = 05/31 17:15
17F：推 Arctica:KEK 05/31 17:28
18F：推 jakevin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 17:41
19F：→ poca:XDDDDD 05/31 17:44
20F：推 roidmedea:哈....有好笑到....哈哈哈哈 XD 05/31 18:15
21F：推 ttk620:XDDD 05/31 18:18
22F：推 skyapple:超好笑...XDDDD 05/31 18:23
23F：推 gentletide:不是很好笑啊 這篇要是中文我看就被噓了 05/31 18:33
24F：推 Qyi:笑翻... 05/31 18:34
25F：推 Addidas: 05/31 18:49
26F：推 kotw15:我笑了 XD 05/31 18:49
27F：推 Tierra:Ten dollars, deal doll, take doll! 05/31 18:53
28F：推 lovesakura:天大 地大 台科大...哈哈哈 05/31 19:08
29F：推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/31 19:17
30F：推 lucifershen:請問一下 敵意 跟 horse style 有什麼關西啊 05/31 19:34
31F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDD 05/31 19:46
32F：推 moboo:音近 XD 05/31 19:47
33F：推 ephesians:lol 05/31 19:58
34F：→ nakururu:讓我想到某篇笑話... 05/31 20:12
35F：推 mollyh:lucifer大：那個字應該解作 對健康有害比較順^^ 05/31 20:15
36F：推 kingzoo:Deer? No deer, they run too fast! XD 05/31 20:36
37F：推 nitozy:看到camel我笑了XD 05/31 21:41
38F：推 leicheong:我和六樓有同樣的想法... XD 05/31 21:41
39F：推 roger0918:雞同鴨講又很西斯XDDDDDDDD 05/31 21:43
40F：推 burglarlin:holy cow好生動 XD 05/31 21:46
41F：推 luckylance:XD 05/31 21:52
42F：推 timyau:XD 05/31 22:03
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47F：→ lorenzero:以前看過 06/01 02:36
48F：推 ilyvonne:好棒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 02:52
49F：推 sheauren:interview怎麼會認為問這個鬼東西 一口一 06/01 10:04
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54F：推 tsscoec:=.= 06/01 18:14
55F：推 agaer:當面問人姓別很奇怪，我看過的是填表格 06/01 18:37
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58F：推 kim:好噁心 06/02 14:22
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62F：推 echolee:滿好笑 06/05 08:41
63F：推 dreamslucy:very funny 06/05 12:25
64F：推 theonedelete:阿拉伯人英文不好? 06/10 17:03
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