作者FongChen (楓塵)
站內joke
標題[娘家] 英文笑話 - Killed the Pig
時間Fri May 4 22:57:10 2007
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened.
About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with
a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped
and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Bill.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar
and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".
====中文翻譯=================================================================
一天晚上，柯林頓讓司機開著車帶他在鄉間公路上兜一圈，散散心。
突然，汽車撞上了一頭黑暗中跑出的豬，豬立刻就被撞死了。
柯林頓向四周看了看，告訴司機去到不遠處的農舍，向豬的主人解釋剛才發生的事情。
一個多小時以後，柯林頓看到他的司機搖搖晃晃地走了回來，
手裡拿著一瓶酒，另一手拿著雪茄，衣服散亂不堪。
「你發生什麼事了？」柯林頓奇怪地問道。
「嗯，農夫請我喝酒，他老婆給我雪茄，他們十九歲的女兒和我親熱了一陣。」司機答。
「天啊，你到底是怎樣向他們解釋的？」柯林頓無比驚奇。
司機嘟囔著：「我說我是柯林頓的司機，我剛剛撞死了那頭豬。」
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1F：推 longface:XD 05/04 23:06
2F：推 andybbcx:最後一句改成 我剛剛殺了那頭豬 會不會好一點? 05/04 23:08
3F：推 nrtuzumaki:還不錯XDDDDD 05/04 23:14
4F：推 zaqwsxcde:看了好久終於看懂了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 23:23
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6F：推 lordyamato:真是諷刺阿 05/04 23:24
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10F：推 lisab:好笑 05/04 23:41
11F：推 tdman:這個不錯 05/04 23:44
12F：推 dawnyz:好機車XDDDD 05/04 23:45
13F：推 bluehttp:看英文才看懂 05/04 23:46
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15F：推 GBIO:終於看懂了 05/04 23:47
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19F：推 waiko:完全看不懂 囧 05/04 23:52
20F：推 erilinda:柯林頓可以代換成不同的政治人物....= =a 05/04 23:53
21F：推 wing74714:看英文才懂 05/04 23:55
22F：推 waiko:???還是不懂 糟糕 05/04 23:55
23F：推 jet1234:農夫家人以為司機把柯林頓給殺了，農夫想到的豬就是柯林頓 05/04 23:57
24F：推 linpo1206:農場的人以為駕駛撞死的豬就是柯林頓 (我真強!) 05/04 23:58
25F：推 ct0712:中文感覺翻不出那個梗... 05/04 23:58
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30F：推 pipi54862:哈~英文的笑點很好笑~ 05/05 00:09
31F：推 Commands:.........................XDDDDDDDDDDDDD想了一下就笑了 05/05 00:13
32F：推 diru:簡單來說英文最後一句才是精華 冏 05/05 00:20
33F：推 longface:改成布希比較好 +1 05/05 00:23
34F：推 mu0102:英文比較好笑 XDD 因為必須很專心去看 05/05 00:26
35F：推 lorenzero:改成布希會更好 05/05 00:33
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37F：推 swallowz:驚~~~不懂英文 05/05 00:36
38F：推 freewash:原來是代名詞啊！ 05/05 00:39
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44F：推 Leeng:阿阿 我看出來了 05/05 01:01
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51F：推 yogaicon:汽車撞上了一頭黑暗中出的豬?? 05/05 03:24
52F：推 skyjade:認真魔人亂入:身為農場主人,他比較可能是共和黨人 05/05 03:33
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