作者DJHINN (dj)
看板joke
標題[耍冷] 朝三暮四
時間Sun Apr 22 12:22:17 2007
有某國人士...他養了一群牛
有一天...他跟牛群說:我打算早上殺4頭牛...下午殺3頭牛
牛群開始騷動不安
於是他想到了隔壁養猴子的故事
他說:不然這樣....我改早上殺3頭就好...下午殺4頭牛
牛群竟然聚在一起討論起來了...
過了片刻...牛首走出來對主人講...
你他媽的以為我們白癡啊....
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1F：推 nixau:我笑了 保安 04/22 12:24
2F：推 howasee:哈哈哈 我笑翻XD 04/22 12:24
3F：推 Farly:XD 04/22 12:25
4F：推 smaljohn:噗哧XD 奇怪為什麼這個程度的我會爆笑 04/22 12:25
5F：推 chrisboy:你他媽家裡種西瓜 04/22 12:28
6F：推 simpleduck:XD 04/22 12:32
7F：推 violinblue:西瓜大啊泥鰍肥 04/22 12:32
8F：推 HLiNaKRbCsFr:moo moo farm...開紅門打乳牛關 04/22 12:32
9F：推 aniwufa:.......我笑了 04/22 12:37
10F：推 HELLRAIDER:ＸＤ 04/22 12:43
11F：推 ilikeeat:XDD 04/22 12:45
12F：推 giantwinter:XD 04/22 12:46
13F：→ zergva:看不懂耶 為什麼啊?!什麼隔壁猴子的故事 04/22 12:47
14F：推 silvers000:XD 04/22 12:47
15F：→ giantwinter:猴子都不知道喔...樓上的是小學生ㄇ...XD 04/22 12:48
16F：推 shawn4937:別這樣...人家也有可能是國中生... 04/22 12:49
17F：推 nightstory:你他媽的以為我們白癡啊.... 04/22 12:52
18F：推 thatzforeva:你他媽的以為我們白痴阿 04/22 12:52
19F：推 revivalworld:XD 04/22 12:53
20F：推 chang7741:起碼要加薪一萬阿！ 04/22 12:53
21F：推 w33:XDDDD 你他媽以為我們白癡啊 04/22 13:03
22F：推 iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:04
23F：推 mu0102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:07
24F：推 pudding820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:08
25F：推 lordyamato:這個也很好笑XDDDD 就可復活有望了 04/22 13:09
26F：推 w218:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:10
27F：推 eddiego:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:14
28F：推 andyjgc:開乳牛關 我這邊有腳 04/22 13:19
29F：推 lesner:我怎麼了....笑到肚子痛XDDDDD 04/22 13:21
30F：推 alien01:最後牛群一起把主人給肛了 可喜可賀 04/22 13:21
31F：推 artest66:靠~為什麼我笑了..... 04/22 13:22
32F：推 justmaker:結論 猴子比牛好騙 04/22 13:22
33F：推 evevev04:XD 04/22 13:23
34F：推 rhox:there is no cow level 04/22 13:24
35F：推 Arctica:moo~moomoo~moo~moo~ 04/22 13:27
36F：推 mingpsy:XD 04/22 13:29
37F：推 loioi:XDDDDD 04/22 13:31
38F：推 PacificBlue:XD 04/22 13:33
39F：推 ckg:XDXD 04/22 13:34
40F：推 D122122123:這個好笑...XD 04/22 13:41
41F：推 Workshy:好可佈啊～～～～ 牛會講話！ 04/22 13:44
42F：推 stocoyavich:/MOO 牛頭人對你發出牛叫聲 04/22 13:45
43F：→ CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:47
44F：推 cup0226:好邱的神牛啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:55
45F：推 Yhau13:XD 04/22 14:11
46F：推 desk90147:為了部落!!!!!! 04/22 14:23
47F：推 DJHINN:這只是我突然想到的...期考周...什麼事都可能發生.. 04/22 14:29
48F：推 DecemberSnow:XD 04/22 14:37
49F：推 joson:為什麼我會笑… 04/22 14:40
50F：推 Yhau13:一萬元有一萬元的打法....XD 04/22 14:42
51F：推 ZGY:哈哈 04/22 14:58
52F：推 scott1man:XDDDDDDD 04/22 15:00
53F：推 AMDK8:............. 04/22 15:05
54F：推 chl001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:15
※ wearytolove:轉錄至看板 Bulls 04/22 15:25
55F：推 Leeng:原PO的創意被濫用 好慘 04/22 15:27
56F：推 DJHINN:謝謝大家的支持啊~難得大家捧場 04/22 15:31
57F：推 roger0918:驚!!牛會說話!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/22 15:32
58F：推 herohiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:33
59F：推 ohhiyomylove:天呀...版主動作好快= = 還好我看完了.. 04/22 15:58
60F：→ Emilys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:04
61F：推 wrqet: 笑點是 牛會講話？ 04/22 16:27
62F：推 spooky221:XD 04/22 16:31
63F：推 threee:雖然沒上揚 不過跟著XD一下好了 04/22 16:34
64F：推 shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:36
65F：推 bt222:大家都笑了 我也笑一下好了 04/22 17:00
66F：推 VJames90564:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:07
67F：推 yauluh:為什麼這麼簡單的我笑了...... 04/22 17:08
68F：推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:55
69F：推 ancientmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:06
70F：→ ancientmoon:養猴子的故事是啥嘎 04/22 20:07
71F：推 a31670323:XDDDD 04/22 20:10
72F：推 jamescrw:猴子的故事應該是狙公吧 朝三暮四的成語.. 04/22 20:11
73F：推 letme:碼的我笑了 04/22 20:23
74F：推 vovosony:後勁十足耶XD 04/22 20:27
75F：推 lotuskin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑ˋ 04/22 21:28
76F：推 burglarlin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 22:23
77F：推 brothers5023:狙公跟朝三暮四這成語的由來完全沒關= = 04/22 23:00
78F：推 wavyqq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:13
79F：推 thegod13:XD 04/22 23:19
80F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:26
81F：推 pobomin:XD 04/22 23:42
82F：推 comarsd:XDDDDD 04/22 23:51
83F：推 srewq:為什麼我會笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:03
84F：推 zoewangiu:為什麼這麼無聊的東西我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:13
85F：推 Brianjr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:20
86F：推 fransiceyho:XD 04/23 01:32
87F：推 pipiFrank:為什麼我笑了XDDDDDDD 04/23 02:00
88F：推 uniy:why我笑了orz 04/23 09:23
89F：推 daniel0133:push~@@ 04/23 12:23
90F：推 silentlykiss:雖然是這麼無聊的東西但我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:48
91F：推 miyatsuki:XD 04/23 13:06
92F：→ terrorist38:了解典故以後，還不錯笑 04/23 15:07
93F：推 dayinout:XD 04/23 16:58
94F：推 sunsongjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 19:20
95F：推 vbm:好好笑 04/23 21:33
96F：推 yellowgolem:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:01
97F：推 chaucer60:至少每天會有多一頭牛能多活半天 04/24 01:13
98F：推 ccoldboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 14:30
99F：推 poiu1234:你他媽的以為我們白痴阿 XD 04/24 14:50
100F：推 IzakiVicky:哈哈哈 04/25 01:22
101F：推 betteyyen:....狂笑!!! 04/25 03:18
102F：推 hjsw:我這有城鎮書，你們去打腳 04/25 17:09
103F：噓 bisconect: ......滿無聊的 04/28 19:56
104F：推 HanJyi:成語原意是形容人好騙，變成類似朝令夕改的衍伸 05/01 21:08
※ bogeeyo:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 05/04 19:43
105F：推 GoStop:推啦XD 05/04 20:33
106F：推 ailesMia:我笑了XDDDD 05/05 15:46
107F：→ cbao:你他媽的以為我們白癡啊.... 05/06 20:23
108F：推 maik7023:狂笑.....！！ 05/12 21:00
109F：推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:57
110F：推 JBLs:XDDDDDDDDD 02/25 19:53