作者fir (烏雲罩頂...)
看板joke
標題[趣事] 誰是變態
時間Mon Feb 12 00:35:56 2007
這是剛剛在我家發生的一則對話
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我弟念書念得很無聊
拿著我媽的項鍊在玩
我媽：你很娘耶，不好好念書，玩什麼項鍊
我弟：我再怎麼娘也沒有我姐娘
我媽：你姐娘是正常，你娘才是變態
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17F：推 SilverRanger:娘 哩金變態 XD 02/12 00:56
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42F：推 kentleee:能推爆他嗎？ 02/12 01:27
43F：→ kentleee:忘了補 XD 02/12 01:27
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45F：推 Kinra:好我再推一次XD 02/12 01:35
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47F：→ l1l1l1l1:m起來啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:37
48F：推 dnnl8017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:38
49F：推 kentleee:看完之後再看還是笑 XD 02/12 01:38
※ HukataNami:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 02/12 01:40
50F：推 enjoyloli:娘什麼!老子都不老子了 02/12 01:44
51F：推 scott1man:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我要後續，有後續嗎？ 02/12 01:49
52F：推 duaye:你娘專業~~ 02/12 01:50
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56F：推 dementia: 娘什麼!老子都不老子了 02/12 02:02
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59F：推 bheegrl:XD 02/12 02:23
60F：推 AngelLena:XD 超好笑 02/12 02:28
61F：推 howbinlau:娘親是變態阿 02/12 02:37
62F：推 KaworuNagisa:XDDDD 02/12 02:46
63F：推 PIGTrue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 02:47
64F：→ Dinya:非常好!!(拇指) 02/12 02:54
65F：推 freewash:你媽住五樓嗎？ 02/12 02:56
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70F：推 clarencer:弟:哩金變態~~~XDD 02/12 03:28
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78F：→ workworkwork:推XD 02/12 04:55
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83F：推 PublicSea:XD那到底誰娘誰變態? 02/12 06:14
84F：推 x0928669551:恁娘變態阿~~自婊! 02/12 06:25
85F：推 miajing:XD 02/12 06:43
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87F：推 hoghcmkcm:XD 字表 02/12 07:54
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91F：推 ssaume:自表一家XD 02/12 08:53
92F：推 ps20012001:清流+爆笑滿點..幫推 02/12 08:56
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97F：→ gmoz:超專業的自婊啦 XD 02/12 09:07
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105F：推 bloodartanis:你娘是變態 你是變態的兒子 02/12 09:27
106F：→ carolto1109:這則很讚!~~~ 02/12 09:29
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121F：→ chengen0402:你娘真專業 02/12 10:37
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125F：推 hwst:歡迎踏入娘親思考領域的第一步 XDD 02/12 11:00
126F：→ Leeng:娘什麼 老子都不老子 02/12 11:06
127F：推 Kscking:你娘真是變態XD 02/12 11:09
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172F：→ xxx22088:超好笑的 02/12 16:31
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※ jkspike:轉錄至看板 Tou-Liu93305 02/12 16:48
174F：→ Leeng:賀!! 變成版標題了耶~~~ 02/12 17:01
175F：推 Tisoon:有笑有推XDDD 02/12 17:09
176F：推 neokoichi:哈哈哈 真的很有笑點啦 笑死人了~~ 02/12 17:30
177F：推 jastea:XD 02/12 17:33
178F：推 edokawa:你娘專業阿 02/12 17:47
179F：推 cutesung2:XD~~ 02/12 17:57
180F：推 joejoejoe:XD 您真內行 02/12 18:06
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186F：推 FTFO:你~~~娘才是變態 他媽媽是這個意思吧 02/12 18:43
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188F：推 lingar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 18:52
189F：推 Jumpee:常態是你的變態﹐變態才是你的常態 02/12 18:54
※ graysurf:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 02/12 19:28
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192F：推 wangkevin:常態是你的變態﹐變態才是你的常態 02/12 19:34
※ albertadam:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/12 19:45
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※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 02/12 21:28
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204F：推 music11162:這難道就是傳說中的超高段自婊法?? 02/12 22:10
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219F：推 KOSHON:歡迎來到我們這一家～～ 02/13 00:46
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228F：推 yd1140:借轉XD 02/13 10:21
229F：推 f575739:XDDDD 娘真內行 02/13 10:45
230F：推 yacumo:XDDDD 02/13 11:31
231F：推 sula0827:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 12:27
232F：推 PoorTea:雙關？！ 02/13 14:49
233F：推 badbadmonkey:媽媽好專業XD 02/13 15:29
234F：→ yuanbaw:XD 02/13 18:20
235F：推 howdz:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 18:23
236F：推 bzbread:Good job!! XDDD 02/13 20:14
237F：推 flylover:XD 02/13 20:52
※ horace327:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1092 02/13 21:12
238F：推 iboxdoll:XD 02/13 23:34
239F：推 NogardSL:哈哈!!! xd 02/14 00:03
240F：推 catmau77:XD 02/14 03:21
241F：推 smallcoll:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 06:35
242F：推 greedwave:變態一家親XDDDDDD 02/14 08:44
243F：→ EpeeCat:一定要推一下......................... 02/14 10:19
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245F：推 layzer:XDDDDD 02/14 11:39
246F：推 maxsonicv:你弟不是普通人 他佈這個局... 02/14 11:47
247F：推 playtoy:有笑有推 02/14 14:43
248F：→ lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 15:53
249F：推 boomkelvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了 02/14 16:23
250F：推 Teryo:XDDD 02/14 17:11
251F：推 leicainptt:令弟自出生以來就在佈這個局，等令堂上勾...... 02/14 19:26
252F：推 HOTONY:你弟太厲害了~ 02/14 23:37
253F：推 dxi:XD 02/15 00:17
254F：推 daniel75516:哈哈~~~~ 02/15 14:27
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