作者freewash (台灣若罷工 幹掉高齡瘋)
看板joke
標題[ＸＤ] 黑人的故事
時間Sat Oct 21 16:39:54 2006
有一天黑人出外景，不慎被食人族逮到。
食人族抓到黑人後，就準備的一大鍋水以及一些柴火，準備水煮黑人
以便大快朵頤一番。
黑人發覺食人族的水加太多了，柴火又不夠多，根本不容易熟。於是他想到
一個絕妙好計：他人沉入水裡，假裝已經被煮到掛掉了；接著他就在水裡一
直不斷的吹泡泡，製造水滾的假象，然後要趁食人族接近時，一拳擊昏然後
便立即逃跑。
此時的食人族由於看到水滾，又因為他們樂於分享的關係，便集結了居住在
四處的鄉民，以便一起享用。
他們一群人一同接近了鍋子，準備要把黑人撈起來。黑人此時驚覺不對，於
是便裝死，一動也不動。就這樣，黑人被撈了起來，被放在桌子上。
此時，鄉民們發覺怪怪的，就用手摸了一下黑人，譙了一聲:
「幹你媽的，裝什麼熟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
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1F：推 kotric:幹！這個好笑 XD 10/21 16:41
2F：推 yasopp:推XDDD 10/21 16:42
3F：推 roger0918:幹你媽的，裝什麼熟! 10/21 16:44
4F：推 aniwufa:XD 10/21 16:51
5F：推 chou:哈哈哈 黑人裝熟 10/21 16:51
6F：推 wearytolove: ╭───╮ 10/21 16:52
7F：→ wearytolove: │ χ │....哩瞎郎?? 10/21 16:52
8F：→ wearytolove: ＿＿ ╱＿＿＿◢ 10/21 16:52
9F：→ wearytolove: ╱ ╲ ￣▏ 川◥ 10/21 16:52
10F：→ wearytolove:▕-Θ︿Θ-▏ ╲╮ ╱ 10/21 16:52
11F：→ wearytolove:▕ ▽ ▏ ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 16:52
12F：→ wearytolove: ╲____╱ ▕建民▏ 10/21 16:52
13F：→ wearytolove: ◢ 內 ◤ ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 16:52
14F：→ wearytolove: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 16:52
15F：→ wearytolove: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我還要找他上內射會喔 10/21 16:52
16F：→ wearytolove: ForSinSoKing 10/21 16:52
17F：推 ArnoX:XD 本日最中肯 10/21 17:07
18F：推 moboo:XDDDDDD 10/21 17:12
19F：推 LittleRose:不推不行 10/21 17:23
20F：推 happy897:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:25
21F：推 abc1234586:XD 10/21 17:30
22F：推 sylnia:好好笑XD 10/21 17:32
23F：推 Showyow:XD 10/21 17:34
24F：推 zeais:裝熟魔人 黑人 10/21 17:45
25F：推 kimi1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:47
26F：推 kinny741224:裝熟魔人阿XD 10/21 17:48
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31F：推 Keng:XDXDXDXD 理瞎狼?? 10/21 17:57
32F：推 XiCheng:乾，怎麼會那麼好笑 10/21 18:01
33F：推 YCSBB:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:02
34F：推 alan1003:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:02
35F：推 DonPu:哈哈超豪洨的啦XDDXDDXDXDXDDXDDXDDXDXDXDD 10/21 18:02
36F：推 l1l1l1l1:............只有我沒笑嗎? 10/21 18:04
37F：推 bwcat:幹 好笑 10/21 18:05
38F：推 yinjing:這圖讚呀 XD 10/21 18:07
39F：→ yinjing:我是指推文裡的圖 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 10/21 18:08
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43F：推 s20953:一針見血!!! 10/21 18:18
44F：推 hellohsieh:XD~~ 10/21 18:24
45F：推 powerbaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:25
46F：推 lightman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:27
47F：推 emeraldisle:幹 裝什麼熟! 10/21 18:36
48F：推 victorlam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:43
49F：推 DevilVic:XDDDD幹你媽的裝什麼熟，中肯阿 10/21 18:53
50F：→ DevilVic:借轉到吐嘈可以嗎? 10/21 18:55
※ DevilVic:轉錄至看板 TuTsau 10/21 18:55
51F：推 Cruiser:XDDDDDDD 10/21 18:58
52F：推 krain1:中肯啦!!! 10/21 19:00
53F：推 lockbolt:100 10/21 19:01
54F：推 ewiniar:我笑了... 10/21 19:02
55F：推 opisking:不錯笑.. 10/21 19:05
56F：推 ipillf:去妳媽的 我快笑死了 怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:06
57F：推 hl4su3ao4:我的嘴角~喔不~ 10/21 19:08
58F：推 arrogant:XD 10/21 19:12
59F：推 higreater:喔阿阿阿阿阿~~~ 這太好笑了XD 10/21 19:16
60F：推 cornman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:18
61F：推 hzc0725:幹 好笑 10/21 19:19
※ hzc0725:轉錄至看板 CMWang 10/21 19:19
62F：推 lecheck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:19
63F：推 tomwang:太好笑了... 10/21 19:21
64F：推 kemy236:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:25
65F：推 zannen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:29
66F：推 ddreamers:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太讚了！ 10/21 19:34
67F：推 Silicone:100 10/21 19:35
68F：推 rhox:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:36
69F：推 yjlin:幹你媽的，裝什麼熟! 10/21 19:44
70F：推 NewFemale:XDDDDD 10/21 19:45
71F：推 justjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:47
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73F：推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:49
74F：推 nobrain5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:10
75F：推 polostar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇有爆炸的潛能 10/21 20:17
76F：推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:20
77F：推 WatanabeKen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:21
78F：→ WatanabeKen:太讚 10/21 20:21
79F：推 palmardrama:nice o 10/21 20:23
80F：推 IsKen:XDDDDDDD 10/21 20:24
81F：推 Commands:XDDDDD...裝什麼熟～ 10/21 20:39
82F：推 nonstopmusic:Good Job 10/21 20:42
83F：推 adudu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:49
84F：推 njack:本文中肯 幹你媽裝什麼熟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:55
85F：推 melamela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:00
86F：推 airer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 裝熟你最會~ 10/21 21:03
87F：推 s20953:哈哈哈~ 黑人:巴拿馬總統跟我也有點交情 10/21 21:06
88F：推 ThuLonnie:XDDDD 10/21 21:07
89F：推 sakuraorjill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:08
90F：→ evart:XD 10/21 21:09
91F：推 wacer8486:黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:14
92F：推 fonecat: 黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:15
93F：推 junfun:XDDDDD 10/21 21:17
94F：推 Anderpiece:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:23
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96F：推 pphank:卡卡獸 涉及賄選 10/21 21:29
97F：推 wineofheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:37
98F：推 wchotshit: ╭───╮ 10/21 21:39
99F：→ wchotshit: │ χ │....哩瞎郎?? 10/21 21:39
100F：→ wchotshit: ＿＿ ╱＿＿＿◢ 10/21 21:39
101F：→ wchotshit: ╱ ╲ ￣▏ 川◥ 10/21 21:39
102F：→ wchotshit:▕-Θ︿Θ-▏ ╲╮ ╱ 10/21 21:39
103F：→ wchotshit:▕ ▽ ▏ ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 21:39
104F：→ wchotshit: ╲____╱ ▕建民▏ 10/21 21:39
105F：→ wchotshit: ◢ 內 ◤ ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 21:39
106F：→ wchotshit: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 21:39
107F：→ wchotshit: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我還要找他上內射會喔 10/21 21:39
108F：→ wchotshit: ForSinSoKing 10/21 21:39
109F：推 Allenshady:乾你媽啦 裝什麼熟 10/21 21:47
110F：推 krain1:裝什麼熟 10/21 21:52
111F：推 longface:黑人：我是史蒂芬周的朋友，給點面子嘛 10/21 21:54
※ etgohome:轉錄至某隱形看板 10/21 21:55
112F：推 freewash:哇 嚇到 一回來竟然變成85 10/21 21:58
113F：推 Darius1979:靠邀 我一整個笑翻了 XDDDD~ 10/21 21:59
114F：推 KAMASAKI:XDDD 10/21 22:06
115F：推 backslash:愛裝熟的黑人 10/21 22:08
116F：推 SmallLong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:14
117F：推 iloveGoogle:滿分 Xd 10/21 22:22
118F：推 pigman1331:幫你爆 10/21 22:26
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123F：推 kotric:頭推再尾推~~ 10/21 22:37
124F：推 jerry34:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:38
125F：推 yjlin:黑人:我跟5566是馬吉 我最喜歡娘府的屁股 10/21 22:38
126F：→ jerry34:XDDD 10/21 22:39
127F：推 kotric:頭推再推爆～～～XD 10/21 22:39
128F：推 tarantula:XDXXDXDXDXDXD 10/21 22:40
129F：→ kotric:哇 真的爆了!! 10/21 22:40
130F：推 TaiwanJunior:滿點!!!..XDDDDD 10/21 23:00
131F：推 proletariat:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/21 23:05
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134F：推 nekaki:讚 10/21 23:23
135F：推 fsguts:再厲害的找不到了 10/21 23:26
136F：推 hung0724:讚啦 10/21 23:35
137F：推 pttbest:爽啦 原PO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000分 10/21 23:43
138F：→ dragoni:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ 10/21 23:44
139F：推 madsperm:XD 洨了 10/21 23:56
140F：推 dancouga:Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~ 10/22 00:12
141F：推 jeffgk2005:XDD 10/22 00:27
142F：推 CaoPi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 00:29
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144F：推 hope951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 01:15
145F：推 tenfaces:推爆 黑人愛裝熟 10/22 01:18
146F：推 Invincibleme:不得不加 10/22 01:44
147F：推 LeeDay:XDD 10/22 01:53
148F：推 lordguyboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/22 01:59
149F：推 newest:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:01
150F：推 zasdee:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ XD 10/22 02:32
151F：推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:46
152F：推 OObaga:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ 10/22 02:48
153F：推 no0467:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:03
※ Herodotus:轉錄至看板 CMWang 10/22 03:04
154F：→ laputaca:你媽的 ! 裝什麼熟! ! 10/22 03:18
155F：推 edenas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:31
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157F：推 complete:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 04:29
158F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 世紀最爆笑!! XDDDDDD 10/22 07:07
159F：推 saidon:WOO~~~~WOO~~~~WOO~~~~ 10/22 08:11
160F：推 kim:YOYOYOYOYO 10/22 08:55
161F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 09:41
162F：→ PIGTrue:還不錯笑XDDDD 10/22 11:11
163F：推 walume:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟! ! 幹你媽的 超好笑的拉 10/22 11:13
164F：推 axyl:XD 10/22 11:55
165F：推 bluesky00000:XD 10/22 12:19
166F：推 ahlbks:哈哈~~~不錯笑!!! 10/22 13:13
167F：→ lonely0830:XDDDDD幹你媽的 裝什麼熟XD 10/22 14:57
168F：推 emorson:哈哈！XD 10/22 15:34
169F：推 jp6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個好笑啦幹 10/22 15:55
170F：推 ladiosdeath:說的太好啦!!! 10/22 16:20
171F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太中肯的啦!!!! 10/22 18:29
172F：推 cyberrush:報了報了 10/22 18:36
173F：推 westfour:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 18:37
174F：→ evay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 19:56
175F：推 balaz:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 21:38
176F：推 AchiU16:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 22:55
177F：推 godblessu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/23 00:08
178F：推 laiemperor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 10:44
179F：推 Scott91:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 14:15
180F：→ AI3yanzi:=======================..============================ 10/23 14:29
181F：推 Junglun:黑人:我跟5566是馬吉 我最喜歡娘府的屁股 10/23 14:47
182F：推 boomkelvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 15:58
183F：推 corel:水~ 10/23 20:27
184F：推 kevin770616:讚 10/23 20:28
185F：推 ottokang:推！ 10/23 20:40
186F：推 jennytakashi:裝什麼熟XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 22:14
187F：推 livtyler0828:XDDDD 10/23 23:37
188F：推 evilpoa:XD 10/24 00:19
※ evilpoa:轉錄至看板 FCU-PF2006 10/24 00:20
189F：推 snakeh89232:XDDDDDDDD 10/24 16:53
190F：→ darkiori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:03
191F：推 newyee:我愛熟社會上課囉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:26
192F：推 damper:XD 10/24 22:50
193F：推 a78544521:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 23:48
194F：推 Jimps:XD 10/25 00:05
195F：推 JY180:我有一個朋友外號叫裝熟.... 10/25 00:50
196F：推 nnjay:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/25 01:47
197F：推 Iceseed:中肯必推之文~XD 10/25 13:26
198F：推 ouenygnsheng:好笑的中肯文 推啦 10/26 21:09
※ killogolo:轉錄至看板 NCHU-TIM95 10/27 14:54
199F：推 calicocat:XD 11/02 10:13
200F：推 reliveinfire:靠腰 有好笑到.... 12/06 22:40
201F：→ sky19820930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 02:18
※ Cha23Cha:轉錄至看板 Gossiping 04/18 11:36
202F：推 asd2260123:靠邀 2006就在裝熟 07/07 17:51
203F：推 kiwivino1023: 酸的有理 05/06 18:14