作者powerseven (請別跟我說掰 囧>)
看板joke
標題[趣事] meeting
時間Sat Jul 22 15:00:08 2006
話說我同學上星期和教授meeting!
我同學在家裡,教授在他家裡,
是用視訊的方式進行。
這次我同學非常有把握能過關,
但他萬萬沒有想到...
在meeting的過程中,
他妹在視訊後方一直飄來飄去地玩。
教授:可以請你妹妹停一下嗎?我眼睛快花了。
這個事件算還好的。
因為過了一會兒,換他媽媽來了.....
他媽媽做了一件令人很囧的事情,
大家都知道父母都是愛子心切的,
所以他媽....
端了一盤切好的水果。
我同學的囧媽:教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授這水果剛切好的,等一下可以吃喔!!!!
教授:........................................
我同學:......................................
連我聽完後都.................................= =|||
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38F:推 powerseven:噗 4G時代 Orz...連出門都不用 = =||| 07/22 20:42
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