作者Kinra (喵天使)
看板joke
標題[耍冷] 今晚是冷笑話之夜？
時間Thu Jun 22 23:45:59 2006
張三、李四、王五、金六（就是我啦）一起去看魔術秀
除了我以外的三個人碰巧被選中上台幫忙表演憑空消失魔術
用黑布包起來 一陣煙霧之後三個人都不見了
我：「他們去哪裡了？把他們變回來！」
魔術師：「沒問題」
一陣煙霧之後，李四跟王五回來了
我：「張三呢？張三怎麼沒回來？」
魔術師：「以前我師父跟我說，變張三出來是最難的……」
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