作者kick (真)
看板joke
標題[笑話] 三國軼事
時間Thu Jun 15 23:13:43 2006
建安八年，操命夏侯惇為都督，練兵十萬，將直抵博望以窺新野。
惇勇猛善戰，治軍以嚴而近苛刻，士卒多私怨之。
操知此事，便作一曲，命士卒於群臣聚宴之時聚集宮外，助興而歌之.......
「睜一隻眼閉一隻眼 你要再對我好一點.........」
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27F：推 breakfastkid:好!就可不滅! 06/15 23:56
28F：推 DXG:XDDD 糟糕以後打三國無雙會不會不自覺唱起來 06/15 23:57
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33F：推 claudeliu:XDDDDDDDDDD 借轉火鳳板 06/16 00:03
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※ claudeliu:轉錄至看板 Chan_Mou 06/16 00:04
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48F：推 nanatori2002:來人阿...餵將軍吃洨..... 06/16 00:43
49F：推 jessieyuan: 個好這個好 來人呀,托去比賽 ~~ 我笑到嘴都歪了~XDD 06/16 00:44
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※ starkirby:轉錄至看板 Sangokumusou 06/16 09:58
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※ 編輯: kick 來自: 114.42.229.238 (07/01 03:25)