作者YutaTabuse (囧)
看板joke
標題恐怖份子的閒聊
時間Sat Feb 25 07:25:30 2006
台灣上空的某阿拉伯飛機駕駛座
恐A: 老大要我們炸了台灣
恐B: 你打算炸哪裡
恐A: 當然是挑台灣的政經要地--立法院
恐B: 台灣....我不熟，要怎麼認出立法院在哪？
恐A: 別怕，這台飛機有內建一台
"專殺低智商又很機八專騙錢之人"飛彈導引器
恐B: 原來是要殺他們的國會議員喔
恐A: 是的
恐B: 所以我只要按發射就好嗎？
恐A: 恩
恐B: (按) 阿拉真主萬歲！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
咻～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
為您插撥一則最新快報
演藝界相當知名的經紀公司
喬傑立公司總部，傍晚突然發生巨大爆炸
根據..........
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10F：推 darkwave:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 02/25 09:33
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15F：推 supergeorgee:我居然發自內心...笑了XD 02/25 09:57
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38F：推 Karls:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我也要買~!!XD 02/25 11:02
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59F：推 focus54:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD滿分阿 02/25 12:18
※ etgohome:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/25 12:19
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※ starnightsky:轉錄至看板 Hate 02/25 13:27
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156F：推 laybear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我狂笑 02/26 23:32
157F：推 dotZu:幹得好！ 02/27 02:03
158F：→ kindyayaya:XD 02/27 02:08
159F：→ tomoyuu:請問直接下標就可以了嗎? 02/27 02:43
160F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDD 02/27 16:15
161F：推 uranushgsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/27 18:13
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163F：推 crazykid:推飛彈很猶豫...XDDDD 02/28 01:21
164F：推 leesonlu:好好笑 02/28 19:16
165F：推 PhySeraph:恐怖份子:#$#$(#^!~*-#$^ (翻譯:喬傑力 你他媽雜碎)렠 03/08 01:57
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167F：→ xb27: 好久沒連推了~~ 04/27 17:54