作者SkyMirage (天地有正氣)
站內joke
標題[天書] 就可版是很危險的，火星人快回火星吧！
時間Wed Jun 8 23:56:35 2005
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16 6/08 baelrog □ 知道該怎麼做了吧......
作者 baelrog (嵐 wither wraith) 看板 joke
標題 知道該怎麼做了吧......
時間 Wed Jun 8 16:39:53 2005
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尼ㄎㄉ懂這ㄐㄉ話,那尼ㄍㄏ火星ㄑㄌ
看完上面那句知道該怎麼做,我不送了,地球是很危險的.
=====================回到就可版的分隔線===================================
這幾天我迷上了星際大戰(StarWar)
每天除了去上課 背GRE單字之外
就是瘋狂的看著六集的StarWar
畢業典禮那天走在椰林大道上面想著我的畢業感言
腦袋裡面竟然冒出：
"After my graduation, I will become the most powerful Jedi ever have."
害我嚇出了一身冷汗
前幾天寫GRE字彙模考時，看著一題填充想了老半天，
最後終於相中了某個選項時，我竟然對著它高喊著：
"You are the chosen one !"
我想我一定瘋了，今天生化課，教授揮舞著雷射光筆(light pointer)向我走過來，
我的心卻撲通撲通的跳，忽然老師的雷射光筆變成了光劍(light saber)，
伴隨著低沉的呼吸聲和窒息的壓迫，令我無法接受的事情發生了.....
"I am your FATHER !!!!!!!"
天啊~~~~~
我彷彿看到了千百顆恆星從我身邊飛奔而過！原來我也是Jedi ?!
隔壁的同學把我搖醒，光劍變回了雷射光筆，
原來老師只是要我幫他換另一個投影片檔案。
老師笑了一笑，跟我說："May the credit be with you."
牧羊少年的奇幻之旅有一句話，
"如果你真心想要做一件事情，那全宇宙都會聯合起來幫助你。"
我想這句話用在這邊也很貼切，
人真的不能對一個東西太著迷，不然所有的東西都會跟你著迷的事物扯上關係，
看看上面那篇火星文，唸起來是如此的鏗鏘有力、如雷貫耳！
我想再過幾天，我連國王的笑話都可以破解成010101001100110110010101了吧.....
這篇是警告文，再給我看到火星文，
就開船把你們這些低等的火星生物送到公海王星關緊閉，跟歐比王一起歐痞康！
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