作者himan (你好)
看板joke
標題[笑話]職業病
時間Thu May 5 15:30:39 2005
醫生來到一家餐廳吃飯，正點菜，發現服務生總是下意識地摸屁股，
便關切地問道：「有痔瘡吧？」
服務生看了看他
指了指菜單說：「請您點菜單裡有的菜好嗎？」
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