joke 板


LINE

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. The man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." --



※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 192.192.154.38
1F:推 opengoodbook:施主:你還是說中文吧!! or2 218.167.203.33 03/26
2F:推 aillee:XDXDXDXD 這不錯 67.172.208.80 03/26
3F:推 xczh:hahaha 218.164.36.235 03/26
4F:推 CallMeSOONya:施主:你還是說中文吧!! or2 218.165.107.55 03/26
5F:推 JayWilliam:or2 61.229.160.210 03/26
6F:推 AntiForm:XD140.115.213.109 03/26
7F:推 ahodana:op.....是講一對夫妻住旅館很貴的笑話嗎 61.58.134.247 03/26
8F:→ ahodana:有創意 用英文op 推你一個 61.58.134.247 03/26
9F:推 holeece:這是簡易英文 天阿我竟然都看的懂@@ 61.230.83.67 03/26
10F:推 mikoshino:如果用中文就沒笑點了 192.192.154.38 03/26
11F:推 greature:重點在文法?? XD 218.168.185.42 03/26
12F:推 walterjay:看過了 140.120.229.41 03/26
13F:推 autokey:真有趣耶 呵呵 220.135.14.252 03/26
14F:推 ryanlei:推 不錯 140.114.220.82 03/26
15F:推 hotline1234:有好笑~! 61.223.163.155 03/26
16F:推 hjz1220:有好笑到 219.84.100.82 03/26
17F:推 shaugiagn:累死我了 還好有懂到...英文真的比較有感覺 203.68.127.12 03/26
18F:推 eeyellow:good~~ 220.141.124.66 03/26
19F:推 cappac:好笑阿 140.124.132.71 03/26
20F:推 xyzzz:用英文 op 比較看不出來 :P 61.66.89.118 03/26
21F:推 justinnn:這中文就看過啦....英文幾乎一模一樣 61.229.154.137 03/26
22F:推 kenonearth:不錯笑 218.166.62.136 03/26
23F:推 lightheadlee:推 不錯笑140.117.182.191 03/26
24F:推 flylover:XD 220.143.231.82 03/26
25F:推 piggywiggy:我在美國,我們教授上課時有講到! XD 24.217.197.36 03/26
26F:推 Chiwaku:翻過的吧......看來不像母語人士寫的 要過去式 210.85.16.174 03/26
27F:推 zforlong:我看的懂也…我好感動阿!! 203.67.230.70 03/26
28F:推 legalalien:這英文,是原po自己寫的吧 61.225.64.19 03/27
29F:推 waterspr:好笑~~ 211.74.67.161 03/27
30F:推 sandwichC:其實用中文也可以通啊!? 219.91.3.179 03/27
31F:→ lunaangel: ◢███◣ 01/01 15:56
32F:→ lunaangel: ◢█████◣ 01/01 15:56
33F:→ lunaangel: ◢███████◣ 01/01 15:56
34F:→ lunaangel: ◢█████████◣ 01/01 15:56
35F:→ lunaangel: ◢██ ◣◣ ███◣ 01/01 15:56
36F:→ lunaangel: ◢███ ◢██◣/ ████◣ 01/01 15:56
37F:→ lunaangel: ◢████ □︵□◥ █████◣ 01/01 15:56
38F:→ lunaangel: ◢█████ ╲▽ ╱ ██████◣ 01/01 15:56
39F:→ lunaangel: ██████ ◤◤ ███████ 01/01 15:56
40F:→ lunaangel: ███████████████████ 01/01 15:56
41F:→ lunaangel: ◥██▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██◤ 01/01 15:56
42F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ 成大狗博士出沒注意 ◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
43F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ Dr.Dog ATTENTION◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
44F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
45F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
46F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
47F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣▁◢█◤ 01/01 15:56
48F:→ lunaangel: ◥███◤ 01/01 15:56







like.gif 您可能會有興趣的文章
icon.png[問題/行為] 貓晚上進房間會不會有憋尿問題
icon.pngRe: [閒聊] 選了錯誤的女孩成為魔法少女 XDDDDDDDDDD
icon.png[正妹] 瑞典 一張
icon.png[心得] EMS高領長版毛衣.墨小樓MC1002
icon.png[分享] 丹龍隔熱紙GE55+33+22
icon.png[問題] 清洗洗衣機
icon.png[尋物] 窗台下的空間
icon.png[閒聊] 双極の女神1 木魔爵
icon.png[售車] 新竹 1997 march 1297cc 白色 四門
icon.png[討論] 能從照片感受到攝影者心情嗎
icon.png[狂賀] 賀賀賀賀 賀!島村卯月!總選舉NO.1
icon.png[難過] 羨慕白皮膚的女生
icon.png閱讀文章
icon.png[黑特]
icon.png[問題] SBK S1安裝於安全帽位置
icon.png[分享] 舊woo100絕版開箱!!
icon.pngRe: [無言] 關於小包衛生紙
icon.png[開箱] E5-2683V3 RX480Strix 快睿C1 簡單測試
icon.png[心得] 蒼の海賊龍 地獄 執行者16PT
icon.png[售車] 1999年Virage iO 1.8EXi
icon.png[心得] 挑戰33 LV10 獅子座pt solo
icon.png[閒聊] 手把手教你不被桶之新手主購教學
icon.png[分享] Civic Type R 量產版官方照無預警流出
icon.png[售車] Golf 4 2.0 銀色 自排
icon.png[出售] Graco提籃汽座(有底座)2000元誠可議
icon.png[問題] 請問補牙材質掉了還能再補嗎?(台中半年內
icon.png[問題] 44th 單曲 生寫竟然都給重複的啊啊!
icon.png[心得] 華南紅卡/icash 核卡
icon.png[問題] 拔牙矯正這樣正常嗎
icon.png[贈送] 老莫高業 初業 102年版
icon.png[情報] 三大行動支付 本季掀戰火
icon.png[寶寶] 博客來Amos水蠟筆5/1特價五折
icon.pngRe: [心得] 新鮮人一些面試分享
icon.png[心得] 蒼の海賊龍 地獄 麒麟25PT
icon.pngRe: [閒聊] (君の名は。雷慎入) 君名二創漫畫翻譯
icon.pngRe: [閒聊] OGN中場影片:失蹤人口局 (英文字幕)
icon.png[問題] 台灣大哥大4G訊號差
icon.png[出售] [全國]全新千尋侘草LED燈, 水草

請輸入看板名稱,例如:e-shopping站內搜尋

TOP