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搭特愛六點零~ 我有稍微修改了 一鄉二里共三夫子,不識四書五經六義,竟敢教七八九子,十分大膽! 十室九貧,湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘,尚且三心二意一等下流! One township 1 amount to three Confucian scholar, fail to see the Four Books and the Five Classics six justice, is it teach 789 son to have the audacity, very bold! Room ten nine is poor, gather 0.4 seven money six five fine long hair four , shilly-shally first-class and obscene! 圖畫裡,龍不吟虎不嘯,小小書僮可笑可笑 棋盤裡,車無輪馬無韁,叫聲將軍提防提防 In the picture, dragon isn't chant and tiger isn't whistle, small book Tong funny In the chess board, the car does not have a horse and has no reins , general watches out for the cry 鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽 雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝 Warbler's warbler's swallow's swallow is green and green and red and harmonious everywhere Last leaf leaf dusk dusk every year rain rain towards 十口心思,思君思國思社稷 八目共賞,賞花賞月賞秋香 Ten mouthfuls of attention, think of you and think in the country and think in the state Eight eyes are enjoyed together, it is fragrant to admire the beauty of flowers and admire the full moon and award in autumn 我上等威風,顯現一身虎膽 你下流賤格,露出半個龜頭 I am first-class and imposing, it is as brave as a tiger to appear all over Your obscene lowpriced dose, show half a piece of glans penis 你家墳頭來種樹 汝家澡盆雜配魚 The grave mound of your family comes to plant trees Bathtub mixes and mixes fish at your home -- 從此 仙度蕊拉又回到她的抹布身邊了~~ 雖然我不是王子 但是我是妳的抹布 --



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