作者Rfed (R費)
看板joke
標題雞雞樂
時間Mon Oct 11 19:25:00 2004
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
雜誌介紹的怪網站，只要輸入指令
螢幕上的雞就會照做
玩到有點頭皮發麻...覺得很噁心
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Let the
bad color not be seen. It attracts them.
-- The Village
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※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 163.25.118.34
1F：推 hideheat:打fly 他會飛哦 哈哈 140.115.65.30 10/11
2F：推 Thanatos:我叫牠去死,媽的,給我假死 220.141.91.89 10/11
3F：推 rushpasser:我叫他吃炸雞他沒有吃啊…… 211.74.189.59 10/11
4F：推 sih520:好玩~~~~~推一下 218.162.192.32 10/11
5F：推 Thanatos:叫牠打排球,裝肖維,給我打棒球 220.141.91.89 10/11
6F：推 kweii:打pee牠尿超久的 -___- 140.112.239.48 10/11
7F：推 wedman:好好玩喔...XD 218.167.190.54 10/11
8F：推 rick8372:我打take off the clothes牠拒絕耶 遜掉了 140.113.126.200 10/11
9F：推 wedman:原來是事先錄好的阿..打mask也會拒絕 218.167.190.54 10/11
10F：推 ChienFong:很多都會拒絕...= = 140.112.248.106 10/11
11F：推 lucyg:eat yourself 真的吃起來了== == 61.64.114.17 10/11
12F：推 v666666:那雞長的有點可怕耶... 192.192.197.5 10/11
13F：推 ikushiu:叫他burn會火燒屁股.... 218.167.95.232 10/11
14F：推 snowanimal:climb他會亂爬... 140.115.36.241 10/11
15F：推 topchris:打drink還真的跑去喝水... 218.170.152.130 10/11
16F：→ topchris:打fuck他會不滿的跑到前面看你 218.170.152.130 10/11
17F：→ topchris:make love他會發情... 218.170.152.130 10/11
18F：→ topchris:kiss他會親枕頭 218.170.152.130 10/11
19F：推 snowanimal:fire in the hole 超屌啦!! 140.115.36.241 10/11
20F：→ snowanimal:還有fire.... 這隻雞太強了 140.115.36.241 10/11
21F：→ snowanimal:還有follow me..這是啥 140.115.36.241 10/11
22F：推 jcppkkk:look book...他跑去看書櫃= = 210.85.88.14 10/11
23F：推 greenboy:哈哈 我打split(劈腿) 他還真的劈 61.231.92.103 10/11
24F：推 Uxxxa:還會學狗呢... 211.74.166.163 10/11
25F：推 basketballb:我剛剛打masturbation...啥都沒做..@@ 61.231.104.146 10/11
26F：推 jimmymiller:打kungfu他會打太極 218.169.154.41 10/11
27F：推 EricChavez:靠 我打Anemia(貧血) 它變成頭暈狀... 211.74.76.103 10/11
28F：推 dangh:push up 會伏地挺身= =" 61.64.147.231 10/11
29F：推 angelhunter:打CREEP 好笑 140.112.244.136 10/11
30F：推 bzvxc:打ass 他會秀給你看... 140.116.144.129 10/11
31F：推 heartsun:rock and roll !! 219.68.14.27 10/11
32F：推 angelhunter:my god 140.112.244.136 10/11
33F：推 jjpisces:SHOOT牠會作投籃狀=.= 218.166.241.145 10/11
34F：推 Ukyorias:watch TV 會去拿遙控器坐沙發..= = 218.184.134.99 10/11
35F：推 bjqs02:exercise = = 218.172.106.81 10/11
36F：推 bjqs02:mad等他生完氣還會把東西收拾好 218.172.106.81 10/11
37F：推 lilimei:play baseball 打棒球 ="= 218.172.130.237 10/11
38F：推 angelhunter:GO AWAY就跑了... 140.112.244.136 10/11
39F：→ lilimei:crazy 他轉來轉去.... 218.172.130.237 10/11
40F：推 fatarm:打EGG他會生....不出蛋 61.230.79.90 10/11
41F：推 Ushas:打slam dunk他好像會抓狂... 218.170.182.10 10/11
42F：推 fatarm:打Hide他會躲起來 61.230.79.90 10/11
43F：推 kwiwon:duck,,, 210.64.116.43 10/11
44F：推 crazykiller:打Michael Jackson，真的跳耶 163.20.103.1 10/11
45F：推 cancerman:打Michael Jordan它會投籃給你看= = 218.165.60.66 10/12
46F：推 icemirage:打Tigher woods 他揮杆給你看 218.172.159.204 10/12
47F：→ icemirage:Tiger woods 218.172.159.204 10/12
48F：推 waza:打handstand會倒立....立不起來 218.166.135.232 10/12
49F：推 akinachan:打dance 它跳的舞超難看=______= 220.134.42.81 10/12
50F：推 piezo:打suicide居然不自殺...... 218.165.78.108 10/12
51F：推 ht30439:借轉~ 210.85.210.234 10/12
52F：推 ibanezx:打 hide 他會藏在沙發後面露尾巴 218.162.229.245 10/12
53F：推 derekhsu:叫他打排球，他給我踢足球 211.74.81.139 10/12
54F：推 kober:我打go to hell...結果... 210.192.230.125 10/12
55F：→ kober:他對我搖手指... 210.192.230.125 10/12
56F：推 ibanezx:打 sex 他也搖手指 打handsome也是 218.162.229.245 10/12
57F：推 sleeplist:打SUCK不知道跑去旁邊幹嘛... 211.76.47.160 10/12
58F：推 Xxxx0525:打take love 他突然靠過來= =..好可怕.. 222.157.38.88 10/12
59F：→ Xxxx0525:我等等睡覺會做惡夢~"~... 222.157.38.88 10/12
60F：推 ibanezx:打burger king 他跟我比大拇指 218.162.229.245 10/12
61F：→ ibanezx:打 fuck 他把大拇指反過來比 218.162.229.245 10/12
62F：推 terago:打go die就倒了 140.129.63.99 10/12
63F：推 ibanezx:打 mcdonalds (麥當勞) 他會搖頭嘆氣 218.162.229.245 10/12
64F：推 ibanezx:打 kick yourself 會踢鏡頭 表演武功 218.162.229.245 10/12
65F：推 ibanezx:打 kiss 他會親(啄?)鏡頭 然後扭屁股回去 218.162.229.245 10/12
66F：推 ibanezx:打 penis .... 無言 xDDDDDDDDDDD 218.162.229.245 10/12
67F：推 xfile:幹 要他手淫居然跟我嗆聲! 61.228.200.26 10/12
68F：推 jerru:打go to die結果他倒地裝死耶 61.231.202.238 10/12
69F：推 ibanezx:打 guitar 他會很 high ...xD 218.162.229.245 10/12
70F：推 omegasystem:打cry...還滿逼真的..030 210.85.2.66 10/12
71F：推 ibanezx:打 freeze 真的一動也不動 218.162.229.245 10/12
72F：→ omegasystem:smile變跳舞...=＿＿＿=a 210.85.2.66 10/12
73F：推 ibanezx:打 you good 他會不好意思 218.162.229.245 10/12
74F：推 omegasystem:nice<---好有禮貌...=v= 210.85.2.66 10/12
75F：推 ibanezx:run away (逃跑) 看不懂.. 218.162.229.245 10/12
76F：→ omegasystem:helicopter<<還真的轉一圈...*3*+ 210.85.2.66 10/12
77F：推 omegasystem:hit wall <<這個好笑XD 210.85.2.66 10/12
78F：推 omegasystem:robot<<噗.... 210.85.2.66 10/12
79F：推 omegasystem:saturday night fever<<猜猜是啥舞 210.85.2.66 10/12
80F：推 pbm2:碼的 我最怕雞了....== == 140.116.112.168 10/12
81F：推 hinako1053:打kick 真的在踢 210.85.185.1 10/12
82F：推 dotZu:打play computer game 和 vedio game 140.135.252.27 10/12
83F：→ dotZu:牠都會唱管樂器 =.= 140.135.252.27 10/12
84F：推 dotZu:打lightsaber牠會作光劍戰鬥狀 140.135.252.27 10/12
85F：推 dotZu:strike out 他會用下勾投法投三振!! 140.135.252.27 10/12
86F：→ dotZu:打homerun 牠會滿場跑 140.135.252.27 10/12
87F：推 dotZu:打world peace 牠會做出很謎的動作 140.135.252.27 10/12
88F：推 dotZu:不對，stike好像是保齡球不是下勾 140.135.252.27 10/12
89F：推 dotZu:打ninja 牠會打拳 140.135.252.27 10/12
90F：推 dadida:我打LP他在原地自嗨~~~될 218.175.48.192 10/12
91F：推 hana224:他會裝死他會裝死~~~好可愛喔!! 140.127.201.41 10/12
92F：推 IrWAtP:結論: 唉...為什麼是一隻雞...Orz 68.4.84.248 10/12
93F：推 pxw:打come on覺得有點恐怖...=_= 140.112.225.137 10/12
94F：推 atticism:打dance他會跳媽嘎咧哪 222.157.9.154 10/13
95F：推 atticism:打taco bell會有一個女的來跟他跳艷舞 = = 222.157.9.154 10/13
96F：推 CyberDogg:打fart還真的轉身搖搖屁股放屁 219.91.0.214 10/13
97F：推 akinachan:打go away它就走了XD 220.134.42.81 10/13
98F：推 godwind:打penis它就會獻寶...不過是雞的= = 218.166.46.250 10/13
99F：推 sharonyu:打rock....他會比rock的手勢~ 210.201.135.51 10/16
100F：推 joyop1983:afraid 也滿妙的^^ 還有walk、worry 218.35.72.159 10/17
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119F：推 sevenme:打sleep他會睡覺 02/15 20:34
120F：推 lorenzero:天啊 09/22 00:08
121F：推 kani:1 01/11 20:47
122F：→ Erotomania:XD 04/05 01:54