※ [本文轉錄自 Eng-Class 看板] 作者: cuteball (加油唷) 看板: Eng-Class 標題: [分享] 英文笑話 時間: Tue Mar 22 23:36:37 2005 TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe , it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog! --

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