作者churchcan (罐頭)
看板chatskill
標題[轉錄][笑話] Women's English
時間Sat Feb 28 15:24:08 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: wosh (wosh) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] Women's English
時間: Sat Feb 28 13:14:19 2009
Woman's Language
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Sure... go ahead"?= I don't want you to
"I'm not upset"?= Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"We need to talk"?= I need to complain
"You're certainly attentive tonight"?= Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" ?= I want a new house
"I want new curtains"?= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
"I heard a noise"?= I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?"?= I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?"?= I did something today you're really not going to
like
"I'll be ready in a minute" ?= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
T.V.
"Is my butt fat?"?= Lie to me
"You have to learn to communicate"?= Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" ?= [Too late, you're dead]
"Do what you want."?= You'll pay for this later
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12F：推 eatandshake:我猜一定會有人翻譯成中文 02/28 14:04
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14F：推 N1221808:裝不懂..不然人家以為我們不愛台灣 02/28 14:14
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17F：推 ambitionjojo:快假裝懂~ 02/28 14:18
18F：推 LIONDODO:"I'll be ready in a minute"這個超好笑XD 02/28 14:19
19F：推 jnf72727:flabby是說女生小腹婆XD 02/28 14:22
20F：→ flamestrike:誰來翻譯成日文... 02/28 14:28
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25F：推 jason77626:阿鬼 你還是說中文吧 02/28 15:16
26F：→ j33669:XDDDDDDD 02/28 15:18
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28F：推 a7526746:"Do you love me?"?= I'm going to ask for something 02/28 21:45
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