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標題[轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間Sun Apr 22 23:52:24 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: robertelvis (最後的疼愛是手放開) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間: Sun Apr 22 02:04:18 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007
~~前文恕刪~~
我朋友真的在面試鬧過.....
我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試
面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外
因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演
我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌
他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備)
然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea
當面試官要他才藝表演的時候:
面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢?
我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人
面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...)
面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧
我朋友:好的~~~開始計時!
我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山
他做出了一個躺著的姿勢
我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡
面試官:那下一個?
我朋友:接下來是蔣中正
然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢
我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡
面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了
我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒?
面試官:恩~~還有30秒
我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完
於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢
然後說:
這是黃花崗七十二烈士
面試官聽說笑了蠻久........
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