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看板Yup02-09
標題[轉錄][轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了
時間Wed Feb 22 16:00:40 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: vot1077 (風之谷衛鷹) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][狂幹] 好朋友來了
時間: Tue Feb 21 21:39:59 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]
作者: blackgremma (黑色肉球滾滾滾) 看板: Hate
標題: [狂幹] 好朋友來了
時間: Tue Feb 21 21:34:12 2006
話說 我今天去家教的時候
上課上的正高興
突然 我有股不祥的預感
幹 我好朋友居然來了
這時候 我只好跟家教的死小子拜託
我問他 ㄟ 你姐姐在不在
他告訴我在阿 問我要幹嘛
我跟他說 可以幫我叫一下你姐嗎?
他說他姐在樓上洗澡
我只好很丟臉的跟他說 你可以去幫我跟你姐借一下衛生棉嗎?
我好朋友來了
誰知道那死小子居然直接在一樓對他在三樓的姐姐大叫
姐 你有沒有衛生棉 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
他爸突然在樓上大喊
你要衛生棉幹嘛 給我好好上英文課
幹 他叫姐姐 那爸爸是回個屁
他又繼續大喊 喔 哪個英文老師大姨媽來了啦
我已經呈完全羞愧狀態了
誰知道他爸繼續喊 啥 他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛
幹 話說 這位家長 你都生了兩個小孩了
有必要這樣嗎??
於是 我的家教學生繼續在樓下大喊
不是啦 英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~英文老師月經來了~~~ 血崩沒帶衛生棉啦~~~
在那個模門特 我覺得超心碎的 我的形象 我的氣質
幹
過了30秒 他爸下來了 手上拿了一大包衛生棉和嘴角憋著的笑意
跟我說 老師 那個整包給你啦
在我完成了阻止血崩的行動之後 我很冷靜的繼續上完課
騎車回家的路上 街燈突然變的很迷濛
包包裏裝著爸爸給我的衛生棉 我的心裏有股淡淡的哀傷
幹 不過就是好朋友來了
有必要要這樣從三樓喊到一樓 一樓喊到三樓嗎??
幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~為什麼啥時不來 家教的時候來
幹 為啥別人好朋友來 有小豬去屈X氏幫忙買棉棉
還送馬克杯 我卻是拿著那大聲吶喊出來的一大包衛生棉
跟滿腔的羞恥呢??????
幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~是血崩個屁啦
我家教生涯中的汙點阿 幹 ~~~~~~~~~~~~好朋友 你哪裡好了啦
阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~糙你媽個b阿~~~~~~
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該死 ..............
男人婆...............
通常.........
都沒有車頭燈 Θ Θ........
但是.........
我....................
70% 都是男的...... 為啥我會有
500瓦的大燈泡.......
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1F:推 soi1dsnake:對不起我笑了 XD 02/21 21:34
2F:→ ando:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz 02/21 21:34
3F:推 savetheworld:幹 我笑死了XDD 她大姨媽來我們家幹嘛XD 02/21 21:34
4F:推 Darius1979:我...我...我要在衛生棉上寫個慘字 XDDD~ 02/21 21:35
5F:推 abc20021001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Orz 02/21 21:35
6F:推 aseaeel:XDDDD對不起我也笑了~ 02/21 21:35
7F:推 TurtleBB:你害我笑了 幹XDDDDD 02/21 21:35
8F:推 CINDY2002:對不起 我笑了XD 02/21 21:35
9F:推 shamalu:這個我笑到肚子痛.....>.< 02/21 21:35
10F:推 luckylove:我可以推 簽名檔嗎?? 02/21 21:35
11F:推 MiddleKen:XDDDDDD 02/21 21:35
12F:推 azurecc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:35
13F:→ waxy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:35
14F:推 akilight:對不起我笑了 真是超好笑XD 02/21 21:35
15F:推 DDDDDDavis:本日最好笑 02/21 21:35
16F:推 doasinfinity:對不起~我也笑了XD 02/21 21:35
17F:→ doasinfinity:joke有希望了 02/21 21:36
18F:推 sweetxxx:超好笑的~~ 02/21 21:35
19F:推 approx:XDDD 這包都給妳吧 節儉著用 02/21 21:35
20F:推 wulo:28天後我會記得幫妳準備好低....別難過 02/21 21:35
21F:推 ateb:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:36
22F:推 vux:Hate變成joke 大家都有責任 02/21 21:36
23F:推 oWWWo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:36
24F:推 Koobboor:對不起...我笑了 02/21 21:36
25F:推 saunn38:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:36
26F:推 compuworld:XDDDDD 02/21 21:36
27F:推 akuei0710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:36
28F:推 srockwu:可以考慮寫個血書給學生的家長..好朋友之心酸史.. 02/21 21:36
29F:推 gmwei:對不起..我笑了XD 02/21 21:36
30F:推 takasi03:我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
31F:推 timko:哈哈 不好意思 真的很好笑... 02/21 21:37
32F:→ waxy:============那位好心人快點轉笨版吧XD=================== 02/21 21:37
33F:推 guika:我以為自己在joke版 XD 02/21 21:37
34F:推 bggyp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
35F:推 mcgradymp5:這篇不M不行啊 02/21 21:37
36F:推 peternick68:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
37F:推 teremy:......................真好笑 02/21 21:37
38F:推 dreamkarder:對不起 我也是千百個不願意 但我笑了ˊˋ 02/21 21:37
39F:推 ahodana:XDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
40F:推 last:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
41F:推 PDAN:幫你幹...那老爸很機掰 02/21 21:37
42F:推 blackgremma:我很心酸 超幹的啦 碼的 02/21 21:37
43F:推 julysecond:我笑了 02/21 21:38
44F:推 ciel70512:我也笑了...對不起 02/21 21:37
45F:推 fcat:對不起身為女性同胞的我也笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:37
46F:→ uppower:乖~不要太沮喪!下次要記得帶XD 02/21 21:36
47F:推 xsportbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
48F:推 campy:本日最爆笑 02/21 21:38
49F:推 chung8: 啥 他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛 02/21 21:38
50F:推 tobecontinue:對不起 我笑了XD 02/21 21:38
51F:推 mortleo:囧> 真是超囧的啦!!! 02/21 21:38
52F:推 mintsnow:本日最好笑…XD 02/21 21:38
53F:推 finbo:我也笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
54F:→ mintsnow:被M了 02/21 21:38
55F:→ ahodana:M了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
56F:→ login:別難過喔 難為你了 02/21 21:38
57F:→ renlong:下次記得帶蘋果麵包丫,那個是要隨身攜帶的 02/21 21:38
58F:推 j922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
59F:推 gogoyamaha:XDDDDD 02/21 21:38
60F:推 erf:噗ㄘ....這有好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
61F:推 fashioneye:靠這也太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
62F:推 zellseed:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
63F:推 cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 被M了 XD 02/21 21:38
64F:推 XPATA:對不起....我笑了 =.= 02/21 21:38
65F:推 dichia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
66F:推 saeea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
67F:推 timtame23:本日最經典XDD 02/21 21:38
68F:推 azuby:對不起,我也笑了~~~~ XDDDDDDD 02/21 21:38
69F:推 dcena:哈哈哈 老師大姨媽來啦 02/21 21:38
70F:推 akisei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 歹勢...我也笑了 02/21 21:38
71F:推 a2537a:XD 真的很慘... 02/21 21:39
72F:推 ksutme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:39
73F:推 phaeton101:推 02/21 21:39
74F:→ TurtleBB:會紅爆嗎 XD 02/21 21:39
75F:推 hope951:幹超好笑 02/21 21:39
※ waxy:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 02/21 21:39
76F:推 lyger:幹..超好笑..XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:39
77F:推 trueheartman:你大姨媽幹啥沒事去別人家 02/21 21:39
78F:推 Iassk:笑爆了~謝謝你讓我沈重的心情恢復歡樂 02/21 21:39
79F:推 savetheworld:給她爆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02/21 21:39
80F:推 maywrann:XDDDD 不過好慘 02/21 21:39
81F:推 roader28:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:39
82F:推 luckylove:預感 這一篇會爆! 02/21 21:39
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83F:推 Karls:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 21:47
84F:推 OKban:好吧~本月最好笑頒給你了啦~ 02/21 21:48
85F:推 amanoalashi:我體會到女生的辛苦...男生就不懂咩~ 02/21 21:49
86F:推 newmatt:XD 02/21 21:49
87F:推 joeben:第一次當五樓.. 02/21 21:50
88F:推 poikilotherm:這個不推不行 02/21 21:51
89F:→ amanoalashi:五樓要發表什麼感言嗎... 02/21 21:50
90F:推 jadeu00379:XDDDDD 02/21 21:54
91F:推 guika:五樓以後負責幫忙買衛生棉... 02/21 21:54
92F:推 iwind:真是讓你吃了不少苦啊 可憐你了一一;; 02/21 21:57
93F:推 plover:XDDDD 02/21 22:02
94F:推 panasony:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 02/21 22:03
95F:推 meiosisLin:融合西斯就可黑特的三大綜合體 02/21 22:03
96F:推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:04
97F:推 ulido:XDDDDD 清流~ 02/21 22:06
98F:推 ning0201:有股很囧的哀傷 02/21 22:06
99F:推 frozenwolf:保安~保安~可以讓人這樣三樓笑到一樓 一樓笑到三樓嗎? 02/21 22:07
100F:推 derchan:XD 02/21 22:08
101F:推 ciutti:保安~保安~可以讓人這樣HATE笑到JOKE..JOKE笑到HATE嗎? 02/21 22:09
102F:→ amanoalashi:再從黑特 笑到笨版... 02/21 22:10
103F:推 meiosisLin:樓上的~妳忘了還有西斯版的鄉民也陣亡了 02/21 22:11
104F:推 ticketwoon:XDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:12
105F:推 leo46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:15
106F:推 amanoalashi:我是單純的好小孩 不知道什麼是西斯~~~啦啦啦~~~ 02/21 22:16
107F:推 melongwa:XD 02/21 22:18
108F:推 gowaa:XDDDDD 02/21 22:18
109F:→ meiosisLin:樓樓上的~~最好是純情啦~~~ 02/21 22:19
110F:推 amanoalashi:== == 媽媽 有人污賴我 02/21 22:20
111F:推 hanfane:XD....................... 02/21 22:21
112F:推 Islandia:XDDDD 02/21 22:27
113F:推 biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:28
114F:推 vot1077:有沒有辦法~~黑特西斯就可三紅爆~~ 02/21 22:31
115F:→ sheepfeather:XD~ 02/21 22:32
116F:推 p123i456g:推推推 02/21 22:33
117F:推 jolynn403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 辛苦妳了 02/21 22:37
118F:推 ufo9210:XDDDDDD真的很好笑~~ 02/21 22:37
119F:推 king0907:XDXDXD 02/21 22:43
120F:推 wolvkar:XD 02/21 22:44
121F:推 keylight:XD超好笑的啦!~推推推推推爆他吧!~ 02/21 22:53
122F:推 Cezaill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:55
123F:→ kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 22:56
124F:推 motorix:XDDDD 雖然很同情你 可是還是要推XD 02/21 22:56
※ aloser:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/21 23:08
125F:推 rookiecop:有好笑到 02/21 23:10
126F:推 sincelost:XD 02/21 23:15
127F:推 toad:經期四超人 02/21 23:15
※ ppopzj:轉錄至看板 NTUST-CT-M93 02/21 23:16
128F:推 ugaquarius:笑翻了.....XD 02/21 23:19
129F:推 idtvgame:這真的很好笑= = 02/21 23:19
130F:推 bestard:對不起 我也笑了..XDDDD 02/21 23:22
131F:推 rabbit66376:XDDDDDDD 02/21 23:22
132F:推 poohd:真的很好笑....崩完就好好保養身子吧...XD 02/21 23:24
133F:→ NOWISFUTURE:XD~~~~害我加錯分 02/21 23:25
134F:推 darkwave:XDDDDD 02/21 23:29
135F:推 crush1985:真的超好笑!!!!!!!哈哈哈 02/21 23:29
136F:推 allen501pc:XD~~ 02/21 23:41
137F:推 bbcattw:啥 他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛??????? XDD 02/21 23:40
138F:推 op301:JOKE板發威了 期待真久 02/21 23:43
139F:推 easlite: 她大姨媽來我們家幹麻!! 02/21 23:44
140F:推 Iloveit:可是我是男生 覺的沒啥好丟臉的 這很正常吧!!! 02/21 23:47
141F:推 freud0405:有好笑到!!英文老師萬歲!大姨媽萬歲! 02/21 23:51
142F:推 new1025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/21 23:53
143F:推 graysinger:靠~笑很大 02/21 23:53
144F:推 any1985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/21 23:55
145F:推 holysea:幹~我笑了XDDDD 02/21 23:58
146F:推 touchfire:太帥了 變成黑特的名稱了耶 02/21 23:59
147F:推 scbox:有好笑 XDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 00:01
148F:推 breakfastkid:推推 ~哈哈 !這個好笑喔 ~ 02/22 00:23
149F:推 ohcarol:XDD 02/22 00:24
150F:推 jie0915:XD 02/22 00:27
151F:推 elling:好笑 太屌了!! 02/22 00:39
152F:推 kissody:XD 02/22 00:42
153F:推 xbearx:推簽名黨... 02/22 00:52
154F:推 shiragawa:太好笑了..XD 02/22 01:01
155F:推 iceboxi:XD 02/22 01:02
156F:推 fracs:超級好笑 三位一體 正點! 02/22 01:03
157F:推 wakauo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:09
※ derder:轉錄至看板 FJU-AM-90 02/22 01:22
158F:推 GreenLabel:這就是傳說中的月經文嗎XDDD 02/22 01:25
159F:推 shirahime:嗡~~~(爆炸後的真空狀態) 02/22 01:41
160F:推 vicostrich:XDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:41
161F:推 fffooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:49
162F:→ applexgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 02:04
163F:推 blizzardsun:咦?他大姨媽來我們家幹嘛? 02/22 02:05
164F:推 safirokimo:果然是三位一體!這文章非推不可! 02/22 02:28
165F:推 aova:幹 好好笑 02/22 02:42
166F:推 cheko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 03:13
167F:推 xxxEVA:三位一體復活了....一定要推的啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 03:37
168F:→ xxxEVA:我想問...他姐不是在用浴室洗澡嗎...那她在哪阻止血崩..... 02/22 03:38
169F:推 jpstyle:幹!我不爭氣的笑了... 02/22 04:35
170F:→ BatmanII:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 05:54
171F:推 casiohunter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 07:02
172F:推 lovemage:XD 02/22 07:55
173F:推 hippofrank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 08:24
174F:推 gungod88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 08:33
175F:推 lovegygy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 08:46
176F:推 leeiauwaoa:XDXDXDXXXXXXD 02/22 09:13
177F:推 mgzx:XD 02/22 09:16
178F:推 arthurwang:XDDDDDD 02/22 09:17
179F:推 Crucio:XD 02/22 09:27
180F:→ aappllee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 09:29
181F:推 DrBear:這裡也要爆吧 02/22 09:34
182F:推 Bachika:幫爆 02/22 09:41
183F:推 sammylee:推爆XD 02/22 09:53
184F:推 DrBear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 10:06
185F:推 takasi03:幫推 02/22 10:12
186F:推 DrBear:我再推 02/22 10:14
187F:推 cindy2340:推推推 笑翻我了 XD 02/22 10:20
188F:推 DrBear:老師 那個整包給你啦 02/22 10:25
189F:推 Rubilacxe:讓他爆讓他爆 02/22 10:40
190F:推 oue:傳說中的月經文呀~~~XD 02/22 10:45
191F:推 greengables:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 10:46
192F:推 meiosisLin:讓他爆~讓他爆 02/22 10:55
193F:推 osuki:XD 02/22 10:57
194F:推 chenhwayu:XD~~~~~~~~ 02/22 10:59
195F:推 oooo778899:爆 02/22 11:00
196F:推 Yhau13:爆了 爆了 02/22 11:00
197F:推 mooncrystal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:02
198F:推 takoman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 11:37
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