很貼切的... 1) The footprints on the toilet seat are your own. 2) You no longer wait in line, but go immediately to the head of the queue. 3) You stop at the top or bottom of an escalator to plan your day. 4) It becomes exciting to see if you can get on the lift before anyone can get off. 5) It is no longer surprising that the only decision made at a meeting is the time and venue for the next meeting. 6) You rank the decision making abilities of your staff by how long it takes them to reply "Up To You". 7) You no longer wonder how someone who earns US$ 400.00 per month can drive a Mercedes. 8) You accept the fact that you have to queue to get a number for the next queue. 9) You accept without question the mechanic's analysis that the car is "Broken" and that it will cost you a lot of money to get it "Fixed". 10) You find that it saves time to stand and retrieve your hand luggage while the plane is on final approach 11) You will go to the beach fully dressed in your dancing shoes in 37 degree C. 12) You have learned to eat, drink, smoke and talk at the same time. 13) You get used to ask 5 people every time you have a simple question, in the hope that 2 answers are the same 14) If you don't know something when asked, you won't say so, but make up something with a pokerface. 15) You are eating sunflowerpits and chickenfeet with your beer. 16) You prefer to sit in a restaurant under tubelight with the TV on loud, while someone sings a song out of tune and you can shout at the personnel 'kuai yidian!' 17) You only allow emails with at least 3 stamps. 18) You start to bargain the prices in the supermarket. 19) You drink your red wine cold and your water warm, eat your peanuts cooked and your salad fried. --

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