http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/thefunstuff/quotes.jsp 其中有很多NBA球員教練們說過的話, 有些蠻好笑的, 先列爵士球員的: "I think I'll get along real well with Brad. I can see us really going at it in practice every day, then going out and killing something to eat." - Greg Ostertag on new Kings teammate Brad Miller "There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work." - Carlos Boozer after cancelling an interview with a Sports Illustrated reporter because his wife was expecting him home. "I was proud of DeShawn and I would have knocked him down harder. They can put me in jail for saying that, but that's the way it is." - Jerry Sloan, on DeShawn Stevenson fouling Ricky Davis after he shot on the wrong goal attempting to get a triple -double. "It wasn't a big deal, like somebody asking me to go fishing." - Greg Ostertag, on being asked to donate a kidney to his sister. "When I hit it I heard the crowd going crazy and I was like, 'Wow, that was a sweet jumper, they must have liked that one.' I had no clue." - Matt Harpring, on receiving a pass from Mark Jackson and making the jumper that gave Jackson his 10,000th career assist. (Matt聽到歡呼聲以為是他的跳投有多漂亮, 但其實球迷是為了M. Jackson的第一千助攻) "Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!" - Bill Walton, said in all seriouness ------ 再看看其他球員的妙語.. "I make teams win." - Scot Pollard. "I speak a little Spanish, so I'm able to communicate." - Marcus Camby, on communicating with teammate Nene Hilario, who speaks Portuguese and not Spanish. "Because they don't have four pointers." - Antoine Walker, on why he shoots so many three pointers "Why did you have to dunk on me so hard?" - Maciej Lampe, Knicks rookie, to Jarvis Hayes, after Hayes windmilled on him in a summer league game. "Every year, when I'm with a new team, that's one less team that doesn't know that I can't play. There are 5,000 players in America better than me that aren't in the NBA." - Mark Pope, Denver Nuggets. "Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons, asked about whether he's looking forward to playing in Japan. "Those Europeans, they know how to negotiate." - Donyell Marshall, on buying number 42 from new teammate Mengke Bateer, who is actually Mongolian. "I don't bet. How about a hamburger?" - Dick Bavetta, in response to Tim Duncan after Duncan offered to bet him money that he missed a call. "Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season." - Charles Barkley, talking about Vince Carter. "Isiah Thomas: "I've got some bad news. We're trading you to Phoenix." Antonio McDyess: "What's the bad news?" "Unstoppable, baby!" - Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29 -point loss. "Hey AC. If God's so good, why didn't he give you a f*&^in jump shot?" - Barkley to A.C. Green "Kobe took over in the second half, especially in the third and fourth quarter." - Magic Johnson, on TNT. "I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can't share with you guys." - Jalen Rose. "When (Jalen) comes over here, I'm going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though." - Rafer Alston. "Name 12 players better than me." - Jalen Rose, 2002, on whether or not he should make the All -Star team. "Tom." - Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966 Kenny Smith: "I devote these rings to my family, as they were the ones who helped me get them". Charles Barkley: "You should have given them to Hakeem." "[LeBron] was banging those little boys around in high school, but once he goes against the men, they're going to beat his butt and make him cry." - Charley Rosen "I will miss him a lot. He was a good friend. And he owes me $80." - Yao Ming, on Bostjan Nachbar getting traded "I wanted to ask if he planned to expand NBA basketball to the moon." - Yao Ming, on his meeting with the David Stern. "Me as a backup center? Hell no." - Dikembe Mutombo, on possibly coming off the bench for the Nets during the playoffs. "I kind of knew Cleveland was going to get the No. 1 pick. I think they rigged it. No, don't quote me on that." - Carmelo Anthony. "I wouldn't have been scared to go to the West. Nobody scares me." - Jason Kidd, who decided not to go to the West. "None" - Gary Payton, on his experience running the triangle offense. 這些只是部份而已, 連結中有更多 --

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