作者HornyJazz (摸摸臉)
看板UTAH-JAZZ
標題[爆料] Joke of the day
時間Fri Jun 1 13:15:58 2007
In Family Court, there was much confusion as to the divorced couple
who has a child, and the Judge was having a hard time deciding who
to grant custody of the child, and so, it was decided to ask the
child to see who he wanted to live with.
"well, son, do you wanna live with your momma?" the judge said;
"no your honour, she beats me" the child said;
"well son, how about your daddy? do ya wanna live with your daddy?"
the judge said;
"no your honour, he beats me too!!!" the child said;
the judge, astonished, then asked, "well, son, Who Do you wanna live with?"
the boy said, "I wanna live with the Utah Jazz!!!"
"The Utah Jazz??" "Why on Earth do you wanna live with the Utah Jazz??"
the judge said;
then, the boy said, "well, The Utah Jazz, They dont beat no one!!!"
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1F：→ HornyJazz:........白癡笑話 把Utah Jazz換成任何隊都work 06/01 13:18
2F：推 ammon: They beat nobody ? 06/01 13:18
3F：推 gratitude:他總是嘴唇乾裂嗎？ 06/01 13:19
4F：→ HornyJazz:They don't beat nobody! Uh Uhh! 06/01 13:19
6F：推 CarlosBoozer:可是我還是笑了 o_o 06/01 13:48
7F：推 Actus:Utah Pampered Boys 06/01 14:12
8F：→ odyy:no good laugh 06/01 15:00
9F：噓 KarlMalone:什麼鳥 06/01 15:11
10F：推 ammon:這個板是個笑話? 06/01 16:04
11F：推 RonnieBrewer:我看不懂 06/01 16:30
12F：→ RonnieBrewer: They dont beat no one = They beat someone ? 06/01 16:31
13F：推 HornyJazz:黑人講法 雙重否定還是否定 06/01 17:01
14F：→ HornyJazz:Ain't got me no rings = I have no rings. 06/01 17:08
15F：→ RonnieBrewer:態度 06/01 17:23
16F：推 HornyJazz:超過尺度了嗎＠＠？？ 06/01 17:33
17F：推 RustyLaRue:Brewer不是黑人嗎 06/01 17:37
18F：→ RonnieBrewer:我和大家不熟 06/01 17:38
19F：→ HornyJazz:那確實是african-american community的慣用法阿 06/01 17:38
20F：→ RonnieBrewer:我沒有帶佐敦去夜店 06/01 17:42
21F：推 HornyJazz:你還沒有主持黑色會咧 = = 06/01 17:45
22F：推 RonnieBrewer: iwtc wnwtn tt tt t 06/01 17:48
23F：推 Stockton:Utah Jazz beats nobody＠＠？？ 06/01 21:04