作者flowergarden (小蘿)
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標題Re: [創作] 各大薏仁可以出的書 我都想好名字了
時間Wed Sep 12 00:17:13 2007
※ 引述《JAOK (汪洋中的一條船)》之銘言：
: 我只是突發奇想 他們如果出書 可以用這些當書名
: 菜腸
: 持續努力的日子-不承認真相一定會成功
: 臣又
: 敎你如何頂著x頭不害羞
: 嘿人
: 裝熟讓你走騙天下
: 飯飯
: 一分鐘學會唱歌亂飄的技巧
: 彥茲 蕭大叔
: 過氣藝人炒新聞一百招
: 楊哭哭
: 我也做得到! 山頂洞人炒新聞實錄
: 我想不到了~ 誰幫我繼續編下去~~!
蛤蠣潑特-咿淋公主系列
BOOK 1--<神秘的魔法胸罩>
"就讀魔法學校一年級的咿淋,不知怎的,居然一個暑假過後罩杯多了七個CUP!不論好友
廟哩如何的逼問,咿淋卻堅稱自己是因為偶然在禍隔滑滋手術房撿到的魔法胸罩胸部才
多了七個罩杯......."
BOOK 2--<消失的真奶>
"經過了魔法胸罩事件後,勤學的廟哩,開始在圖書館瘋狂地查找資料,因為她發現,只要是
讀過<禍隔滑滋-一段歷史>的人都知道,禍隔滑滋打從創校以來就根本沒有手術房這種東
西!於是...她開始計畫一步一步地把咿淋的假面具給拆下......"
BOOK 3--<傳統市場的逃犯>
"果然皇天不負苦心人,升上三年級的廟哩,因為成績表現優異,得到邁教授的許可,終於
能進去圖書館的禁書區查找她所需要的資料,而在偶然的一個機緣下,她翻到了一本
關於深居於黑森林某處的腸妖為爭取整型自由而集體造反的<腸妖的獨立事件>,意外的
發現原來咿淋是當初從傳統市場(專門監禁腸妖之處)逃出的腸妖遺族......"
BOOK 4--<油鍋的考驗>
"升上四年級的咿淋依舊靠著她那擠滿法令紋的微笑在禍隔滑滋賣弄風騷,但是她卻不知
,魔法界的盛事--三巫鬥法大賽,火盃認定她是第四位參賽者的背後,居然是廟哩處心積慮
的陰謀,因為廟哩早已知道,三巫鬥法大賽的最後一關,參賽者必須赤腳走過滾燙的油鍋.而
生肖屬蝦的咿淋究竟能不能通過這致命的考驗呢.......?"
BOOK 5--<金獎評審的密令>
"自從三巫鬥法大賽最後一關因台電工程疏失導致油鍋缺乏電力無法加溫而使咿淋意外獲
勝之後,咿淋在魔法界的聲望直線攀升,就連屢次落馬的金蛆獎居然也意外的在入圍名單
內出現咿淋的名字.而就在頒獎典禮前夕,因入圍而笑到嘴歪的咿淋接到了一封來自金蛆
獎評審團的密令......"
BOOK 6--<封面攝影師的背叛>
"不甘咿淋仗著自己的名氣到處擺姿態的廟哩,這一次,她打算徹底地打擊咿淋對外的形象,
於是,她對咿淋的專輯封面攝影師下了不赦咒,完完全全地操縱該名攝影師的一舉一動.這
一次,廟哩終於嘗到勝利的滋味了,因為咿淋新專輯封面裡的臉,拍出來的效果簡直比直接
拿臉去撞牆還要平面......"
BOOK 7--<G奶的填充物>
"咿淋終於來到了在禍隔滑滋的最後一年!而她也發現原來一直與她作對的不是屎內哺,而
是她一直把她當成好友的廟哩!而與咿淋攤牌後的廟哩,這次更有驚人之舉,為了這一刻,
他苦學7年終於熟練魔法世界裡對付腸妖一族最恐怖的惡咒,<揉揉~現>--X光咒!!到底,
困惑著廟哩七年,咿淋G奶裡的東西,究竟為何?而咿淋是否能順利從禍隔滑滋畢業......?"
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