作者tailang (大郎)
看板TigerBlue
標題[翻案] Abian's ulceration....
時間Wed Feb 25 22:47:46 2009
Da-Ming: You want answers?
Shiau-Ming: I think I'm entitled.
Da-Ming: You want answers?!
Shiau-Ming: I want the truth!
Da-Ming: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls,
and those walls have to be guarded by homosexuality with Tomboys.
Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsi-
bility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Abian and you curse
the homosexuality Tomboys. You have that luxury, You have the luxury
of not knowing what I know: that Abian's ass’s canker, while tragic,
probably saved other ass-eyes. And my existence, while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you, saves other ass-eyes.
You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk
about at parties, you want me on that party, you need me on that party
. We use words like Oral-smoke, Anal, Male- Tongzhi... We use these
words as the backbone to a homosexuality spent defending something.
You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclina-
tion to explain myself to a man who excites and sleeps under the
blanket of the very excitement that I provide, and then questions the
manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you
and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pout your mouse and
kiss a rump. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are
entitled to!
Shiau-Ming: Did you Anal the Abian's ass?
Da-Ming: I did the job I was excitited to do--
Shiau-Ming: Did you Anal the Abian's ass?
Da-Ming: You're goddamn right I did!!
...............(All men in the court are silent .....)
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