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Da-Ming: You want answers? Shiau-Ming: I think I'm entitled. Da-Ming: You want answers?! Shiau-Ming: I want the truth! Da-Ming: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by homosexuality with Tomboys. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsi- bility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Abian and you curse the homosexuality Tomboys. You have that luxury, You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Abian's ass’s canker, while tragic, probably saved other ass-eyes. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves other ass-eyes. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that party, you need me on that party . We use words like Oral-smoke, Anal, Male- Tongzhi... We use these words as the backbone to a homosexuality spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclina- tion to explain myself to a man who excites and sleeps under the blanket of the very excitement that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pout your mouse and kiss a rump. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! Shiau-Ming: Did you Anal the Abian's ass? Da-Ming: I did the job I was excitited to do-- Shiau-Ming: Did you Anal the Abian's ass? Da-Ming: You're goddamn right I did!! ...............(All men in the court are silent .....) --



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