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標 題Re: [創作] 宅男v1.0
發信站無名小站 (Thu Nov 22 00:20:28 2007)
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幫你簡化一下
int main()
{
printf("科科");
return 0;
}
※ 引述《[email protected] (我是阿Q )》之銘言:
> $v_now_clock = getdate();
> $v_oops_power = getsize();
> $schedule = getschedule();
> include("comic.php");
> include("game.php");
> include("computer.php");
> /* System Reset Here
> if($v_now_clock[hours] >= 23 and $v_oops_power > 30 )
> {
> include("adultvideo.php");
> $wowow = true;
> }
> // Warring ! For Programer use only
> // Please Don't modify. !!!
> */
> Switch($schedule)
> {
> case study:
> while($schedule)
> { readcomic(); }
> break;
> case homework:
> while($schedule)
> { playgame(); }
> break;
> case sleep:
> while($schedule)
> { usecomputer(); }
> break;
> case other:
> while($schedule)
> { exec(telnet ptt.cc); }
> break;
> }
> If(empty($schedule)) { $schedule = sleep; }
> If($schedule == "YAYAYA" and $wowow == true; )
> {
> msnonline(off);
> doorlock(true);
> window(lock);
> cellphone(off);
> telphone(busy);
> earphone(on);
> Tissues(standby);
> setfilepermission(read/write);
> $ohya = getfile("Hello World.avi");
> while($protein)
> {
> playfile($ohya);
> handwork(lefthand,speed30,uptodown);
> }
> unlock(all);
> }
> }
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