作者hide09 (夜空飛行)
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標題[嘴砲]在他面前，還有誰敢自稱神?
時間Fri May 28 10:40:07 2010
神，
是一個極崇高的名諱，
誰能獲得它?
惟有挑戰大魔王成功，
以及獲得萬人景仰的"他"才能取得
WHO?
將近兩年前小的有幸與他當室友，
實感榮幸!
現在，
以為許久不見的他沉寂了，
誰知道!!!
神是高深莫測的!!!!
這次!!
不在是洗澡了!!
也不是打睡夢羅漢拳!!!!
那個人重出江湖了!!!
展神。
沒有人敢在他面前直呼他全名。
路人甲官本:我原本以為不是展爺嗎?想說幹麻叫神?現在我終於知道WHY了!!(膜拜
路人乙阿嗄:我本來以為神會被打敗，誰知道他暗留一招!
路人丙卓阿市: (膜拜)
今天想必大家已經震懾於他的威力了，
我以當神的室友為榮幸!!!
黑鬼豆腐你們說是不是!!!
雖然常常有蟑螂大軍出現。
請想膜拜神的人在下面推文，
集滿紅字爆的話神會現身親自PO一篇文來感召各位!
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