作者dancereddie (dancer)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 專業的服務
時間Fri Nov 9 00:34:51 2012
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這是親身經歷，就在昨天而已
有件事我一定要趁我笑死之前說出來...剛剛經過忠孝夜市看到賣香雞排的攤子，突然很
想吃，就停下來點了一份。接著，在等待期間，一個婦人隨著也點了一些食材。她買了一
份雞排和一份花枝 85元。婦人：ㄟ，老闆，有沒有15塊的東西讓我湊100。老闆：前面那
排都是15元。婦人選了一片蘿蔔糕.....
老闆帶著親切的微笑，單掌伸出，掌心朝上指著籃子說：放這裡就可以了
於是
婦人就把蘿蔔糕放在老闆的手上...........
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◆ From: 122.118.11.175
1F：推 easyfish:這是暗示>/////< 11/09 00:43
2F：推 JOJOttt:哈哈哈哈哈老闆作何反應XD? 11/09 00:50
3F：推 panjiongkai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 00:50
4F：推 ifending:原PO標題下得好 11/09 00:51
5F：→ kb24oreo:哈哈哈婦人幽默喔 11/09 00:56
6F：推 kexi0711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 01:06
7F：推 CFfisher:乾XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 01:16
8F：推 qaz2230:哈哈哈哈哈哈好傻好天真的婦人XDDDDDDD 11/09 01:35
9F：→ kim1990:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 老闆:裝校欸嗎?! 11/09 01:47
10F：推 FeO:先別提內文了 你有聽過忠孝有香雞排在賣花枝的嗎 我想吃 11/09 01:59
11F：推 Waitaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 02:00
12F：推 chanceperson:在哪裡 我想吃 11/09 02:19
13F：推 asssj2222:XDDD 11/09 02:47
14F：推 ink31267:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 02:52
15F：推 kasimoil:新招嗎XD 11/09 03:05
16F：推 BNLEADER:有笑有推XDDDDDD 11/09 03:09
17F：推 aaansel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 03:09
18F：推 ss36:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 03:50
19F：推 wangyl:XDDDDD 11/09 04:31
20F：→ dancereddie:有唷,花枝腳呀!超好吃的呀(沒回到重點) 11/09 05:52
21F：→ dancereddie:當下老闆接也不是,不接也不是.很經典呀! 11/09 05:55
22F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDD 11/09 07:46
23F：推 k731i:哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/09 08:03
24F：推 kaichingtang:哈哈~太好笑了!!推~~~~~~~~~~~ 11/09 09:00
25F：推 rockya:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:08
26F：推 square514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:30
27F：推 POOHw:老闆好尷尬 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:38
28F：推 mephisto79:老闆好無奈…XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:45
29F：推 mamameai:老闆好害羞..XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:51
30F：推 a250026:老闆的臉gg了XDD 11/09 10:00
31F：推 jiabin0928:太好笑了啦 老闆當場三條線下去 11/09 10:21
32F：推 PhilipMarlow: 11/09 11:00
33F：推 ken52037g:...有笨有推 11/09 11:01
34F：推 ssrew2875:火雲掌嗎XDDD 11/09 11:14
35F：推 FeO:花枝腳在哪邊...前段（大胖）中段（廣氏）後段（烤東烤西）?? 11/09 11:45
36F：推 w660:XDDDDDDDDD 11/09 12:13
37F：推 e8672596:XDDDDDDD 11/09 12:28
38F：推 donalddonald:老闆娘有在現場嗎XDDD 11/09 12:42
39F：→ kempis:XD 11/09 12:50
40F：推 jr00747848:太好笑啦~~~ 11/09 13:03
41F：推 finhard:為啥會掌心朝上指?一般不是都掌心朝下的嗎 11/09 13:11
42F：推 joeyrose:好內功！原來是用內力，加速提高溫度，使原本要燉七七四 11/09 13:16
43F：→ joeyrose:十九個鐘頭的蘿菠糕，在兩分鐘之內就能搞定 11/09 13:18
44F：推 Judicator:XDDDDDDDD 11/09 13:23
45F：推 kkelvin:徐大姊炸香香? 11/09 13:28
46F：→ wuj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 13:37
47F：推 kay1127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 13:44
48F：推 hgf125:1片 15nt??? 好貴喔 11/09 13:53
49F：推 gram2:好好笑XDDDD晚上想去吃炸物了 11/09 14:27
50F：→ echower:哈哈哈笑死我了 11/09 14:27
51F：推 Housenation:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 15:01
52F：推 richday:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 15:37
53F：推 q1059374:有笑有推！XDDDDD 11/09 15:59
54F：→ q1059374:fin大，掌心朝上應該是迎賓人員喊歡迎光臨伴隨的那種 11/09 16:01
55F：→ q1059374:手勢吧 11/09 16:01
56F：推 c72467264:XDDDDDD 11/09 16:07
57F：推 hirono:最後那塊有老闆愛的蘿蔔糕也下了原po準備要用的油鍋了嗎? 11/09 16:11
58F：推 Aodhan:老闆: 11/09 16:13
59F：推 acrea:太好笑了！哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/09 16:14
60F：推 garyabble:老闆表示憤怒，將手中那塊蘿蔔糕捏爛 11/09 16:17
61F：推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 16:25
62F：推 dear0804:怎麼沒爆XD超好笑XDDD 11/09 16:34
63F：推 pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 16:35
64F：推 chin0505:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 16:50
65F：推 mei1989:好好笑XDD 11/09 17:42
66F：推 workplayhard:XDDD 11/09 17:51
67F：推 soseikan:XDDDDDDD 11/09 18:00
68F：→ killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 18:29
69F：推 hp99362002:忠孝哪間??? 這婦人太聽話了吧!!! 11/09 18:39
70F：噓 inru33:我不知道哪裡好笑…好心人加講解謝謝OTZ 11/09 18:39
71F：推 yapanda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 18:57
72F：推 qunmie:老板傻了 11/09 19:24
73F：→ jetrider:對連字不會好好打的人應該是沒有必要講解了www 11/09 19:43
74F：→ ppuppy:噓某i:笨板又不是好笑板..給原po:想推可是一直在CD中XDDD 11/09 19:44
75F：推 fb74123698:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:01
76F：推 Mengjzong:XD 11/09 20:10
77F：推 new00259:欸~太好笑了拉~~~我笑不停拉~~~哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:17
78F：推 g198413:手心朝上是比較正式的用法吧 老闆就是這樣把手靠近籃子邊 11/09 21:09
79F：推 zkc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:34
80F：推 huskyjin:超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:58
81F：推 YuChenLin:想像畫面笑不停XDDDDDDDDD 11/09 22:12
82F：推 hchs654:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 22:14
83F：推 janicewei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 22:21
84F：推 sijing801101:太好笑了!!!XDDDDD 11/09 23:08
85F：推 yargen1215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:15
86F：推 dry0249:XD 11/10 00:19
87F：推 l92Kbps:花枝遭斬 11/10 00:42
88F：推 ianstar:太好笑了!!!! XDDD 11/10 01:03
89F：推 vivian12328:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 01:11
90F：推 sillywhoever:樓樓樓上! XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 01:20
91F：推 solitary2010:XDDDD厲害!老闆沒學爆橘拳? 11/10 01:34
92F：推 princelisa:哈哈 xDDD 11/10 02:06
93F：推 gaga1027:哈哈哈哈哈哈，我笑好久唷 11/10 02:46
94F：推 loveXlove:笑翻了XDDDDD 11/10 04:02
95F：推 izojulie:在熟睡的男友旁憋笑一直抖超痛苦XDDD 11/10 04:49
看到妳憋笑一直抖，讓我不得不補完剩下的畫面
當天除了我之外，後面陸續還有4~5組客人，事發的同時
我離婦人最近，為了表示禮貌，我瘋狂的咬舌頭防止自己狂笑
結果我一轉頭，媽呀，根本大家都在瘋狂咬舌頭呀!!!!
身體一直抖，腹部不斷抽動，臉憋得很紅這樣。
好可怕的經驗呀!
96F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 10:20
97F：→ Yie:XDDD 11/10 11:31
98F：推 roushu102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 11:38
99F：→ arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 12:39
100F：推 yetta2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 13:18
101F：推 EvelynAir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 14:24
102F：推 dreambegins:XD 11/10 14:25
103F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 15:13
104F：推 sullengreen:XDDDDDDDDD 11/10 16:20
105F：推 illkids:我笑了啦！！ 11/10 16:21
106F：推 rawrrr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 16:30
107F：推 worlger:XDDDDD 11/10 16:41
108F：推 ink31267:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 17:07
109F：→ dancereddie:靠國光路方向，在一家賣牛排的店前，店招倒是沒留意 11/10 19:06
110F：→ dancereddie:沒辦法XD 很少在這裡出沒，印象不太深刻 11/10 19:08
111F：推 dmc80:要是我在現場大概笑翻了.... 11/10 19:28
112F：推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 11/10 19:57
113F：推 yhsuanchen:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/10 20:15
114F：推 kincrystal:好笑!!!! 11/10 21:59
115F：推 k382214:有笑有推 11/10 22:45
116F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 22:50
117F：推 pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 23:47
118F：推 twofoot:XDDDD 11/10 23:53
119F：推 smiletofu:XD..... 11/10 23:56
120F：推 puffmei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 00:10
121F：推 ITFM:這太好笑了啦~~~~((拍桌 11/11 00:19
122F：推 ballII:XDDDDD 11/11 01:10
123F：推 sunluna:XDDDD 11/11 01:15
124F：推 FeO:感謝原PO 下次買!! 11/11 01:16
125F：推 dustlike:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 01:33
126F：推 farm467:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 01:41
※ 編輯: dancereddie 來自: 122.118.1.139 (11/11 01:58)
127F：推 amybubu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 04:23
128F：推 kt10932:笑歪了XDDDDD 11/11 10:23
129F：推 ishoudar:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 15:43
130F：推 fishophobia:當下應該會笑翻 11/11 16:58
131F：推 graceyiyo:我好久沒看笨版笑那麼開心了阿哈哈哈哈哈哈~ 11/11 19:24
132F：推 skykeico:我好想知道老闆之後怎麼處理的XDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈 11/11 21:25
133F：推 SeaNMiz:xd 11/11 21:32
134F：推 catshouse:XDDDDDDDDDDD老闆甚麼反應?XD 11/11 22:12
135F：推 lhjv:XDD 11/11 22:59
136F：推 hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 23:08
137F：推 bellasky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/12 01:46
138F：推 purrple:XDDDDDDDD 11/12 04:09
139F：推 parrotlin:超好笑XDDDD 11/12 05:11
140F：推 vivame:XDDD 11/12 09:59
141F：推 MickeyHowl:想知道老闆的反應XDDD 11/12 10:27
142F：推 lfrr:老闆反應 +1 XD 11/12 11:55
143F：推 findlkey:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 邊上課邊看差點憋到內傷 11/12 13:54
144F：推 min81527:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDD連我室友都來關心我了 11/12 17:55
145F：→ dancereddie:老闆當下是接也不是，不接也不是。最後還是接下來了 11/12 21:59
146F：→ dancereddie:但不愧是生意人，老闆接下蘿蔔糕後還是問：要加辣嗎？ 11/12 22:00
147F：推 summeruse:後勁很強阿 11/13 00:53
148F：推 sylviashue:推忠孝 11/13 01:19
149F：推 aacj2642:我在上課憋笑XDD 11/13 14:33
150F：推 iwannasmile:好好笑XDDDDDD 11/13 17:47
151F：推 xxooXD:校到哭出來了XDDD 11/15 12:16
152F：推 cba011079:太好笑了 哈哈哈哈ㄏ 11/15 13:42
153F：推 wishdcup:XDDD肚子抽筋了樂極生悲 11/15 16:11
154F：推 r1239386:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 11:32
155F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 01:04
156F：推 ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超有畫面~~~ 11/18 19:36
157F：推 slyj:上班時間看到這篇好痛苦 11/20 18:59
158F：推 camilk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 03:03
159F：推 ccpp993113:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/23 17:35
160F：推 allyp7985:笑到快死掉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/01 05:45