作者dancingmoon (點心母)
站內StupidClown
標題[恍神] 習慣成自然
時間Sat Jul 14 05:26:17 2012
在聯考尚不是歷史名詞的年代
那一年我高三
身為考生的我特別焦躁易怒 (其實卸下這個身分也沒好到哪)
某天也不知道什麼原因，就跟老爸鬧脾氣
他載著我，我們一路上都沒交談，回到家、開門、脫鞋子、進門
一切動作也都安安靜靜，就這樣生著悶氣
我打開了買回來的肉羹米粉和貢丸湯，倒進去，開始吃
吃啊吃啊吃啊...汗流下來了，台南的夏天真的很熱啊...
老爸看著我邊吃邊擦汗，而且一臉不悅，也就悶不吭聲的
過了10多分，我上衣一堆汗，終於吃完那碗米粉和湯 (為什麼這麼熱我還喝湯啊?!)
然後酷酷的說 「我上樓了。」
就在要上樓的瞬間，還在淡定吃麵的老爸開口了：
「脫掉吧..家裡不用戴安全帽。」
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★ 可能我對自己沒信心，人家喜歡我我就懷疑人家只因為我好看
To :是喔~人家喜歡我 我只會想到『真好～世上還有人模人樣的智障』
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1F：推 kaoyc:還要裝故意戴安全帽的表情脫掉 07/14 06:21
2F：→ dancingmoon:我有想過要硬著頭皮說：我喜歡戴安全帽 可是太蠢了 07/14 06:25
3F：推 G2S: 我有想過要硬著頭皮說：我好像喜歡上妳 可是太蠢了 07/14 06:59
4F：推 Hans14:XDDD 07/14 08:09
5F：→ shou0823:XXD 07/14 08:29
6F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDDD 07/14 08:58
7F：推 wencc: 我有想過要硬著頭皮說：我喜歡戴安全帽 可是太蠢了 07/14 09:08
8F：推 hahaha0v0:XDD 07/14 11:45
9F：推 ako100:太好笑了XDDDDD 07/14 12:18
10F：推 dora19:哈哈哈好好笑XDDDDD 07/14 12:29
11F：推 tylerfirst:還等你吃完才講 XD 07/14 12:32
12F：推 kurama117:也太熱了吧XDDDDD 07/14 12:49
13F：推 smoky314:你老爸應該憋笑憋很久... 07/14 12:54
14F：推 davidbright:...看你能忍多久 07/14 12:58
15F：推 pearlymirror:爸爸默默地在心裏面笑XDDD 07/14 13:01
16F：推 ntb5768:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:08
17F：推 olivia1124:埋梗買好久的爸爸 XDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:11
18F：推 ellie40:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:13
19F：推 zxcv2838:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:14
20F：推 blueMie:XDDDDDDDDDDDD老爸其實快笑瘋了吧 07/14 13:18
21F：推 jeffc815731:XDD 07/14 13:22
22F：推 milkcat0630:XDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:25
23F：推 tigerflyer:靠你吃戴著安全帽吃阿XD 07/14 13:26
24F：推 wcchi69:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:32
25F：推 ps20012001:XD 原PO看來很難勝過老爸了... 07/14 13:33
26F：推 silaqui:你老爸真有耐性XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 13:39
27F：推 chanceperson:硬著頭皮帶安全帽... 只有我很糟糕嗎QQ 07/14 13:45
28F：推 joeyrose:回他：會在意這個然後這麼說，就代表你輸了..... 07/14 13:50
29F：推 sameil2001:XDD 07/14 13:52
30F：→ ufoon: 還 蠻 屌 的 馬子 07/14 14:10
31F：推 SupremeBeing:這篇有版標的潛力 07/14 14:11
32F：推 stu20002:脫掉吧，家裡不用穿衣服 07/14 14:12
33F：推 magan0117:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 14:18
34F：推 princessmake:XD 07/14 14:24
35F：推 s88220726:XDDD 07/14 14:44
36F：推 logokuo:你爸突破盲點了 07/14 14:50
37F：推 littlehouse: 07/14 14:55
38F：推 bewithmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 15:15
39F：推 wwjd198323:有好笑到 07/14 15:32
40F：推 apple3470:後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 15:46
41F：推 axapupu12a:超有後勁!!!! 07/14 15:50
42F：推 nihowa:後勁XDDD 07/14 15:51
43F：推 dafeiiiii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 15:52
44F：推 lantakara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 15:56
45F：→ lightpisces:有沒有可能 其實你爸等這一刻等很久了 07/14 16:05
46F：推 gomay:太有畫面了XDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 16:05
47F：推 kiki50728:不覺得頭特別重嗎?! 07/14 16:18
48F：推 Lunachen:老爸很強XD 07/14 16:22
49F：推 Underline:哈哈哈 07/14 16:37
50F：推 hey55:台南推啊！ XDDD 07/14 16:47
51F：推 believeinsky:唉呦威啊笑慘了XDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 16:47
52F：推 gemini2010:戴安全帽吃難怪會一直流汗-.-.-.- 07/14 16:52
53F：推 cool0313:哈哈哈你爸好淡定的看你出糗XD 07/14 17:12
54F：推 johnyy:XDDD 07/14 17:16
55F：→ NLchu:幹推用掉了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 17:19
56F：推 milkvampire:太好笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！ 07/14 17:19
57F：推 gina8744:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 17:23
58F：推 wuj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 17:27
59F：推 oadnahcura:XDDDD 07/14 17:28
60F：推 yellowsnail:爸爸這等這一刻啊XDDDDD 07/14 17:30
61F：推 chuily:老爸也太淡定了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 17:30
62F：推 ffcc55:XDDDDDDDD 07/14 17:34
63F：推 sukisk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 18:07
64F：→ basha:後勁很強阿~笑翻~ 07/14 18:21
65F：推 jzn:XD 07/14 18:38
66F：→ allnun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 19:08
67F：→ meteorhades:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 19:08
68F：推 kiki41052:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 19:09
69F：推 ch890312:台南推!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/14 19:11
70F：推 Goner:lol 07/14 19:25
71F：推 dyyrglot:XDDDDDD 太妙了，怎可以忍到您吃完才跟您說阿!!! 07/14 19:37
72F：推 wesilver:XDDD 07/14 19:49
73F：推 en90508:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 19:49
74F：推 sktzy:後座力好強＞＜ 07/14 19:56
75F：推 wu6wu6:XDDDDDDDD 爸爸:我忍得好辛苦阿 07/14 20:01
76F：推 shen0812:我也做過，趕火車忘了脫，一路嘉義到臺南。 07/14 20:09
77F：推 bubblet:XDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 07/14 20:17
78F：推 abyssor:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 20:23
79F：推 kop5236:後勁好強XDDDD 看都覺得熱 07/14 20:29
80F：推 Linzoma:為麼你爸沒有噴飯XDDDDD 07/14 20:31
81F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 20:41
82F：推 smt963:XD 07/14 20:53
83F：→ wingthink:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 20:55
84F：推 asdfghjkl220:XDDDDDD 今天好多文都好好笑XD 07/14 20:57
85F：推 ogi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 21:09
86F：→ kennyru04wj4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 21:11
87F：推 k4847:我看成安全套= = 我好糟糕... 07/14 21:33
88F：推 ink31267:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 21:34
89F：→ wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 22:00
90F：推 ice2240580:啊哈哈哈 你看看你 07/14 22:00
91F：推 CatBaJun:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 22:09
92F：推 tokise:有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 22:24
93F：推 Ephraim:讓我想起之前在笨版看到的另一篇文, 那個人也是回家忘了脫 07/14 22:29
94F：推 dreamnyanya:超有畫面的XDDDDDDDD 原PO爸好壞，沒有立即說出來 07/14 22:29
95F：→ Ephraim:安全帽, 一直到洗澡的時候才發現自己還戴著...XD 07/14 22:30
96F：→ papabearche:你爸XDDDDDDDD 07/14 22:47
97F：推 s87269x:原PO爸可以忍耐這麼久超強 07/14 22:49
98F：推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 22:58
99F：推 asangel:XDDDDDDDD 07/14 23:03
100F：推 k228725:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 23:11
101F：推 foxclimber:後勁真強… 07/14 23:32
102F：推 duncanshih:XDDDDDDDD 07/14 23:34
103F：推 tengni:好好笑 笑到流眼淚了~~ 07/14 23:36
104F：推 zoefiat:XD 07/14 23:42
105F：推 hinet25g:原PO爸超淡定!!! 07/14 23:50
106F：推 gethigh:你爸有點腹黑的感覺XDD 07/14 23:50
107F：推 wei0816:好好笑XD~ 我是不小心戴到火車上 ~哈 07/14 23:50
108F：推 kuochieh:原PO老爸真的好淡定XDD 07/15 00:16
109F：推 tp722:XDXD 07/15 00:16
110F：推 DrJohnjon:XDDDDDDDDDD 好白癡喔!!! 07/15 00:18
111F：推 smallsamsam:XD 好白吃哦 07/15 00:22
112F：推 OoJudyoO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 00:23
113F：推 ping5350830:好扯喔 不覺得很卡嘛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爸爸好強= =b 07/15 00:27
114F：推 MHT1:瞬間爆笑 07/15 00:29
115F：推 GGisme:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 00:30
116F：推 rodcky:老爸有抓到淡定的精隨XDDD 07/15 00:31
117F：推 llibertat:XDDDDD 07/15 00:32
118F：推 aPusha:XDDD 07/15 01:09
119F：推 love20042004:我笑慘了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07/15 01:28
120F：→ p78533578:你爹肯定憋的很辛苦。XD 07/15 01:57
121F：推 dacegirl703:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超爆笑的 07/15 02:09
122F：→ dancingmoon:半夜來看竟然爆了 @_@a 07/15 02:28
123F：推 isis288:老爸真能忍 07/15 02:33
124F：→ ma100kimo:老爸超強!!!! 07/15 06:08
125F：→ Yie:XDDD 07/15 07:42
126F：推 weiyun031810:老爸已經憋到內出血了 07/15 09:18
127F：推 hh440977:靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 09:23
128F：推 shika25:不推對不起自己XDDDDDDD老爸真強XDDDDDDDDD 07/15 09:40
129F：推 etcbz:淡定 好笑 07/15 12:01
130F：推 petroheat:超好笑XD 07/15 12:17
131F：推 callously:原PO好樣的 07/15 12:53
132F：推 potter99168:XDDDDDDDD 07/15 13:36
133F：推 goodbears:原PO酷!!! 07/15 13:37
134F：推 sexkingman:XDDDD 07/15 13:40
135F：推 aresryo:哈哈~~~害我哈哈一直笑 07/15 13:42
136F：推 penguin01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 13:52
137F：推 g1232622:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 07/15 15:48
138F：推 iceking162:XDDDDDDDD 07/15 16:15
139F：推 SHOW1113:很好笑，可好有畫面，突然感動...電影情節般的親子張力 07/15 16:23
140F：推 lunaphoenix:我覺得爸爸不是故意的 因為在鬧脾氣都不說話 爸爸應該 07/15 16:37
141F：→ lunaphoenix:也不敢先開口吧 等他原po說話之後才敢和他說的 07/15 16:37
142F：推 andy199113:好有畫面XD 07/15 16:45
143F：推 pvn:XDDDD 07/15 16:59
144F：推 bgp895405:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 17:07
145F：推 hans1478:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 17:09
146F：推 carolinecsz:後勁超強 07/15 17:53
147F：推 linda1026:好好笑XDDD,笑到肚子痛,吃麵時不覺得頭上有很重的負擔嗎 07/15 17:56
148F：推 mw10007:你爸好淡定阿XD 07/15 19:13
149F：→ capric:XDDD 07/15 19:24
150F：推 tina0117:台南人推XD 07/15 19:37
151F：推 yihuey:你爸好冷靜喔 他不會認為你是想打破僵局在搞笑嗎XDDD 07/15 20:22
152F：推 boro:原PO:爸 我跟你說多少次了 這是我的頭髮!! 07/15 20:24
153F：推 polartity:XD真是叛逆的青春期阿~ 07/15 20:28
154F：推 Midiya:原po不會覺得頭很重嗎 XDDDD 07/15 21:45
155F：推 siou:原PO不覺得想擦汗的時候卡卡的嗎? 07/15 22:07
156F：推 irenenige:爸爸好淡定ˊ_>ˋ 好有畫面 哈哈哈哈哈 07/15 23:56
157F：推 MusicShow:老爸好強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 00:23
158F：推 flymood:你沒說我怕被你打?XDD 07/16 00:29
159F：推 whitestar6:真的笑慘了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 01:21
160F：推 doublekuan:XDDDDDD 07/16 07:24
161F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 12:00
162F：推 KuoJia:ㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏ 原PO好好笑喔 07/16 13:19
163F：推 oak01:XD 07/16 19:17
164F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/16 23:44
165F：→ xxxHHHxxx:DXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 03:15
166F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 05:56
167F：推 Gerold:肉羹米粉+貢丸湯?? 07/17 10:15
168F：→ dancingmoon:對啊 湯湯水水的 很撐吧 不過我太愛貢丸湯了 沒辦法 07/17 10:17
169F：推 keroroo:超好笑！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 11:42
170F：推 ariesjiujk:( ￣□￣)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~爪爪 07/17 12:03
171F：推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 13:52
172F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 15:21
173F：推 orange123ck:天阿～將還是老得辣! 07/17 16:55
174F：→ OrangeBoy:薑還是老的辣XDDD 07/17 17:35
175F：推 ggl12two2:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/17 23:47
176F：推 nautica0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 14:45
177F：推 dadalove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 16:01
178F：推 kaworuna:老爸淡定得很專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/18 17:58
179F：→ summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD糗斃了!!!!!!!! 07/19 03:22
180F：推 purplecherry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 狠腳色! 07/19 14:21
181F：推 am37:上班看到彆笑得好辛苦啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/19 15:49
182F：推 honeykay:很好笑 07/19 21:16
183F：推 Devaneio:哈哈哈哈 07/20 15:46
184F：推 ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/20 22:14
185F：推 Miss611:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 02:47
186F：推 amy1122:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 17:40
187F：推 XiaoV:老爸太威了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 23:35
188F：推 miljs: 我有想過要硬著頭皮說：我喜歡戴安全帽 可是太蠢了 09/04 15:19
189F：推 icefirevc:笑到嘴巴好痛 06/12 04:52