作者Leon691022 (暱稱不能隨機嗎?)
看板StupidClown
標題[聽錯] 看房子最怕的事...
時間Wed Jun 20 09:30:44 2012
一天跟房仲約好看房屋，
房仲介紹到一半忽然停頓了一下，
漫不經心的講了一句: 其實，這裡，本來很多家屬的....
我心想:靠....莫非...是凶宅...
那....後來他們呢? 都....都怎麼了....
仲介: 都死了，我都處理掉了...
!! 瞎密......聽到這裡我整個頭皮發麻......我知道的太多了嗎!
仲介: 因為我放了一些捕鼠籠，那些家鼠都處理好了，不用擔心喔~
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1F：→ frank8421:靠~~~這房仲太機車了 06/20 09:40
2F：推 frank8421:補推 06/20 09:44
3F：推 dear0804:= = 06/20 09:47
4F：推 miaomiao35:老鼠就老鼠嘛 想嚇死誰XD 06/20 10:03
5F：推 SaiXD:房仲好機車XDDDDDDDD 06/20 10:14
6F：推 ccuyin:處理掉了XD 好好的房仲 06/20 10:19
7F：推 lorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 10:35
8F：推 asdfgh0920:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 10:40
9F：推 kiwivino1023:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 10:47
10F：推 mini0530:好多家屬....XDDDDDDD 06/20 11:25
11F：推 wumacomsum:XDDDD 06/20 11:26
12F：推 kasaaddict:嚇死XDDD 06/20 11:30
13F：推 airbs69:好討厭的仲介XDDD 06/20 11:30
14F：推 chris3381:XDDD他故意的吧~ 06/20 11:31
15F：推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDD 06/20 11:32
16F：推 zxcv2838:老鼠就老鼠!!幹嘛家屬啊!!! 06/20 11:36
17F：推 Alif:家鼠 06/20 11:40
18F：推 nomorepipe:你知道的太多了 XDDD 06/20 11:42
19F：推 greedgarden:XDDDDDDDDD這房東有梗 06/20 11:49
20F：推 globekiller:XD 06/20 11:51
21F：推 janicewei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 11:54
22F：推 Joker0423:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 11:54
23F：推 awl281:很爆笑!!!@@ 06/20 11:54
24F：推 singlecolor:XDDDDDDD 06/20 12:01
25F：推 Luciferous:有沒有把蟑螂也處理掉？ 06/20 12:02
26F：→ Archi821:家鼠，順便抓到野鼠了吧 06/20 12:02
27F：→ Archi821:家蟑螂？ 06/20 12:03
28F：推 riket0403:XDDDDDDDD 真靠盃!!~~~會被他嚇死!!~~~~ 06/20 12:03
29F：推 samilover:好機車 XDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:05
30F：推 axapupu12a:你知道的太多了!!!!! 06/20 12:05
31F：推 assassinrex:好險看到她說處理掉就知道是家鼠了 06/20 12:05
32F：推 Jerrynet:XD 06/20 12:06
33F：推 tywchr0404:推推推XD 06/20 12:07
34F：推 jack2302967:你知道的太多了!!!! 06/20 12:08
35F：推 dimplegirl:超好笑 06/20 12:09
36F：推 sweettooth:XDDDD你知道的太多了 06/20 12:09
37F：推 hinet25g:哈~整個就是超有梗 06/20 12:09
38F：推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:12
39F：推 HeroFun:有笑有堆 06/20 12:16
40F：推 jizz0010513:好機車喔XDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:18
41F：推 hate56:嚇死XDD 06/20 12:19
42F：推 cyberlancer:故意的嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:25
43F：推 indianayao:讚(按) 06/20 12:25
44F：推 winniema:XDDDDDDD 06/20 12:27
45F：推 HuaLan:XDDDDD 哈哈哈哈 06/20 12:27
46F：推 kkum:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:29
47F：推 lovemo923:XDDDD 煩耶 06/20 12:30
48F：推 missxannie:XDDDDDDD 06/20 12:30
49F：推 lindy3730:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:31
50F：推 monicayang:哈哈哈 06/20 12:33
51F：推 newtypeL9:好討厭喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:34
52F：推 darkgerm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:35
53F：推 tw765:不急的話還是多看幾間吧, 有老鼠畢竟不單純 06/20 12:36
54F：推 batis:XDDDDDD 06/20 12:41
55F：推 pp1877:還野鼠嘞XD 06/20 12:41
56F：推 usualforward:哈哈哈哈哈 你知道的太多了 06/20 12:41
57F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDD 06/20 12:42
58F：推 RiverClyde:好蠢啊 啊 啊 啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊 06/20 12:43
59F：推 ggaabbcc:你知道得太多了!!! 06/20 12:45
60F：推 irene771:夠幽默XD 06/20 12:50
61F：→ mpcb:更恐怖的是 買(租)下來後 那些家屬(鼠?)又回來了... 06/20 12:51
62F：推 Kazenoshima:老鼠多還是不要比較好吧 06/20 12:52
63F：推 wwwjkl174:家屬(鼠XD)的逆襲!! 06/20 12:53
64F：推 yixiang921:這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 12:54
65F：推 zzoe09:你確定是家鼠嘛...(抖 06/20 12:57
66F：→ noonee:還是一樣是凶宅啊....對老鼠來說.... 06/20 12:57
67F：推 Archi821:忽然"啾"的一聲，一隻灰灰的東西跑了過去。 06/20 13:00
68F：推 mirrorz:XDDD 真驚悚 06/20 13:03
69F：推 doraemonk:家屬家鼠傻傻分不清楚:)))))) 06/20 13:06
70F：推 marcopolo992:你有沒有聽到陰陰的吱吱聲 06/20 13:06
71F：推 maochou:這仲介好靠腰XDDDDDDD 06/20 13:10
72F：推 catchmeaning:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:10
73F：推 orangefish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:11
74F：推 StAKA:其實還是凶宅 你半夜有沒有聽到吱~吱~聲~~~~ 06/20 13:12
75F：推 annie257:是故意的嗎~~好幽邁阿XD 06/20 13:18
76F：推 smoky314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好毛的敘述法! 06/20 13:18
77F：推 testblue:推家鼠 06/20 13:20
78F：推 psdny6213:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/20 13:21
79F：推 fe99877:超好笑XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:22
80F：推 Jaycorn:XDDDDDDDDDDD 好陰阿的介紹!!!!!!! 06/20 13:22
81F：推 yamakimiko:笑死我了哈哈哈哈哈~~ 06/20 13:24
82F：推 cutejenny:怎麼會有仲介告訴人有老鼠.... 06/20 13:26
83F：推 Ekmund:差一點被滅口啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:28
84F：推 ptlove1222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:32
85F：推 chiick:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:37
86F：推 ricehouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:40
87F：推 hoverskyx:QQ 這仲介..\ 06/20 13:41
88F：推 keeyah:咭咭咭咭咭咭咭咭咭咭O皿O 06/20 13:42
89F：推 james355499:XDDD 06/20 13:45
90F：推 nckufishcan:XDDDD 可以說是溝鼠 老鼠有很可愛的 06/20 13:46
91F：推 cherryJJ:笑死我了~~~~~~~ 06/20 13:49
92F：推 psyche133182:XDDDDFF 06/20 13:51
93F：推 needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:51
94F：推 crazyfu:好有後勁!! 06/20 13:54
95F：→ cloverba:一個嚇到不行ING~太可怕了吧~ 06/20 13:54
96F：推 PTTAT:有老鼠的亡魂也算兇宅嗎? 06/20 13:58
97F：推 asdfghjkl220:.............. 06/20 13:58
98F：推 Ksinmei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 13:59
99F：推 AoiSha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:07
100F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:07
101F：→ Yijhen0525:這可以轉Joke版了XDDD 06/20 14:12
102F：推 magan0117:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:20
103F：推 tzling0120:XDDDD 06/20 14:22
104F：推 smilemyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:24
105F：推 sounan:原PO知道的太多惹 06/20 14:26
106F：推 sakima:XDDDD 06/20 14:27
107F：推 alonetime:有笑有推 06/20 14:32
108F：推 c0758:XDD 06/20 14:33
109F：推 SayJoke:ㄎㄎ 06/20 14:33
110F：推 novelfly:XDD 06/20 14:37
111F：推 Hans14:爆! 06/20 14:37
112F：推 yudsx0915:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:40
113F：推 jack0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 14:48
114F：推 terix:家屬哪有野鼠香 06/20 14:56
115F：推 hazeljane:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:06
※ ppuppy:轉錄至看板 joke 06/20 15:09
116F：推 cascade1000:房仲業者應該蠻無聊的吧XD 06/20 15:19
117F：推 jim83711:有才的房仲 06/20 15:26
118F：推 masker0621:好家屬 不滅嗎XDDDD 06/20 15:29
119F：推 imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:29
120F：推 pennymarkfox:你知道的太多啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:34
121F：推 maomaochan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:35
122F：推 kempis:好笑 推推XD 06/20 15:42
123F：推 Pokai0128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:42
124F：推 q0o0:這好笑 06/20 15:51
125F：推 TimerMan:剛開始還毛了一下，結尾笑出來XDDD 06/20 15:52
126F：推 pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:55
127F：→ kurtsun:XDDD 家屬塊陶啊 06/20 16:05
128F：推 twosheep0603:被我遇到一定要課訴他資訊表達不清XDDDDDDD 06/20 16:13
129F：推 rdmtb:恐怖 06/20 16:23
130F：推 wuj:家屬XDDDDDDD 06/20 16:25
131F：推 QQnever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 16:29
132F：推 aLaN0727:房仲:偶滅屬,我臭了嗎 06/20 16:36
133F：推 dino82125:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 16:43
134F：推 k4847:XDDDD 06/20 17:04
135F：推 apo90:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈天阿XDDDDD 06/20 17:07
136F：推 josixvam:哈哈XDDDDDD 06/20 17:30
137F：推 allhappy64:推家屬哪有野鼠香XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 17:47
138F：推 jacky9183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 17:50
139F：推 sword0814:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 18:11
140F：推 ps45689:哈哈哈哈 06/20 18:27
141F：推 pog0615:XDDDDD 家屬 06/20 18:29
142F：→ dacegirl703:XDDDDDDDD 06/20 18:30
143F：推 Iamleaving:這房仲還想賣房子嗎XDDDDDDD 06/20 18:39
144F：推 delavino:房仲：這裡很多威廉的 原po：什麼？ 房仲：我是說蜚蠊 06/20 18:39
145F：推 im5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 18:48
146F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 18:49
147F：推 kenshin078:ww 06/20 18:54
148F：推 japan744:這放joke版吧 06/20 19:09
149F：推 youknew:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/20 19:19
150F：推 Mareencat:你知道的太多了～ 06/20 19:26
151F：推 steward135:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 19:27
152F：推 blest98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 19:46
153F：推 g198413:你知道的太~~多~~了 06/20 19:49
154F：推 duncanshih:有梗給推XDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 19:52
155F：推 orangeo0o:家屬推~~ 06/20 20:05
156F：推 Mchem:推家屬XDD 06/20 20:08
157F：推 fallish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 20:15
158F：推 ciaoitaly:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 20:22
159F：推 CP64:好幽默的仲介先生啊w 06/20 20:43
160F：推 yt8899:XDDDDD靠杯 後勁好強 06/20 20:52
161F：推 allnun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 20:54
162F：推 kmuba:老鼠就老鼠阿還分家鼠野鼠田鼠麻~~XDDDD 06/20 20:56
163F：推 kyokofish:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/20 20:59
164F：推 YIDAN:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:03
165F：推 TSR99:這....房仲 嘖嘖!! 06/20 21:17
166F：推 ILPHYS:雖然有猜到XDDDD 06/20 21:17
167F：推 amy655455:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:23
168F：推 dcoog7880:老鼠多也很可怕說 06/20 21:25
169F：推 Tprmpm0:家鼠答禮ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 06/20 21:40
170F：推 Jarens:笑到飆淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 21:41
171F：推 Repugnant:版主M!版主M!版主M! 06/20 21:41
172F：推 ShizukaShih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:00
173F：推 LV3000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:10
174F：推 sweetmilk:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:27
175F：推 ffssdb:難道還有家蟑螂嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:30
176F：推 ITFM:XDDDDDDDDD有好笑到 06/20 22:45
177F：推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:51
178F：推 jzn:XD 06/20 22:53
179F：推 jay50901:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:53
180F：推 skytempter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 22:54
181F：推 babaluu:家鼠答禮~~~~~~~~~~~ 06/20 22:56
182F：推 Xmas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:04
183F：推 i0513:一開始有嚇到........後來有笑到XDDD 06/20 23:37
184F：推 sing20020903:XD 06/20 23:38
185F：推 BeYaaaaaaaa:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 23:39
186F：推 airbluesee:哈哈哈~~~好好笑!!!! 06/20 23:55
187F：推 Entropy1988:金毛鼠~ 一身癡漢~ 登登登~~~ 06/20 23:59
188F：推 kshskghs:XDDDD 06/21 00:23
189F：推 aaa1214k:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:23
190F：推 s94455703:這太好笑啦 06/21 00:23
191F：推 bird4793:仲介一定是故意的XDDDDD 06/21 00:40
192F：推 XDXU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 00:52
193F：推 sam50911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 01:05
194F：推 Iion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 01:16
195F：推 cypoint:哈哈 06/21 01:31
196F：推 acrea:哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/21 01:44
197F：→ p78533578:你沒賞他兩拳以表你被他嚇的驚慌失措。XD 06/21 02:06
198F：推 snsdwood:有笑有推!!!!!!! 06/21 04:36
199F：推 ykshih:XDDDDD 06/21 04:53
200F：推 k4653:幹!!超好笑的xdddd 06/21 05:18
201F：推 ophe123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 05:38
203F：推 indiochap:家屬..............好機車!!!!! 06/21 08:31
204F：推 sean0000:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 09:33
205F：推 rita00164:好房仲，不推嘛 06/21 09:43
206F：推 michael5182:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 10:41
207F：推 Michal1204:哈哈哈!!! 06/21 12:22
208F：推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 12:22
209F：推 steve456123:1笑翻啦xDDDDDDD 06/21 12:50
210F：推 imR:有哏!! 06/21 12:55
211F：推 hungbb:XDDDDD 06/21 13:20
212F：推 Megumi:買了嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 15:25
213F：推 miaapple:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 17:10
214F：推 a4567850:XDDDD 06/21 17:52
215F：推 xcv4444h:好機車 XDD 06/21 17:59
216F：推 VenusYang:幹 嚇死XD 06/21 19:14
217F：推 pray4god:XDDDDDDDDD 06/21 19:29
218F：推 yyQmo:房仲誇張啦 06/21 20:04
219F：推 aaron781218:房仲:不小心說溜嘴了，還好掰的回來 06/21 20:16
220F：推 wings832:你知道的太多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 20:59
221F：推 Heeeeeee:......只有我有猜到嗎? 原PO反應還滿好笑哈哈 06/22 00:12
222F：推 Iyang:HA HA HA 06/22 00:54
223F：推 cmid05:XDD 06/22 01:33
224F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 02:41
225F：推 Yie:XDDD 06/22 08:56
226F：推 prog:清流 06/22 13:17
227F：推 OrangeBoy:笑了!!! 06/22 13:57
228F：推 lovecollyi:家屬個屁啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:01
229F：推 MichelleHsia:這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:07
230F：推 opalsin:家屬勒 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 16:52
231F：推 kiwikuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 20:32
232F：推 JBLs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太機車了啦 06/22 20:35
233F：推 YumingHuang:家鼠請答禮 ... 06/22 23:36
234F：推 SulaA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/23 01:06
235F：推 IamLV:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈，很煩欸你！ 06/23 03:47
236F：→ haline:有笑有推呀~~~~~~~~~~~ 06/23 07:35
237F：推 oncemore:XDDDD 06/23 11:40
238F：推 ihatechina:靠北我大笑XDDDDD 太好笑了 06/23 20:46
239F：推 HADILEN:靠憋........這有機車到啊XDDDDDDD 06/23 23:45
240F：推 vcsh262:這太好笑了xD 06/24 00:21
241F：推 weibook:他還想賣房嗎?? 還是原PO只是租房? 06/24 07:07
242F：→ aowater:很故意耶~XDD 06/24 11:51
243F：推 docoke:XDDDDDDD 06/24 12:12
244F：推 peaceworldd:想嚇鼠誰 06/24 13:54
245F：推 a3676781:XDDD 06/24 13:55
246F：→ tatsuya131:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/24 21:00
247F：→ bestin:仲介：you are next one 06/25 06:34
248F：推 tompy:家屬謝禮散!! 06/25 12:16
249F：推 s870696:哈哈 06/25 21:40
250F：推 ss51036:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/26 17:50
251F：推 ffcc55:XDXDXDDDDDDDDD 06/26 23:15
252F：推 qiliane:XDDDDDD 06/27 11:59
253F：推 omega80:仲介:揪咪 06/27 20:45
254F：推 meg740919:笑倒~珍珠都要噴出來 06/27 21:07
255F：推 iamurs:前半段毛毛的 最後笑翻 06/30 22:26
256F：推 idme:有梗的仲介 XDDD 07/24 00:02
257F：→ miljs:家鼠答禮：...吱 09/05 16:09