作者datavinci (就挑水喝吧~)
看板StupidClown
標題[童年] 學妹的高中同學
時間Mon Apr 2 21:19:55 2012
跟大學學妹彼此聊到往事:
學妹「高中入學時，我有一個同學自我介紹的時候說，她是他爸媽的掌上明珠。」
「然後她就被叫蛤仔叫了三年.........」
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216F：推 v20304:我有一個高中同學也叫蛤仔耶.....應該不是同一個吧XD 04/05 18:31
217F：→ eulb03:超有創意 04/05 20:13
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224F：推 sroericcc:實在太好笑了 簡短有力 04/07 03:55
225F：推 sj222531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 17:52
226F：推 lininu:你們超過份的xddd 04/08 01:18
227F：推 arrati:後勁好強!!! XDDDDDDDD 04/08 22:03
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229F：推 santaclub:這爆點太酷了XDDD 04/10 03:25
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231F：推 poiu1234:XD 04/10 21:00
232F：推 Krisma:XDDD 04/11 15:05
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234F：推 dianivy:哈哈超好笑xd 04/13 22:03
235F：推 asdodo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:43
236F：推 tropicmyway:愣了五秒之後開始爆笑阿 停不下來怎麼辦 XDDDDD 04/14 01:35
237F：推 agimae:後勁太強....整個無法XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 02:00
238F：推 duck0823:哈哈哈哈哈好壞的同學 04/15 11:18
239F：推 dear0804:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 08:50
240F：推 starless:XD 04/25 01:16
241F：推 TKCH:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 22:17
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245F：→ basbo520091: XDD 11/10 19:34