作者eagle0401 (心機)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 髮型還是要挑配臉蛋的呀
時間Sun Mar 11 14:59:56 2012
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ok的
由於我跟不熟的人 會不知道要講什麼
每當我在一個沒有我認識的人的環境時
我都會聽別人在聊什麼
----------------------以上是廢話------------------------------------------
今天去理髮時
旁邊的設計師(先稱她為A) 就在跟她的客人聊天
聊著聊著 就一個媽媽帶著她小孩 離開
離開時媽媽跟A說 謝謝 小孩很喜歡他的髮型
等媽媽離開後
A就跟客人說:
那個媽媽這兩天帶了三個小朋友來給她剪
三個都說 要剪得跟林書豪一樣
客人:
可是林書豪不就是剪得一般般
短髮 平頭
A:
對呀
像剛剛那個小孩剪平頭 瘦瘦的
剪得像林書豪 還可愛可愛的
昨天那個媽媽帶一個小胖子來
剪完以後...................
看起來就像友寄隆輝一樣
看起來就像友寄隆輝一樣
看起來就像友寄隆輝一樣
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