作者Alsine (Fender boy)
看板StupidClown
標題[恍神] 自殺
時間Wed Dec 14 17:23:08 2011
===請注意 自殺是不好的 您可以有更好的人生 更好的選擇 沒有什麼事是過不去的====
正文開始
剛剛在工作休息的時候
有個阿姨跟我說這附近有人自殺過
他很害怕所以就不敢自己一個人來這邊散步
然後我們一行人就笑他
後來就開始聊自殺話題
這個阿姨說他一個朋友也自殺了
那天
他朋友覺得長時間都當黃臉婆做家事
幾十年了 都沒有受到應有的回饋
又看了X視鄉土劇
他決定要燒碳自殺
那天正值盛夏
天氣非常的熱
他二話不說 窗戶全關 還用毛巾堵住門縫
火點下去就開始自殺
..................
阿姨故事講到這邊就停了
阿姨:哎..人生阿..幹麻那麼想不開...
我:他家人一定很傷心
阿姨:沒有阿 他又沒死
我:為啥?!
阿姨:因為他覺得太熱 就開冷氣了
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1F：推 Tiffany0421:最後一句後勁好強XD 12/14 17:24
2F：推 paggy994:開冷氣XDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 17:34
3F：→ a159753:............... 12/14 17:36
4F：→ shou0823:XD 12/14 18:01
5F：推 tnmatin:想死還會怕熱開冷氣.....XDD 12/14 18:20
6F：推 apathy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 18:26
7F：推 sdadt:XDDDDDDDDDDD這個還要懂冷氣的運作原理 12/14 19:26
8F：推 o56432:那如果是冬天不就..... 12/14 19:26
9F：推 jimy00ex:哇哈哈 不經意的大笑了XD 12/14 19:52
10F：→ ArSaBuLu:為什麼冷氣可以救人一命...不懂? 12/14 19:57
11F：推 seaturtle108:我也想知道 12/14 20:14
12F：推 porygonz:因為冷氣會對流阿XD 12/14 20:37
13F：推 gvi82602:那他應該選在冬天的 死前還可以取暖呢 12/14 20:39
14F：推 elle:死都怕熱就是了XD 12/14 21:01
15F：→ kingjass:啥鬼啊 哈哈 12/14 21:02
16F：推 dacegirl703:好鳥喔XD 12/14 21:05
17F：推 renee5622:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:09
18F：推 smoky314:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:12
19F：推 heartcook:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:14
20F：推 dcoog7880:.........ZDDDDD..... 12/14 21:15
21F：推 stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁好強喔XDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:18
22F：推 notime:沒出意外就好,另外有笑有推! 12/14 21:25
23F：推 eggimage:結局是冷氣掛掉..= = 12/14 21:29
24F：推 lover198866:ccccccc 12/14 21:39
25F：推 w660:大笑XDDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:58
26F：推 pinnky9682:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 21:59
27F：推 aucon06524:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 22:03
28F：推 FullMg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 22:04
29F：推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwww 12/14 22:12
30F：→ mymike12:我一直以為冷氣進氣口是在室內，應該不會有對流 12/14 22:23
31F：推 fadeinout:XDDDDDDDDD 12/14 22:26
32F：推 greensdream:有笑有推 12/14 22:31
33F：推 leibe:冷氣不會跟室外交換氣體吧...照理來說還是會掛掉啊 12/14 22:49
34F：推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 22:58
35F：推 samantha83:很好笑XDDD 12/14 23:14
36F：推 folanca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/14 23:20
37F：推 StAKA:正在喝奶茶結果看到最後一句 噴的整桌都是= =|| 12/14 23:30
38F：推 a87992772:XDDDDD 12/14 23:34
39F：推 kyuboa:簡短有力 讚 12/14 23:43
40F：推 bebobebobeee:開冷氣 XDDD 12/14 23:45
41F：推 paiwrong:婀..期時會死喔.我上次在八掛板友看到一篇文跟這有關 12/14 23:51
42F：→ paiwrong:關鍵字是楊日松.因為他有一篇文章有提到屍水甚麼的.. 12/14 23:52
43F：→ THELEE:還是會死才對呀！冷氣機沒有對外啊 12/15 00:53
44F：推 JingChiu:XDDDDDDDD 12/15 01:32
45F：推 nakaru:應該是開了冷氣心境就跟著冷卻了吧，防自殺開冷氣無誤 12/15 09:00
46F：推 steve5:冷氣本身沒有交換室外空氣喔,但是溫度降低的確會強化和室外 12/15 10:24
47F：→ steve5:氣的循環,所以應該是因為氣溫降低加強了是內外空氣的循環吧 12/15 10:25
48F：推 rul3gj3:乾他沒心嘛!!! 12/15 10:35
49F：→ wing7792:室內對流沒用吧... 縫隙都特別塞住了 這也說不通↑ 12/15 12:07
50F：推 e33554431:塞住也沒到完全密閉吧~ 12/15 12:13
51F：推 huggie:冷氣窗式的會交換空氣，分離式的不會 12/15 12:40
52F：→ huggie:所以窗式的比較健康 12/15 12:41
53F：推 ffaarr:XDDD 12/15 15:24
54F：推 guaco:有笑有推 12/15 15:53
55F：推 et000:最後一句XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 01:51
56F：推 PTTsence:開久了還是會掛掉吧,積了整房間CO.... 12/16 02:43
57F：推 ntcpe27:轉揪可XD 12/16 08:47
※ ntcpe27:轉錄至看板 joke 12/16 08:48
58F：→ aron0425:....窗型一樣不會交換空氣.... 12/16 12:22
59F：推 wimax802:我也覺得會一氧化碳中毒吧? 12/16 12:35
60F：推 poohya:XDDDDDD 12/16 14:33
61F：推 miljs:..XD 12/16 15:57
62F：推 basloilu:冷氣會交換一部分的室外空氣呀- -.... 12/16 18:23
63F：→ tokise:XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 19:12
64F：推 kom8989:有笑有推 12/16 19:51
65F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 21:57
66F：推 Calibur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 01:38
67F：推 kojiba:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 21:19
68F：推 amaoto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 21:48
69F：推 gorden00: 12/17 23:25
70F：推 cherryapril:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/19 00:10
71F：推 Sylar:冷氣機本來就有交換室外空氣的設計 12/19 09:44
72F：→ pickpick:窗型冷氣會交換室內外空氣喔~~構造跟原理跟分離式的不同 12/19 21:36
73F：推 angelball:XDDDDDDD 12/19 22:43
74F：推 monsteren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 04:50
75F：推 TheDark:太好笑了 XDDDD 12/21 02:15
76F：推 riveranz:窗型冷氣都有換氣選擇紐...可以交換室內外空氣 12/21 14:10
77F：推 ariesjiujk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/22 12:51