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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== ↑是的。 事情是這樣的, 某天我頭痛,太陽穴那邊脹脹熱熱的很不舒服,睡覺、吃止痛藥都沒效, 痛了一整天,室友也被我煩了一整天。 然後,更慘的是下午又加上肚子痛。 蹲完廁所後,神奇的事情發生了-- 就在我神清氣 爽 地踏出廁所的那個瞬間, 我發現我的頭痛停了!!! 我的頭不痛了!\⊙▽⊙/ 樂顛顛地跑去和室友報告喜訊, 「黑糖黑糖!我拉完肚子後頭就不痛了欸!!」馬桶還真是個神奇的東西啊嘖嘖... 室友眉毛抬了一下, 「...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔?」(台)        ...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔...            ...幹哩頭殼ㄉㄟ賽喔............〒▽〒 --



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1F:推 xedcv:貼切到......一個不行 ( ̄//艸// ̄) 10/05 04:57
2F:推 greedgarden:一瀉千里,暢行無阻 10/05 05:52
3F:推 danny771116:中肯文只能推 10/05 07:49
4F:推 asakuw:室友好毒 中肯又貼切! 10/05 08:38
5F:推 kkum:中肯 XD 10/05 09:06
6F:推 Hans14:XDDDD 裝太多....快爆炸了 10/05 09:09
7F:推 nroha:哈哈哈 XDD 10/05 09:16
8F:推 mekida:出力嗯便便 還能治頭痛 10/05 09:56
9F:推 leon0707:太中肯 一定要推 10/05 10:44
10F:推 jasper10:好好笑 10/05 11:33
11F:推 oXnXo:怎麼那種好笑XDDD 10/05 11:42
12F:推 LonelyAsgard:XD 10/05 11:44
13F:→ logisticQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 11:45
14F:推 hh440977:中肯 10/05 11:54
15F:推 OOXXBINGOYA:室友好像真的說對了 10/05 11:59
16F:推 AZ48:XD 10/05 12:02
17F:推 saladinal:原來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:07
18F:推 kyo72110:中肯XDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:15
19F:推 lonelyport:中肯 10/05 12:15
20F:推 nasan7957:中肯推!!!!!!! 10/05 12:16
21F:推 sayuki:... 10/05 12:18
22F:推 ipodnapin:本日最中肯XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:19
23F:推 r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:26
24F:推 aassd:原PO:喔喔...我頭又在痛了...我要去棒賽了.... 10/05 12:27
25F:推 straypoet:宿便:你滿了~ 我就漫~出來了~~~~ 10/05 12:27
26F:推 pcit105:哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!! 10/05 12:31
27F:推 hhsiang5382:XDDD 中肯 10/05 12:33
28F:推 w5723865:超屌的 幹 10/05 12:33
29F:推 answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:34
30F:推 r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:45
31F:推 Funny0905:推中肯又貼切 10/05 12:51
32F:推 ArSaBuLu:可以上醫學期刊了 10/05 12:56
33F:推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 12:57
34F:推 maiegg:中肯 10/05 13:00
35F:推 yoshini:哈室友好妙 不過真的有醫生跟我說過便秘是頭痛原因之一 10/05 13:01
36F:推 skean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 13:04
37F:推 XDglory:\⊙▽⊙/ 10/05 13:04
38F:推 agogoman:http://tinyurl.com/63g268u 10/05 13:05
39F:→ agogoman:很明顯的感覺到只要大便一排出,頭痛就立刻瞬間消失... 10/05 13:05
40F:推 kid45:中啃 10/05 13:20
41F:推 game007:笑很久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 13:23
42F:推 ym410804:有笑有推 10/05 13:27
43F:推 kkrichard:頭殼裝屎 所以是腦屎 10/05 13:30
44F:推 forfly:中肯推 10/05 13:31
45F:→ p78533578:中肯 10/05 13:32
46F:推 mea7211:本日最中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 13:36
47F:推 goldenduck:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 13:38
48F:推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 13:41
49F:推 TokyoKind:XD 10/05 13:57
50F:推 elle:中肯XD 10/05 14:02
51F:推 ahQ:這是頭部血液循環不良吧.....做些檢查較好哦 10/05 14:08
52F:推 ru486:有夠中肯的啦~ 10/05 14:12
53F:推 yni159357:中肯!!! 10/05 14:12
54F:推 twcandyman:我也會這樣..大概跟甚麼毒素之類的有關吧(思考 10/05 14:17
55F:推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 14:21
56F:推 MDLOVE:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 14:48
57F:推 funoway:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 14:50
58F:推 gary67:很貼切 10/05 14:55
59F:推 dcoog7880:XDD 10/05 14:57
60F:推 holysea:年度最中肯 10/05 14:59
61F:推 teiyou:上班憋笑好痛苦XDDDDDD 10/05 15:06
62F:推 Huawen:中肯!!XDDDDD 10/05 15:14
63F:推 cheko:室友太強大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:28
64F:推 b92520142:哈哈 10/05 15:45
65F:推 greenlack:室友超厲害的診斷XDDDD 10/05 15:46
66F:推 wednesday323:有笑有推 10/05 16:06
67F:推 poweras:哈哈 你室友真幽默!!!!!!! 10/05 16:30
68F:推 loading1:COOL 10/05 16:30
69F:推 ElleYang:嗯,會不會是輕微的食物中毒? 10/05 16:32
70F:推 lovemama:害我想像了一下腦袋都屎的畫面......... 10/05 16:48
71F:推 ero7728:XD 10/05 17:05
72F:推 leibe:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/05 17:07
73F:→ leibe:不過便祕真的會導致頭痛喔,有醫學證據 10/05 17:08
74F:推 chiang4862:中肯! 10/05 17:26
75F:推 liaocat:XDDDDD 10/05 17:35
76F:推 Nadialove:好中肯XDD 10/05 17:37
77F:推 a3817001:室友幽默推 10/05 17:40
78F:→ panda0941:一語雙關 10/05 17:40
79F:→ ymbok:穴那邊脹脹熱熱的很不舒服...... 10/05 17:42
80F:推 bw212:樓上好糟糕 10/05 17:45
81F:推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 17:49
82F:推 MissWa:中! 肯! 10/05 17:52
83F:推 RSoul:中肯 讚 10/05 17:56
84F:→ pc610026:解熱。 10/05 17:58
85F:推 bscorpio:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 18:00
86F:推 YIDAN:太中肯XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 18:15
87F:推 kidboy619: 10/05 18:40
88F:推 williams741:XDDDDDDDDDD很中肯阿 10/05 18:44
89F:推 wel1721:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Good Job! 10/05 18:47
90F:推 eric168wang:給笑就給推 10/05 19:03
91F:推 cryslal:XD 10/05 19:07
92F:推 isaws:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 19:13
93F:推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 19:27
94F:推 silfide:XDDD 非常貼切~ 10/05 19:28
95F:推 bewithmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 19:42
96F:推 paidamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 19:51
97F:推 syuasdio:中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 20:03
98F:推 ohyayo:中啃到一個不行XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 20:05
99F:推 abandoner:雖然不想承認但是我也有過這種經驗... 10/05 20:08
握手!
100F:推 wangmytsai:超中肯的wwwww 10/05 20:12
101F:推 lovebruce:中肯!!!!!! 10/05 20:23
102F:推 DeoSeaweed:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 20:24
103F:推 buy01:那還不能太用力阿 如果__從耳朵跑出來怎麼辦 10/05 20:27
104F:推 viwriter:超中肯!!! 10/05 20:27
105F:推 SHIHETHEL:室友英明壓!!XD~ 10/05 20:28
106F:推 et000:推種肯室友XDDDDDD 10/05 20:32
107F:推 pj2752:XDDDDDDDD 10/05 20:33
108F:→ mamoyakusoku:貼切! 10/05 20:33
109F:推 doristezuka:室友正解! 10/05 20:38
都沒有人說我頭痛又拉肚子很杯具嗎?... ╯-____-)╯═╩════╩═ 有溫馨推文說便秘和頭痛有關係, 但很瘟腥的是我完全沒有便秘的問題呀!!囧 拉肚子倒常常有。嘖嘖。
110F:推 williamsren:誠推室友勾意郎~中肯 10/05 20:49
111F:推 dissun:室友很誠實!!!!!!!!! 10/05 20:52
※ 編輯: River630 來自: 111.254.135.232 (10/05 20:52)
112F:推 cg989898:室友中肯! 10/05 21:02
113F:推 ga568116:哈哈,完全中肯的話,笑倒!! 10/05 21:03
114F:推 Hans14:快炸囉~~~~ 10/05 21:09
115F:推 SCANIA168:爆! 10/05 21:11
116F:→ Ct730d:XD 10/05 21:33
117F:推 formosa90:本日最中肯!!!! 10/05 21:48
118F:推 roachbaby:本日最中肯!!!! 10/05 22:02
119F:推 yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 22:03
120F:推 rstur:這樣說好像也沒錯XD 10/05 22:09
121F:推 wowkg21:本日最中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 22:18
122F:→ conective:好中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 22:19
123F:→ panjanhon:里金價唔甘丹XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 22:22
124F:推 zaq190221:大便溢腦... 10/05 22:36
125F:推 dadalove: 本日最中肯!!! XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 22:51
126F:推 rodancorn:腦溢便 10/05 22:52
127F:推 loshihchieh:有笑有推 10/05 23:14
128F:推 Anderson1625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 23:25
129F:推 KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 23:43
130F:推 marst:本日最中肯! 10/05 23:59
131F:推 auchen:室友中肯!! 10/06 00:02
132F:推 IM:中肯! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:19
133F:→ charlotte5:太貼切了啦XDDD 10/06 00:19
134F:推 sch1230:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:24
135F:推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:27
136F:推 PttTime:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:28
137F:推 sylvia874:可以介紹室友給我認識嗎? XDDD 10/06 00:37
138F:推 tty77:XD 10/06 00:45
139F:推 linda1026:室友真中肯!XDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:49
140F:推 yeeting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 01:33
141F:推 j790821:推室友XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 01:39
142F:推 FullMg:\⊙▽⊙/ 10/06 01:43
143F:推 a2996271:中肯XDDD真是強室友XDDD 10/06 02:06
144F:推 sleepybaby:笑死了XD 10/06 03:03
145F:推 dinowey:中肯!XD 10/06 03:12
146F:推 wayway520520:中肯推 10/06 03:38
147F:推 waywaychin:中暑嗎? 中暑會頭痛 腹瀉 10/06 09:09
148F:→ Yie:XDDD 10/06 09:25
149F:推 tropicmyway:你室友真是優留診斷 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 09:37
150F:→ redchia:XDDDDDDDDD 貼切到超好笑!!!!!!!!!! 10/06 10:15
151F:推 chasel99:有些人是精蟲衝腦,看來你是積糞衝腦~ 10/06 10:25
152F:推 mabye:中肯!簡潔明瞭… 10/06 10:26
153F:→ arrakis:中肯好文給推 10/06 10:29
154F:推 upbed:這個好笑XDDD 10/06 10:50
155F:推 njo6u4x87:太好笑了 有笑有推 10/06 11:40
156F:推 crystaloud:辛苦了!! 10/06 11:41
157F:推 sonicsky:只好推了XDDDD 10/06 12:01
158F:推 cloud201:不能同意你室友更多了 XDDD 10/06 13:20
159F:推 mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 14:10
160F:推 ray0305:室友真是簡潔有力XDDD 10/06 14:29
161F:推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 15:01
162F:推 xdata:我快笑屎了啦!!!!XDDDD 10/06 15:10
163F:推 kjes924308:超短的 後勁!!! 10/06 15:28
164F:推 flyandfree01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 15:47
165F:推 jack3321:推室友! 10/06 18:32
166F:推 nightjoker:XD 10/06 19:05
167F:推 EFPTT:太好笑XDD 10/06 20:06
168F:→ yazio:你室友講得太貼切了! 10/06 20:15
169F:→ lochh:室友太棒了XDDDDD 10/06 20:22
170F:推 evasandy:中肯!簡潔明瞭… 10/06 21:40
171F:推 BGirlAlu:吃壞肚子,嚴重點的話就像腸胃炎的 甚至會發燒 10/06 22:37
172F:→ BGirlAlu:食物造成頭部舒服...很常見 10/06 22:38
173F:推 smith4862:中肯!!!!! 10/06 22:51
174F:推 lvmadasr:XDDDD 10/06 23:41
175F:推 elittle:其實我也會欸 10/07 00:54
176F:推 tran628:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 05:55
177F:推 gloriava:中肯!! 10/07 09:49
178F:推 blastbass13:超中肯!!! 10/07 10:28
179F:推 n7810924:中肯 10/07 11:02
180F:推 cabo:超中肯~不推不行 10/07 11:05
181F:推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 13:50
182F:推 mineself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD在系電憋笑好痛苦 10/07 15:39
183F:推 weiiwei:哈哈哈哈超好笑XDDDDDDD 10/07 17:15
184F:推 apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 18:49
185F:推 dormice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD室友XDDDDDDD 10/08 00:16
186F:推 agal:XDDDD 10/08 12:45
187F:推 chuanifeng:XDDDDDDDD 10/08 14:31
188F:推 jetswayss:XDDDDDDD 太好笑了吧 10/08 14:35
189F:推 Johhan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 19:34
190F:推 bigptt:好好笑喔~XDDDDDD 10/09 01:11
191F:推 miko3814:室友一句話解除了我的疑惑 XD 10/09 01:23
192F:推 Glenn40:這麼好笑能不推嗎XD 10/09 01:51
193F:推 teddy4206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 02:06
194F:推 IkyleI:室友好中肯啊!XDDD 10/09 03:49
195F:推 HNO3:頭殼day賽 10/09 10:43
196F:推 stevely:中肯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 15:15
197F:推 icq7584:太中肯了XD 10/10 01:46
198F:→ mayday0920:室友反應好快XD 10/10 09:45
199F:→ hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 14:22
200F:推 bio1023:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 20:37
201F:推 seetommy:太好笑了... 10/10 22:56
202F:推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 23:58
203F:推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 14:34
204F:推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 14:35
205F:推 blackerangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 22:20
206F:推 hotcow:太中肯了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:06
207F:→ youyu0914:中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 10:01
208F:→ sayolin:XDDDDD 10/14 01:36
209F:推 ElvesDaniel:太強大的中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 14:06
210F:推 heineP:好強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 15:06
211F:推 tony791207:中肯!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/18 22:35
212F:推 funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 01:11
213F:→ kimuranene:中肯 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 11:37
214F:推 gogostussy:太好笑了 10/24 09:01
215F:推 space20021:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 20:44
216F:推 yingshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/06 23:02
217F:推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 18:03
218F:推 Green124:借轉... 11/22 15:12
219F:推 Nereid4230:本日最中肯文~ 12/04 19:55







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