作者Kagome (Ti Amo)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 戎祥
時間Sun Aug 28 20:48:27 2011
這是發生在朋友的朋友身上的事
多年前，兩個男生（以下分別簡稱Ａ、Ｂ）在某個小吃店前排隊
當他們近距離看到正在下廚的老闆
Ａ忍不住對Ｂ說：「這個老闆長得好像戎祥！」
Ｂ：「欸你講太大聲了！老闆會聽到..」
Ｂ還沒講完，就輪到他們點餐了
老闆：「請問要點什麼？」
Ｂ轉身脫口而出：「兩個戎祥。」
Ａ、老闆：「........................」
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121F：→ ismile:請問好笑在哪?是B錢意識也覺得A是戎祥，不自覺講了出嗎? 09/04 22:25
有可能，但另一種可能性是Ｂ受到Ａ說戎祥的影響，莫名其妙就說出口了
人類的生理構造很奇妙
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※ 編輯: Kagome 來自: 59.115.53.119 (09/06 22:42)
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