作者judykkjy (小西瓜)
看板StupidClown
標題[童年] 同事小孩真逗
時間Mon Apr 25 23:14:44 2011
今天下班聽老爸講他同事的笑話~
有天，珍姊她們一家人在討論成語，
例如：積少成多、聚少離多。。。。。。等，
句子的第二個字都有個少的成語，
這時，珍姊那未上國小的兒子很高興地說：
「媽媽~我也知道一個『積少○○』的成語！！」
這時，大家都疑惑了起來，
開始猜想還有什麼成語是此類句首的，
就在大家想破頭之際，
可愛的小男孩發聲了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
就是「積少化痰」啊！
可愛的底迪難道是「感冒ing」？？
剛開始我還聽不懂，沒想到是台語啊~~~~~~~~
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這笑話我自己也笑超久的，所以一定要分享給大家啊~!!
正解的確是：「止咳化痰」的台語~
這孩子一定很有前途XD
※ 編輯: judykkjy 來自: 61.231.138.120 (04/26 23:02)
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