作者matthew531 (衝啊!各方面都要加油!)
站內StupidClown
標題[無言] 車屁股被撞...
時間Sun Apr 17 14:04:05 2011
事情發生在我媽幾同事A身上
有一次A外出跑客戶送機台
在路上開車開一開
呼然後面
"蹦!!!" 超級大聲
A心想:"乾!X的 後面A我屁股吃小! 會不會開車!這下你賠不完了!"
停車 拉起手煞車 開車門就惡狠狠的等著後面車子裡的駕駛人
準備要跟他理論
只見後面駕駛人說話了
"乾!!!! 你瞪三小喔!! 是你後面輪胎爆胎啦! 你以為是我撞你喔!!"
"乾!!!! 你瞪三小喔!! 是你後面輪胎爆胎啦! 你以為是我撞你喔!!"
"乾!!!! 你瞪三小喔!! 是你後面輪胎爆胎啦! 你以為是我撞你喔!!"
A馬上由超憤怒表情轉變為超客氣的態度 XDDDD
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1F：→ XESET:是你的輪胎爆胎啦!!!!! 爆很大~~~ 04/17 14:07
2F：推 aliciahericc:哈哈!!!雨天就靠笨版的大家打發了!!繼續笨下去吧!! 04/17 14:07
3F：推 ncudog:XD 04/17 14:09
4F：推 Rukai:這個好好笑!!! 04/17 14:10
5F：推 Hans14:XDD (#‵皿′#)=>(′﹀‵") 04/17 14:12
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8F：推 Ryaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 14:40
9F：推 vbn22704904:發現輪胎裡面有一顆子彈... 04/17 14:44
10F：推 DEATHROY: 般的石頭 04/17 15:02
11F：推 cs4118kimo: 蓋骨 04/17 15:06
12F：推 ben313233: 科醫生 04/17 15:08
13F：推 harryboy23:最喜歡看這種瞬間變臉的事情了.. 04/17 15:08
14F：推 v6v69:我看成屁股被車撞Q口Q! 04/17 15:15
15F：推 a880338:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 15:15
16F：→ viviyo:XDDDDD 04/17 15:16
17F：推 micorice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! 04/17 15:17
18F：推 aoikimi:X000000000DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 15:22
19F：推 lianth47:哈哈哈XDDDD 04/17 15:28
20F：推 ccuyin:超丟臉XD 04/17 15:30
21F：推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 04/17 15:30
22F：推 kennyru04wj4:看成屁股被車撞+1 04/17 15:33
23F：推 john753g:我看成車被屁股撞耶...... 04/17 15:34
24F：推 LawsX:根本無奈XDDDD 04/17 15:35
25F：推 mywww:也太好笑 XDDDDD 04/17 15:46
26F：推 ifjustif:好好笑唷~ 04/17 15:47
27F：推 ccha:看成屁股被車撞+1 04/17 15:59
28F：推 Hodou: 04/17 15:59
29F：推 qoo60606:XDDD 04/17 16:08
30F：推 saxdiz:XDDD 轉就可好像也可以 04/17 16:11
31F：推 evasandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:13
32F：推 dec20612:輪胎:怪我囉 04/17 16:15
33F：推 j90206:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:25
34F：推 loser9527:XD 04/17 16:47
35F：推 trying10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:47
36F：推 slothHenry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:52
37F：推 timmy60612:對不起 我笑了 XDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:52
38F：推 newgpx:尚書大人：皇上，臣認為此案還是應發還重審...(瞬間變臉) 04/17 16:54
39F：推 asd840721:好好笑XDDDDDDD 04/17 16:54
40F：推 s24066774:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:58
41F：推 liar2:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/17 16:58
42F：推 music741069:哈哈XDDDD 後面駕駛人超無辜XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 17:05
43F：推 qq1217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 17:14
44F：推 sanafifi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 17:23
45F：推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 17:25
46F：→ p78533578:後面駕駛超無辜。XDDD 04/17 17:39
47F：推 Lunachen:後面駕駛很無辜XD 04/17 17:50
48F：推 crast:容許我叫你一聲"尚書大人"XD 04/17 17:52
49F：推 ga048888:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 17:56
50F：推 latrell227:XDDD 04/17 18:04
51F：推 lovekangin:同校推XDDDD 04/17 18:07
52F：→ t20031210:XDDDDDDDDD 後面駕駛很帥氣的先開槍 04/17 18:09
53F：推 alan722:被撞應該有感覺吧=.=......超好笑XDDDD 04/17 18:18
54F：推 ghyt11:借轉FB XDD 04/17 18:21
55F：推 mean5798:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:27
56F：推 sket119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:54
57F：推 zuruineko:XDDD 04/17 18:54
58F：推 esdaloter:我看成"車屁股吃蔥油餅".... 04/17 18:59
59F：→ amamitaiga:樓上，好吃嗎？ 04/17 19:00
60F：推 david7964:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:19
61F：推 skylove1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:27
62F：推 scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:35
63F：推 yu811213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:37
64F：推 xpasser:XDDD 04/17 19:44
65F：推 myoutuki: XD 04/17 19:46
66F：推 snoopy206:XD 04/17 20:02
67F：推 beaune:後面的:幹你屁股破掉以為是我桶的喔 (咦?! 04/17 20:15
68F：推 taiyushan:這好笑 :DDDD 04/17 20:23
69F：推 ianwww:超好笑XD 04/17 20:36
70F：推 Gloyia:XDDDDDDD 04/17 20:54
71F：推 geniusshow:看成"來吃屁股" 04/17 20:57
72F：推 WANWENMO:超好笑!!!!!!!!! 04/17 21:10
73F：推 perfectsky:XDDDDDD 04/17 21:19
74F：推 leonumber01:輪胎表示：...... 04/17 21:28
75F：推 wowso:XDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:30
76F：推 sunnykid79:幹超好笑XDDDD 04/17 21:51
77F：推 roseblood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:51
78F：推 vul35454:XDDDDDDD 04/17 21:54
79F：推 ur:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:54
80F：推 april07:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:57
81F：→ Beetch:XD 04/17 21:59
82F：推 colingoodboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:10
83F：→ miaoeter:哈哈哈哈哈 亂瞪人!! 04/17 22:45
84F：推 chiefman:車:臉紅表示:是我自己拉 04/17 22:58
85F：推 formosa90:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑慘了 04/17 23:00
86F：→ azeing200:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:24
87F：推 z1233218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:25
88F：推 xslay:丟臉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:43
89F：→ poiu1234:XD 04/17 23:47
90F：推 FeO:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 有笨有笑！ 04/17 23:53
91F：推 seamstress:太好笑了!!! 04/18 00:46
92F：推 dan61409:幹 你鄧三小 哈哈哈 04/18 02:03
93F：推 gyman520:XDD 04/18 02:12
94F：推 linda10864:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:44
95F：推 iamtako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:08
96F：推 Giophina:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 這太經典!! 04/18 03:09
97F：推 xfannyx0521:好有畫面 04/18 03:23
98F：推 praymoon:太好笑了!XDDDDDD 04/18 04:56
99F：推 orangebluest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 07:38
100F：推 Syoshinsya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:46
101F：推 twelvechen:好友畫面 笑死我了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/18 09:50
102F：推 sonicsky:XDDDD 04/18 10:20
103F：推 cmoeoo:太好笑了!!好有畫面 04/18 10:37
104F：推 RonnieSue:幹害我狂笑XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:35
105F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:27
106F：推 umidake:傻傻分不清 04/18 12:31
107F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:32
108F：推 Indigoa:隔天...A就被警察抓走了,國道爆胎哥...亂瞪人XD 04/18 12:36
109F：推 ERIC11910:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:24
110F：推 inponda:幹 好好笑XDDD 04/18 14:25
111F：推 landygx:有笑有畫面!!! 04/18 14:36
112F：推 rainlon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 14:38
113F：推 airysky:XD 04/18 14:40
114F：推 hiddenlife:XDDDDDDDDDD超北七 04/18 15:02
115F：推 dottt: 乾!!!! 你瞪殺小喔!! 04/18 15:10
116F：推 agjay:爆 超好笑XDDDDDDD 04/18 15:14
117F：推 siou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈~~超好笑 04/18 15:32
118F：推 Yie:XDDD 04/18 15:50
119F：推 morphyster:秒殺笑出來，太好笑了 04/18 17:21
120F：推 yeeting:我也看成車屁股吃蔥油餅 04/18 18:04
121F：推 strings:有笑有推XDDDD 04/18 18:09
122F：推 love96321:太促瞇了XDDD 04/18 18:41
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124F：推 kidboy619: 04/18 19:43
125F：推 ballII:XDDDDD 04/18 19:56
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127F：推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:23
128F：推 emily0615:翻臉跟翻書一樣快XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:19
129F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:22
130F：推 mesit:哈!!!!!!!!!!!!好糗 04/18 22:26
131F：推 coco85101:不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 23:03
132F：推 amy318:瞬間變臉XDXDDDDDDD 04/18 23:18
133F：推 ShizukaShih:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 23:35
134F：推 NO8627:害我大笑了XD 04/19 00:19
135F：推 nataliewu:XD 04/19 00:41
136F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 01:45
137F：推 a2507934:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 01:53
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139F：推 leon1228:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 09:41
140F：推 yahooeric:輪胎:怪我囉 04/19 09:42
141F：推 ging369:XDDDDDD 04/19 12:52
142F：推 cindai:XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:06
143F：推 youknew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:39
144F：推 bluesky1167:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 15:50
145F：推 rita00164:好糗XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:19
146F：推 suketen:爆胎跟被撞兩個衝擊的感覺應該差很多吧 04/19 18:46
147F：推 imaginer:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:01
148F：推 rs11225ds:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 01:45
149F：推 lisawenji:有笑有推!!!!!! 期末考好痛苦，感謝您! 04/20 04:09
150F：推 wilsmart:好糗喔 04/20 10:29
151F：推 troylun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 14:49
152F：推 groene:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 19:44
153F：推 kiki41052:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 19:45
154F：→ ailingyaya:車屁股吃蔥油餅+1 04/21 01:15
155F：推 ygopany:你以為是我撞你喔，感覺像是已經撞到了的意思 04/21 12:18
156F：推 iamrufe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 13:02
157F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:30
158F：推 hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:20
159F：→ Trois1141:好糗喔XD 04/22 00:39
160F：推 KaworuNagisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 05:51
161F：推 kloma1223:超糗啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/22 13:46
162F：推 Andydream:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 04/23 14:29
163F：→ gloomedran:XD 04/23 15:40
164F：推 kklffg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 15:44
165F：推 a54jack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好尷尬唷 04/26 10:07
166F：推 aowater:好糗~~XDD 04/26 11:00
167F：推 stellah3aez:輪胎:怪我囉? 的推文好好笑XDD 04/27 20:10
168F：推 yongdottw:XDDDDDDD 05/01 21:45
169F：推 a0953440629:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 23:57
170F：推 Nereid4230:爆大了啦~~再瞪啊...哈哈哈~~ 05/20 17:06
171F：推 crystal1026:XDDDDDDD 07/17 02:43
172F：推 Shengru:笑翻啦!!!! 哈哈哈~~~ 03/12 23:09
173F：推 yuan860721:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/29 18:45