作者joewang1801 (就忘)
看板StupidClown
標題[恍神] 澡間囈語
時間Wed Oct 6 09:30:03 2010
我住在學校宿舍(四人一間)
這棟宿舍的洗澡間是住同一層樓的學生共用的
而糗事是我一個室友發生的
(這個室友他的床位靠近寢室門口)
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昨天晚上
他一如往常開心的哼著歌去洗澡
但洗完回來卻開始抱怨
"欸! 床位在門口真的不太好，會有不好的習慣啦..."
我與另外兩個室友便好奇問他為啥
他說
"我剛剛在洗澡的時候，有人敲門，馬的! 你知道我回啥嗎...ˋˊ"
"請進。"
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※ 編輯: joewang1801 來自: 140.113.65.128 (10/06 09:32)
1F：推 wwsam2001:有笑~~有推~~ 10/06 09:42
2F：→ jeff198801:XDDDD 10/06 10:13
3F：推 crea1214:蓋~~~~~~~~~~~~我笑了XD 10/06 11:23
4F：推 sthermit:有效有推！ 10/06 12:08
5F：推 ac79631: 然後 他進去了嗎 會不會痛(誤 10/06 12:09
6F：推 savenckugo:我笑了... 10/06 12:10
7F：推 moonton:XDDDDDD 10/06 12:11
8F：推 miaoeter:哈哈哈 我也是喊請進的人 10/06 12:34
9F：推 skyfanci:哈 XDDD 10/06 12:58
10F：推 bboyJW:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/06 13:40
11F：推 peijuly11:XDDDD 10/06 14:27
12F：推 aaron781218:XDDDDDD 10/06 14:30
13F：推 amy99778:XDDDDD 10/06 14:35
14F：推 ping5350830:有笑有推XDDD好加在我午餐剛吃完 10/06 15:21
15F：推 oXnXo:靠北XDDDDDD 10/06 15:24
16F：推 majiru:好好笑~~~XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 15:37
17F：推 cantwaitsali:好笑!!!! 10/06 15:50
18F：推 dogs1231992:歡迎光臨 MY縫 10/06 16:13
19F：推 chunurse:XDDD 10/06 16:19
20F：推 yamakimiko:笑死我了哈哈哈哈 10/06 16:26
21F：推 jacky90321:有笑有推~~~ 10/06 16:40
22F：推 ha0118:XD 10/06 16:42
23F：推 yuyuh1986:XDDDDDDD 10/06 16:58
24F：推 n810516:先承認... 10/06 17:03
25F：推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 17:16
26F：推 beelezbub:那就不好意思打擾了 10/06 17:19
27F：推 iceamour:有笑XDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈哈 10/06 17:19
28F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 17:20
29F：推 KSHS5566:哈哈哈哈我噴了 10/06 17:21
30F：推 Rock921:肛肛好XDDDDDDDDD 10/06 17:22
31F：推 babysaybye:然後從中間出來...阿...嘶~ 10/06 17:34
32F：推 emily00322:有笑有推XDDDDDD 10/06 17:35
33F：→ huan8076:那這樣我就打擾啦 (開門 10/06 17:38
34F：推 lovefish26:XDDD 10/06 17:48
35F：推 aspentreedy:好好笑XDDD 10/06 17:55
36F：推 newper: XDDD 剛好沐浴乳可以拿來當..... 10/06 18:06
37F：推 pes5692:笑死我了XD 10/06 18:14
38F：推 qvTYTvp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 18:18
39F：推 makoto13:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 18:23
40F：推 YuriLowell:我進去啦～我又出來啦～打我啊～～～ 10/06 18:28
41F：推 formemory:你.........辛苦了~~沐浴乳給你!!!((遞 10/06 18:50
42F：推 cheko:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo 10/06 19:06
43F：推 asangel:XDDDD 10/06 19:17
44F：→ apiod:那他最後有沒有進去？ 10/06 19:28
45F：推 dreamnyanya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 19:32
46F：推 windsinger:XDDDDD 10/06 19:49
47F：推 miracle1989:這個不推就不是人了阿XDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 19:52
48F：推 elliotpvt:XDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:00
49F：推 kentyesg:XDDDDDD 10/06 20:13
50F：推 shangclock:113推> < 10/06 20:20
51F：推 jkpp1232000:請進>//////////////////////////< 10/06 20:21
52F：推 ndtoseooqd:請進XDXD 10/06 20:27
53F：推 dichia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:27
54F：推 little1913:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:28
55F：推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 10/06 20:31
56F：推 marion:對方聽到應該也怕怕的吧XD 10/06 20:32
57F：推 RuChiChi:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:38
58F：推 waterydan:XDDDDD 10/06 20:52
59F：推 kshskghs:XDDDDDD 10/06 20:57
60F：推 caion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:01
61F：推 qeworz:好害羞喔>///< 10/06 21:09
62F：推 paulstone:I'm coming~ 10/06 21:10
63F：推 zhuangsw:好笑 10/06 21:19
64F：推 micaDanube:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:27
65F：推 TakeF:敲門的人傻眼了吧XDDDDDD 10/06 21:29
66F：推 ctling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:32
67F：推 deatherpot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:36
68F：推 Diaw01:我也是喊請進的 10/06 21:37
69F：推 H0303229:那個敲門的有奪門而出嗎? 10/06 21:43
70F：推 d9730090:後來就被x了嗎 10/06 21:51
71F：→ BVLGARI63:XD 10/06 21:57
72F：推 lucas01: 113 10/06 22:22
73F：推 e9up3:我也有在賽跑的時候跟前面的喊借過XD 10/06 22:39
74F：推 zaoa3345678:請進>////////////////////////< 10/06 23:03
75F：推 penny93730:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 23:06
76F：推 live0118:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 23:12
77F：推 banana9127:Welcome to my ___ 10/06 23:21
78F：推 sigsig:哪個門??????????????? 10/06 23:24
79F：推 i12348:我進去啦～我又出來啦～打我～～～啊嘶～～～ 10/06 23:25
80F：推 jl4984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 23:26
81F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 23:38
82F：推 samhou6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 23:55
83F：推 js0431:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:03
84F：推 yukioo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:10
85F：推 fexxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:17
86F：推 m1m11m111:阿桓~~ 10/07 00:17
87F：推 away01231259:113 10/07 00:19
88F：推 jcyc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:21
89F：推 joyjack:歡迎光臨~~MY PHONE 10/07 00:23
90F：推 caramelkiss:XDDDDDDDD好想知道敲門的人反應 10/07 00:31
91F：推 harkzephyr18:賽跑跟前面喊借過是哪招XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:42
92F：→ nitu2009:那我就不客氣了XD 10/07 00:46
93F：推 pal1995:113推一個~ 10/07 00:47
94F：推 sponge11107:113推! 10/07 00:48
95F：推 mosquiton:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:57
96F：推 youthlove:這個我也喊過= =||| 10/07 01:06
97F：推 mafery:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 01:10
98F：→ yingjju:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈阿哈哈阿哈哈 10/07 01:43
99F：推 jack0602:113推~ 10/07 01:52
100F：推 Anderson1625:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 01:53
101F：推 kersihi:不是我這邊>"<(用手蓋住 10/07 01:55
102F：推 duck0823:很好笑 10/07 01:59
103F：→ rainanny:有點好笑!!! 10/07 02:10
104F：推 plk214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/07 02:15
105F：推 dragonsoul:XD 10/07 02:16
106F：→ rainanny:還是不能推:( 10/07 02:21
107F：推 lynnabc236:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 02:44
108F：推 butter1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 02:48
109F：推 cypoint:笑了~ 10/07 03:19
110F：→ isaza:>////////< 10/07 03:19
111F：推 maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 04:27
112F：→ LonelyAsgard: 結果咧~結果咧~ 10/07 04:48
113F：→ anny79425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 05:14
114F：推 kennypin:笑到肚子痛.... 10/07 06:23
115F：→ FAlin:會爆嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 06:34
116F：推 Apple0230:有笑有推w 10/07 07:13
117F：推 YUMINA:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 08:28
118F：推 hello1988:有笑有推 10/07 08:49
119F：推 theoneejun:XD 10/07 09:05
120F：推 enthusiasm32:超好笑的啦!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 10:06
121F：推 nourri:XD 10/07 10:06
122F：→ jl1300:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 11:01
123F：推 yolin5460:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 11:50
124F：推 rickysoung:未看結果先猜~"請進" 10/07 11:59
125F：推 krzkrz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 12:40
126F：推 chris052763:哈哈 這個好笑 10/07 12:47
127F：推 a766242001:XDDDDDDD 10/07 12:50
128F：→ ee012345:你是不是七舍阿~~看ID 10/07 13:05
129F：推 returnto:113推! 10/07 13:24
130F：推 calvin198699:XXXDDDD 10/07 13:36
131F：推 goldenworm:113推 10/07 13:41
132F：推 BigCat:推 e9up3:我也有在賽跑的時候跟前面的喊借過XD 被戳到 XDD 10/07 13:47
133F：→ GJER:借過很好笑XDDDDDD 10/07 14:15
134F：推 yanis:XDDDD 10/07 14:16
135F：推 perfumelady:XDDDDDD 10/07 14:23
136F：推 by216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 14:27
137F：推 Iyang:帶助教時果然不能偷看笨板~~ 憋笑憋得好痛苦!!!!! 10/07 15:50
138F：推 TWCool:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD請進~請進~請進~請進~請進~請進 10/07 16:12
139F：推 maplenote:有笑有推XDDD 10/07 17:06
140F：推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 17:26
141F：推 h94ap4m4:哈哈哈哈 10/07 18:00
142F：推 genuine530:太好笑了 10/07 19:30
143F：推 batschris:XDDDDDDDD 10/07 19:46
144F：推 unogood:哇哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 19:57
145F：推 emily0615:超智障!!XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 20:21
146F：推 qiiwiiq:113推!!! 10/07 20:23
147F：推 cowiao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 20:30
148F：推 gjj22622:有笑就要推~~(乖寶寶) 10/07 20:56
149F：推 whatkid:114友情推 太好笑了 10/07 21:01
150F：推 UNIParadise:我笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/07 21:06
151F：推 seeladys:敲門的表示:要督哪? 10/07 21:18
152F：推 zing0301:XDDDDDDDDD上班中....憋到快噴淚了 10/07 21:29
153F：推 ql6vul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 21:33
154F：→ pokechu31:XD 10/07 21:41
155F：推 tiffany13179:爆笑!!推推~ 10/07 21:55
156F：推 uWay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 22:02
157F：→ Yie:XDDD 10/07 22:25
158F：推 jackie1023:113大推> <XD 10/07 22:41
159F：推 mayday27:請進 =/////////////////////= (腐了...Orz) 10/07 23:17
160F：推 firebutter:好害羞喔>//< 10/07 23:22
161F：推 linjaw:我知道你是誰 哈哈哈哈哈好好笑 10/07 23:40
162F：推 carol10818:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 23:40
163F：→ jiajiaWeng:好好笑 10/07 23:54
164F：推 v73659:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 10/08 00:08
165F：推 Bluebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 01:14
166F：推 waitmonday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑XDD 10/08 02:19
167F：推 casperyus:我不爭氣的笑了... 10/08 02:58
168F：推 whin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 03:19
169F：推 ernie78510:113推一個 10/08 03:31
170F：推 hhsiang5382:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 08:11
171F：推 ilovehata40:太好笑 10/08 09:53
172F：推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 10:52
173F：推 iablue:有校友推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 11:00
174F：推 waftwindy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 13:26
175F：推 Tim8210:XD .. 10/08 14:19
176F：推 socuteami:靠北 太好笑了 10/08 14:48
177F：→ QAQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 18:38
178F：推 abnagl:XDDDDD 10/08 19:00
179F：推 bule2006:XDD原PO害我有想敲門的衝動 10/08 21:20
180F：推 jim1240:有點!!!!! 10/08 23:28
181F：→ drummerkrist:XDDDDDDDDD 10/09 00:32
182F：推 tim92142012: 請進__ 10/09 01:47
183F：推 serenebeauty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 03:05
184F：推 taipei6124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 03:08
※ mamoyakusoku:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse99 10/09 09:51
185F：推 johnyy:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 11:24
186F：推 iamashes:我大笑XDDDDD 10/09 15:40
187F：推 yuhua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 15:54
188F：推 sasha3359134:XDDDDDDDD 10/09 21:15
189F：推 oplk:113推 看情形可能是7舍XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 21:38
190F：推 iversonboy10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 21:46
191F：推 la0404:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 21:55
192F：推 yukimkim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 22:17
193F：推 b85040312:yooooooooooooooo 10/09 22:58
194F：推 toycat817:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 23:06
195F：→ Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDD 10/09 23:16
196F：推 reggie760223:下次進去請帶真相回來哦 10/09 23:47
197F：推 Cytic:XDDDDDDD 10/10 00:15
198F：推 army1010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 02:42
199F：→ Keo:113淚推XDDDD 10/10 12:09
200F：推 hitodancer:you can high forever 10/10 12:37
201F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 13:41
202F：推 youth78718:哈哈哈哈哈哈~ 10/10 18:34
203F：推 cory8249:XDDDDDD 10/10 20:25
204F：推 yuyemoon:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 21:38
205F：推 syvia1026:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 22:58
206F：推 rubyannana:這個不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:50
207F：推 jazye:近來好嗎? 10/11 01:04
208F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:56
209F：推 suzetta:看了好多篇被推爆的 只有這個讓我大笑XD 10/11 03:42
210F：推 yawasuky:XD請進 10/11 03:56
211F：推 m10584:快笑死了 10/11 14:28
212F：推 strawberrynn:XDDDDDDD 10/11 22:39
213F：推 LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 13:02
214F：推 imle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/12 21:01
215F：推 yuzoe625:有笑有推 10/13 00:25
216F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 11:03
217F：推 reesion:這個是當年笑話比賽冠軍的笑話啊 不過場景是上廁所 10/14 02:32
218F：→ mickel:XDDDDDDDDDd 10/14 15:26
219F：推 blackannie:路人：那我就不客氣了。（開門） ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤ 10/14 22:34
220F：推 mirrorlife:好好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD~ 10/16 00:17
221F：推 ashchi:門外的比較害怕吧XDD 10/18 20:47
222F：→ ted40905:XDD 10/19 12:00
223F：推 amandako:XDDDD 10/25 04:26
224F：推 CruxLaelaps:113推 10/25 14:26
225F：→ alin5:XD 10/28 23:00
226F：推 inrayman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/08 15:44
227F：推 imaginer:XDDDD 01/08 16:48