作者joechoi (Joe)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 悠遊卡怎麼用?
時間Sat Sep 4 20:34:46 2010
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今天在捷運站出閘的時候,
有個外國女士拿著悠遊卡,似乎苦惱著要怎麼使用,
我從腦中容量不足的英文語彙中,試圖找出個適當的解釋方法...
結果...我跟她講了一句...
"just 'bi' it."
其實講完我是不是應該跳個MJ的舞步才對...?囧
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1F：推 HONDA1023:逼勒~~~ 09/04 20:39
2F：→ ting19870717:忍不住笑了出來XDDDDD 09/04 20:41
3F：推 lovekangin:逼勒~~~ 09/04 20:44
4F：→ a10s07:那進閘是怎麼進去的... 09/04 20:49
5F：推 rhyhaven:她會以為你在消音 09/04 21:29
6F：推 jxrw28:我笑了~ XDD 09/04 21:50
7F：推 andy0701:有笑有才佳 09/04 22:40
8F：推 ann811019:推XDDD 09/04 22:44
9F：推 luther0583:歪果人馬上對著卡片大喊"嗶~" 09/04 22:51
10F：推 ko363630:XDDDD 09/04 23:12
11F：推 microdestiny:有笑有推~~ XD 09/04 23:16
12F：推 PTTSiang:我笑了XDD 09/05 00:13
13F：推 lonelyport:我笑了... 09/05 00:14
14F：推 Joshua0000:XD 09/05 00:15
15F：推 dddd123:大推 !!!! 09/05 00:15
16F：推 yofan12:我笑了XDDD 09/05 00:16
17F：推 a037111:你應該講 just shake you boobies 下次試試看 09/05 00:28
18F：推 locky4567:推~ 09/05 00:37
19F：推 MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 00:40
20F：推 peiimayday:XDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 09/05 00:41
21F：推 twworm:我笑到流淚哈哈哈 09/05 00:42
22F：→ ariiodi:a0大好過分... 那好像不是請人家逼卡片的英文... 09/05 00:43
23F：推 Seirra:逼咧XDDDDDDDD 09/05 00:44
24F：推 sady323:XD 09/05 00:50
25F：→ monkey81429:just take off your clothes.... 09/05 00:51
26F：推 ted8156:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 00:51
27F：推 definite:XDDDDDDD 09/05 01:04
28F：推 sn93151134:好笑XD 09/05 01:07
30F：推 oXnXo:這個好笑 結果她通過了嗎XDD 09/05 01:14
31F：推 BEF6:我看完笑到眼淚都流出來了～好讚哦! 09/05 01:21
32F：推 nakasugi:笑了，所以推XDDDD 09/05 01:25
33F：→ tim820313:倫敦我們逼逼的是說touch in. 09/05 01:29
34F：推 bluezting:有笑有推XD 09/05 01:33
35F：→ dickjcl:有笑有逼 XD 09/05 01:35
36F：推 waitmonday:逼勒XDDDDDDDDDDDY 09/05 01:37
37F：推 FeO:真是個人才！！ 哈哈哈哈～ 09/05 01:45
38F：推 maydagreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 02:09
39F：→ Skightz:Just Bi It ！！ NICE 09/05 02:43
40F：推 linpohsiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 03:06
41F：推 ljx16:有笑有推!!! JUST BI IT~~~~逼勒～~ 09/05 03:21
42F：推 linda771129:好好笑哈哈哈 09/05 03:26
43F：→ qaz1561:逼哩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/05 03:30
44F：推 noone:有笑有推XDDDD 也推原po熱心 09/05 03:46
45F：推 d29872523:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 04:36
46F：推 angussoca:逼勒~逼勒~旋律都跑出來~好有畫面XDDD 09/05 07:41
47F：推 sky81130:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 08:50
48F：推 felizz:超好笑 哈哈哈 為什麼沒有爆阿？ 09/05 09:22
49F：推 vivine:不錯 09/05 09:23
50F：→ fish2247:哇哈哈 09/05 09:48
51F：推 john2557:XD 09/05 10:22
52F：推 johnyy:哈哈 我大笑了XDDDDDDDDD 09/05 11:18
53F：→ NOprincess:超好笑的 我快笑死了 09/05 11:22
54F：推 x421421:所以該怎麼講?? 09/05 11:29
55F：推 Joycebee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 09/05 12:44
56F：→ hanju5:XDDDDDD 09/05 12:53
57F：推 vicky250179:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 13:04
58F：→ m13m13m:結果哩~ 結果哩~ 09/05 13:12
60F：推 perfectsky:XDDDDDDDD 09/05 13:22
61F：→ pipida00:哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~結果你後來有跳嗎 09/05 13:37
62F：推 gengar6307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 13:38
63F：推 jkx16888:有笑有推!! 頂~ BI~IT!! 09/05 13:39
64F：推 sowhatdudu:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 14:25
65F：推 ee012345:逼逼卡~ 09/05 15:05
66F：推 alisa2ms53:XD 09/05 15:27
67F：推 will1118:逼勒～ 09/05 15:46
68F：推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 16:02
69F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 16:10
70F：推 Satanist:好好笑XDDDD 09/05 16:24
※ csiruby:轉錄至看板 NTPU-COECGBA 09/05 17:17
71F：→ yaohisnhao:rhyhaven:她會以為你在消音 我笑了XDDDDDD 09/05 17:23
72F：推 wmwieqo:有笑有推 XDDD 09/05 17:46
73F：推 hiro918:Let It Bi! 09/05 18:22
74F：推 elittle:我笑了XD 09/05 18:28
75F：推 t791223n:正中笑點 XDD 09/05 18:39
76F：推 pang6983:有笑有推~~ 09/05 18:43
77F：推 jojoman:笑到飆淚 Orz 09/05 19:13
78F：推 Hilda2007:有大笑 09/05 20:03
79F：→ narkey:XD 09/05 20:22
80F：推 god123456789:XDDD 09/05 20:28
81F：推 Judy811205:XD 09/05 20:40
82F：→ silnet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 20:43
83F：推 pennyyoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:01
84F：推 anitayeh:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:06
85F：→ joechoi:謝謝大家~笨版讓笨蛋覺得好溫馨T^T~ 09/05 21:09
86F：→ joechoi:順帶一提,那位女士最後有成功進閘了~我想應該是有神秘的力 09/05 21:11
87F：→ joechoi:量讓她理解了我說的話吧...? 09/05 21:12
88F：推 Beretta:笑到飆淚 講英文的人會以為你消音 "Just fxxk it" XD 09/05 21:21
89F：推 liona02:今天我看到的第一笑!!!超好笑!!!!! 09/05 21:28
90F：推 supper29:我笑了 09/05 21:32
91F：推 sinori:有笑有推XD 09/05 21:34
92F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 21:39
93F：推 hcmomo:噗哈哈哈哈 09/05 21:40
94F：推 tl6rmp4:推~~~ 09/05 21:44
95F：推 endlessQ:逼勒~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/05 21:48
96F：推 starhsueh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我也是第一大笑 09/05 21:49
※ flyingpops:轉錄至看板 KingofPop 09/05 21:50
97F：推 duoCindy:逼勒~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/05 22:28
98F：推 karenlo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 22:42
99F：推 tom199192:噗哧!!! 09/05 22:48
100F：推 jessie2062:oh~ya~~ 我笑翻了XDDD BI IT!!! 09/05 22:59
101F：推 kyo686:有笑有推~XDDDD 09/05 23:16
102F：推 gemini7715:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 09/05 23:28
103F：推 lyn81430:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:28
104F：推 TINFAN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:39
105F：推 len53:哈哈哈哈哈 just Bi it~~~~ 09/05 23:44
106F：→ tina1846:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:48
107F：推 WEIKUNG:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:50
108F：推 miniwest:哈哈哈哈哈看完馬上大笑不止 09/05 23:58
109F：推 xantheholic:好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:07
110F：→ yipy:大笑XDDDDDDD 09/06 00:09
111F：→ sq623:外國人頓時眉頭一皺 09/06 00:20
112F：推 chclee:這好笑 09/06 00:50
113F：推 wsclin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 01:06
114F：推 lvea:XDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 哈哈哈哈 09/06 01:09
115F：推 lalasugar:大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 01:23
116F：推 simpleheart9:大笑!!推~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/06 01:41
117F：→ vivi1210:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 02:18
118F：推 egghead1115:大笑!!!! 09/06 02:53
119F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 05:15
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124F：→ redchia:其實你說的沒有錯... Beep可以當動詞XDDDDDDDD 09/06 11:27
125F：推 hy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 11:29
126F：→ bruce78131:有一種淡淡的憂傷> < 09/06 12:27
127F：推 deidra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~好好笑 口合 口合 口合 09/06 12:46
128F：推 funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 12:55
129F：推 halahalazoe:XD 09/06 13:06
130F：推 domoku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 13:07
131F：推 sweetstreet:XDDDD 09/06 13:14
132F：推 jackie1023:有笑有推 09/06 13:26
133F：推 petiterouge:好有旋律喔XDDDD 09/06 13:53
134F：推 ice941095:BI 勒~!!!! 09/06 13:59
135F：推 ning0201:推 BI IT XDDDDD 09/06 14:17
136F：推 miel:bi~~讓他爆 09/06 14:27
137F：推 featherkuan:笑慘了......... >/////< 09/06 14:45
138F：推 oeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 14:48
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140F：推 yankren:XDDDDD~~~我覺得很有板標的潛力啊XDDD 09/06 15:37
141F：推 gloomedran: just put the card onto the sensor..XD 09/06 15:38
142F：→ mirce:just put it on sensor after you hear "bi" voice 09/06 15:51
143F：→ mirce:you can pass it... 台灣是英語... 09/06 15:51
144F：→ mirce:台灣式... 09/06 15:52
145F：推 johnsons:XDDDDDDD 09/06 15:58
147F：→ babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 17:19
148F：→ Yonsic:逼勒~逼勒XDDDDD 09/06 18:35
149F：→ gn02270933:bi bi bi bi bi~~ 09/06 20:38
150F：推 dubian77:哈哈~推推^^ 09/06 21:39
151F：推 harkzephyr18:so cute~~~~>U< 09/06 23:13
152F：推 quietcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 23:21
153F：推 johnjohnlin:XDDDD 09/06 23:38
154F：推 MrsMi:消音有好笑XD 09/06 23:40
155F：推 minsummer:XD 哈哈哈哈 ~ XD 有笑有推~~~逼勒逼勒~~ 09/06 23:53
156F：推 dahuricae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 23:55
157F：推 qqqzzzasd:哈哈哈哈狂笑 09/07 00:48
158F：推 elwood8250:然後她就拿著卡片逼逼叫 哈哈哈!! 09/07 00:54
159F：推 meltinicicle:我真的狂笑!!!!!! 09/07 01:22
160F：推 wednesday323:看到MJ覺得更好笑了 09/07 01:35
161F：推 ccucwc:笑死我了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDy 09/07 03:01
162F：推 taakaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 03:09
163F：推 kkkrrrii:我第一次笑到肚子超痛... 09/07 04:08
164F：→ Yie:XDDD 09/07 08:22
165F：推 princessmake:XD 09/07 12:54
166F：→ ChonPiggy:bi it XD 09/07 13:20
167F：推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 14:06
168F：推 doublekuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 14:29
169F：推 mei65:天哪! 我笑到岔氣!! 那外國人一定傻住... 09/07 15:38
170F：推 lili120678:XDD 09/07 15:52
171F：推 ciao816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 16:43
172F：推 Ekmund:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 17:15
173F：推 fallish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/07 19:37
174F：推 jcls1126:靠笑死我了XDDDD 09/07 20:17
175F：推 coolmayj:有笑有推! 09/07 21:02
176F：推 nekoprincess:XDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻了 怎麼這麼有畫面 09/07 21:59
177F：推 truesoul:威力強大~笑到翻掉~ 09/07 22:05
178F：推 hector78726:好笑～借轉XDD 09/08 00:27
※ hector78726:轉錄至看板 SSSH-16th303 09/08 00:27
179F：推 poi915:哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 09/08 01:05
180F：推 keven92110:靠盃XDDD 09/08 03:19
181F：推 sophiecheng:有笑有推...---在米國笑到不行的人 09/08 08:50
182F：推 withasmile:我那天看到外國人在猶豫的時候也是想要這樣回答 09/08 13:49
183F：推 lica17:太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/08 15:17
184F：→ jingyen:完全笑不出來...... 09/08 19:40
185F：推 pmdodo:我狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/08 22:55
186F：推 VIOLET523:XDDDDD 09/08 23:18
187F：推 aadog:haha~的確是要bi it XDDDD 09/09 02:01
188F：推 ini1011:笑慘了哈哈XDDDD 09/09 05:18
189F：推 stellah3aez:Just bi it XDD原PO真有趣 09/09 11:23
190F：推 gein:XD 09/09 23:37
191F：推 ghost93615:三更半夜不能大笑實在很痛苦....不過我忍不住了XXD 09/10 00:47
192F：推 iriseyesex:有笑有推 09/10 12:04
193F：推 cavalvine:我也笑了 09/10 12:16
194F：→ quackegg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 22:37
195F：推 ellencho:超好笑的~我的天啊!!!XDDDD 09/11 02:49
196F：推 lianngg:笑推XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:11
197F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 16:03
198F：推 jollity9085:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 00:35
199F：推 ting1126:正中笑點！逼勒XDDD 09/14 03:54
200F：推 magicsiren:讚XDDDDDDDD 09/14 17:29
201F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 21:44
202F：推 yuhua:XDDDDD 09/19 17:04
203F：推 forever7681:超 好 笑…天啊 09/21 00:43
204F：推 lovesnow90:我笑了~XDD 給個推! 09/28 13:42
205F：推 g19930422:我竟然 笑了出來 08/03 18:12
206F：推 ORXORD:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 14:31