作者cookie1001 (小餅)
看板StupidClown
標題[有趣] 鳳眼
時間Thu Jun 10 01:30:28 2010
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話說有一天
原PO跟三四個人一起出去吃飯
突然原PO發現
原PO:(指著一名男同學)挖~你有鳳眼耶
之後那個下午 大家要叫他都會一直叫他"鳳眼"
A:"鳳眼 你覺得怎麼樣?"
B:"鳳眼 小心點啦"
C:"鳳眼 快點啦"
諸如此類的對話
後來他終於受不了了
鳳眼:我不是鳳 是龍啦!!!
之後大家就一直叫他 龍眼~ 龍眼~
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1F：推 Atermis:馬岱表示： 06/10 01:33
2F：推 dcaiko:我笑了耶...XD 06/10 01:48
3F：推 lv619363:是我笑點低嗎= = 06/10 01:49
4F：推 aminicutie:還好他沒說"我是馬啦!" 06/10 02:09
5F：推 demonpixie:我笑了....XDDDDDD 06/10 02:11
6F：推 MisakiMing:我竟然也笑了............ 06/10 02:30
7F：推 kisasei:我也笑了...XDDDD 06/10 02:48
8F：→ kisasei:這好有後勁啊 06/10 02:48
9F：推 grampus216:笑了XD 06/10 02:59
10F：推 saltyan:笑了XDDD 06/10 03:32
11F：推 cijte:笑了XDDDD 06/10 04:18
12F：推 arashi410104:有笑推XDDDD 06/10 04:25
13F：推 c854726:笑了 XD 06/10 04:30
14F：推 keeyah:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 05:12
15F：推 phoeya:XD 06/10 05:48
16F：推 sunev:鳳明明就是雄性... 06/10 05:57
17F：推 Floura:XDDD 06/10 06:05
18F：推 ashinrulin:XDDDD 06/10 06:11
19F：推 amiblue:馬....眼= =" 06/10 07:06
20F：推 len53: 屁....眼= =" 06/10 07:23
21F：推 a7852002:看到標題卻直接想到以前皇帝尿尿的冷笑話 06/10 07:39
22F：推 victor20229:龍眼是眼睛往下垂 06/10 07:40
23F：推 blackpassion:鳳是雄性，凰是雌性。隨著演變鳳凰逐漸被模糊化。 06/10 08:08
24F：推 ooXD:長知識~~ 06/10 08:18
25F：推 auel:有笑有推XD~ 06/10 08:26
26F：推 jmy1:這個讓我不由自主的笑了很久 06/10 09:08
27F：推 vinita:XDDDDD 06/10 09:10
28F：推 darkx212:簽名檔看成 我恨跳蛋.... 想說原PO自爆..... 06/10 09:13
29F：推 q6261901:樓上好糟糕 我也看錯了@@ 06/10 09:45
30F：推 s945153:hahah 06/10 09:54
31F：→ talkone:哈哈哈 我笑了 06/10 10:00
32F：→ shinguji:閉鳳嘴 06/10 10:01
33F：推 idlypanda:XDDD 06/10 10:09
34F：推 noone:有笑有推XDDD 06/10 10:21
35F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 10:23
36F：推 holmoak:++ 06/10 10:30
37F：推 dcfe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 10:38
38F：推 camel23:XD 06/10 10:59
39F：推 shopaholic00:有校有推啦XDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:08
40F：推 sksling:嘴角失守XD 06/10 11:21
41F：→ utb:戳到我笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:25
42F：推 crisplayer:三樓讓我笑到爆炸..... 06/10 11:40
43F：→ crisplayer:....是四樓... 06/10 11:41
44F：推 yoyo1229:嘴角失守XD 06/10 11:48
45F：推 endlessgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:51
46F：推 rhot:XDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:52
47F：→ kria5304:楊貴妃表示:我的荔枝咧? 06/10 12:14
48F：推 HSNU1151XU:龍眼~~ 06/10 12:16
49F：推 how0963:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:16
50F：推 leocarlos:雖然猜到了，但還是笑了出來 XD 06/10 12:32
51F：→ ferventuglyb:男生有鳳眼超可憐的= =我也有 而且我還是大眼睛的鳳 06/10 12:46
52F：推 fishworldyou:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:48
53F：推 wennd19:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:49
54F：推 evilyn:有笑有推XDD 06/10 12:51
55F：推 Eklips:我也是鳳眼阿 很可憐嗎= =?? 我倒是覺得很酷XDD 06/10 13:06
56F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 13:08
57F：推 lovelyhsfran:隊友：馬岱 開你的眼看中路 馬岱：(脫褲) 06/10 13:08
58F：推 kkii5566:.........XD 06/10 13:15
59F：推 ferventuglyb:我猜有一個原因也是因為我很瘦 又鳳眼 就娘吧 06/10 13:16
60F：→ ferventuglyb:而且現在流行小眼睛 我是大眼睛鳳眼 很怪異 06/10 13:16
61F：推 s245687:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/10 13:23
62F：推 xji6ful3u4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 13:33
63F：推 pachilaboy:馬代開鷹眼 06/10 13:39
64F：推 c0758:馬代到底是開鷹眼還開馬眼!? 06/10 13:48
65F：推 dafeiiiii:XDDDDD 06/10 13:57
66F：推 JUDO610:我恨跳蚤我看成我恨跳蛋 06/10 14:06
67F：推 clairetsai:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我在辦公室(忍) 06/10 14:18
68F：推 ambercoffee:XD 06/10 14:25
69F：推 edmund5209:3樓比較好笑~~ 06/10 14:28
70F：推 lillianyo:XDDD 06/10 14:37
71F：推 TTaxl:樓樓上是不是有數錯樓 三樓四樓傻傻分不清楚? 06/10 14:41
72F：推 kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwww 06/10 14:43
73F：推 tigerflyer:XDD 06/10 15:14
74F：推 koichi25:XD 06/10 15:19
75F：推 williamoleeo:三樓真的蠻好笑的呀XDD(無誤) 06/10 15:43
76F：推 cat1988416:哈哈 好笑！ 06/10 16:09
77F：推 luelue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 16:17
78F：推 c58264cathy:哈哈哈哈哈 06/10 16:31
79F：推 reminisce75:推四樓~ @@" 06/10 16:32
80F：推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 16:38
81F：推 aissir:XD 06/10 16:39
82F：推 keepole:推四樓!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:01
83F：推 akak1798:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:30
84F：推 nancy7226834:XDDD 06/10 17:33
85F：推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:41
86F：推 butter1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:42
87F：推 MyoCat:看來變好吃了xd 06/10 17:45
88F：推 qiyings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:46
89F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDD 06/10 17:51
90F：推 OnesFisH:大笑XD 06/10 17:57
91F：推 shin0719:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 06/10 18:02
92F：→ kosong:鳳眼的圖咧 (沒看版規七 不可原諒~) 06/10 18:21
93F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDD 06/10 18:37
94F：→ suzetta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 18:39
95F：推 imccc:笑到肚子痛XD 06/10 18:45
96F：推 q20136:有一次電腦自己關機了 我以為這是進版畫面我一直等 06/10 19:14
97F：→ q20136:我推錯文... 06/10 19:14
98F：推 samurairoyal:樓上也是笨點= =" 06/10 19:34
99F：推 momoaz0:有笑推^^ 06/10 19:34
100F：推 alice822:嘴角失守...XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 20:22
101F：推 biglunatic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 21:04
102F：推 kk0704:後勁好強XDDDD 06/10 21:07
103F：推 iiun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 21:07
104F：→ exelop:至少不是馬... 06/10 21:30
105F：推 falcon423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 莫名好笑!! 06/10 22:04
106F：推 Yie:XDDD 06/10 22:04
107F：推 zoology001:好好笑XDDD 06/10 22:12
108F：推 doit0621:XDDDDD 06/10 22:24
109F：推 colamina:XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 22:27
110F：推 afria:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真的超笨 06/10 22:40
111F：推 yuri1450:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 22:41
112F：推 klrshrpt:有笑有推 06/10 22:48
113F：推 ee012345:交大人推!! 06/10 22:50
114F：推 ssss61418:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 23:12
115F：推 kh1112:我笑了~~~ 06/10 23:41
116F：推 sheistheone:XDDDDD 06/10 23:43
117F：推 tloto510:XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 23:52
118F：推 imR:失守XD 06/11 00:01
119F：推 happy6331ya:哈哈我有笑 06/11 00:01
120F：推 afe812:馬岱!!快開你的__眼!!!! 06/11 00:04
121F：推 ckgalolo: 06/11 00:05
122F：推 Crayons:哈哈哈 這個真的有好笑到！ 06/11 00:08
123F：推 ros5000win:雞眼.....BOM 06/11 00:13
124F：推 kaiwen789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 00:13
125F：推 fly12119:我大笑了... XDDD 06/11 01:00
126F：→ torokado:其實鳳凰都是象徵雄性 是現在人亂分才有雄雌之說 06/11 01:03
127F：推 Enyagirl:XD 06/11 01:04
128F：推 a95105280:龍鳳才都是雄性吧 鳳是雄 凰是雌 不然鳳求凰是甲甲? 06/11 01:08
129F：推 wsy5230:司馬相如彈"鳳求凰" 鳳應該是雄性沒錯吧 06/11 01:09
130F：推 englwings:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 01:49
131F：推 ORXORD:後勁好強XDDDDD 06/11 01:51
132F：推 bananaseed:我也看成我恨跳蛋...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 03:41
133F：推 feather7124:有笑有推XDDD 06/11 03:52
134F：→ vince0503123:哈哈 06/11 05:03
135F：推 ideal7exit:讚 06/11 06:41
136F：推 gentle1203:如果改天他說他是闢怎麼辦... 06/11 08:50
137F：→ airsoar:不懂這篇有什麼好笑的 06/11 10:34
138F：→ cookie1001:這是我第一次被推爆,太開心了哈哈 06/11 10:38
139F：推 princessmake:XD 06/11 11:03
140F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 12:28
141F：推 paggy994:龍眼XDDDDDD 06/11 13:31
142F：推 ctrlalt:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 13:58
143F：推 libracrash:超級好笑XD 06/11 15:30
144F：推 cathylie:超好笑~害我在辦公是一直憋笑 06/11 17:46
145F：推 Chenbird:XDDD 06/11 20:19
147F：推 pddck:鳳眼不是帥哥的意思嗎?人家小說裡面都寫龍眉鳳眼~我被騙了嗎 06/11 22:29
148F：推 beypola:馬眼 哈哈 06/11 23:13
149F：推 noaaknau:我笑了!!!! 06/11 23:40
150F：推 uichin:後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 23:44
151F：→ paj:XDDDDD 06/12 00:07
152F：→ while0729:推四樓 06/12 00:26
154F：推 ggaabbcc:讓她暴! 龍眼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 01:03
155F：推 j7991869:最好笑的是三樓XDDD 06/12 01:05
156F：推 yaya99860:XDDDDDDDDD 龍眼!! 06/12 04:23
157F：推 mmoom:笑了啦 06/12 04:56
158F：→ boykk:龍眼龍眼!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 06:25
159F：推 lovebbwei:超好笑的耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 11:37
160F：→ lsh19921030:還好沒說馬XD 06/12 17:47
161F：推 aadog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 18:24
162F：推 tina1846:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 19:04
163F：推 likingfly:噗哧....!!!害我噴飯了= =XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 20:31
164F：推 vincentdusk:有笑有推XDDDD 06/12 21:03
165F：推 elviswhite:笑死我了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 21:57
166F：→ tonydywu231:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 16:39
167F：推 alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 19:43
168F：推 qvTYTvp:龍眼 GET！ 06/14 12:33
169F：推 cloudi:笑到不行~~~ 06/14 18:54
170F：推 jk533:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 19:37
171F：推 laiharvey:鳳凰就是鳳凰，公的是鳳凰母的也是鳳凰 06/14 23:31
172F：→ laiharvey:國文老師講ㄉXD 06/14 23:31
173F：推 limpid91:鳳是公的 凰才是母的 06/15 00:39
174F：推 orz145:靠 大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 01:40
175F：推 nundu2108:不爭氣的笑了 所以給個推!! 口rz 06/15 01:42
176F：推 mayasa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 17:37
177F：推 vul3j9:XD 有笑有推 06/15 18:18
178F：推 plert:太好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 22:14
179F：推 mohiwa:不懂的朋友去查國語字典好嗎？凰是雌的… 06/16 10:12
180F：推 cancerpp:好久沒這樣大笑了～ 06/17 23:18
181F：推 pe231:報告! 鳳是母的凰是公的!! 部隊長官教的!!! 06/18 00:08
183F：推 BeingFun:雄鳳雌凰 鳳求凰 06/25 09:06
184F：→ y2005:XDD 07/02 23:40
185F：推 duck0823:XDDDDDDDD 07/16 13:46
186F：推 champagne:害我想到~挑來挑去挑到一個撿龍眼的 07/19 10:34
187F：推 yellowpill:有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/25 15:39
188F：推 n131419:我笑了 08/07 08:26