作者szwaymi (阿咪金處咪)
看板StupidClown
標題[聽錯] 電話！？
時間Wed May 5 15:55:49 2010
今天家裡的狗狗嘟嘟不知道為什麼血便，我和我媽帶他去獸醫院看病。
因為獸醫人很好，又很有耐心，所以排隊排很久，排隊的時候診所裡的電
話響個不停。
但是獸醫太忙都沒辦法接。
輪到我家嘟嘟，由於是第一次來，所以要填一些資料，醫生就問了我媽一
些問題，但沒想到第一個問題..
醫生說："電話"
這時候我媽轉身拿起診所裡正在響個不停的電話說：你好。
我只好很尷尬的和我媽說："醫生是問我們家電話多少，不是叫你幫他接電話"
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18F：推 mystage:好可愛，你誤會媽媽了，她意思是接電話打工抵醫藥費?? 05/05 16:29
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36F：推 tatasauce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 是胖咪!!!! 05/05 16:44
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38F：→ cj6u40:你又知道獸醫要幹麻了XD 05/05 16:45
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41F：→ ASPARAGINE1:有點扯吧 這種工作都是護士小姐在做的吧????? 05/05 16:47
42F：推 wind26:你媽好可愛... 05/05 16:48
43F：推 medama:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 16:49
44F：→ superlubu:怎麼可能讓護士小姐接電話，太浪費了吧 (嘿嘿) 05/05 16:49
45F：推 primroses:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 16:51
46F：推 jaysuzuki:醫生:不...是找你媽的沒錯 05/05 16:52
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48F：推 jerry88838:你媽超帥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 16:57
49F：噓 ASPARAGINE1:結果媽媽說:醫生你這個老不羞 老娘的豆腐你也要吃## 05/05 16:59
50F：推 lightpisces:嗯 錄取 明天來上班 05/05 16:59
51F：→ ASPARAGINE1:蛤 噓錯 等等補推 05/05 16:59
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60F：推 minimilk:媽媽好老實 05/05 17:19
61F：推 idlypanda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 媽媽的圖呢(菸) 05/05 17:20
62F：推 oweiday:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/05 17:21
63F：推 papabearche:醫生:其實我是想請你幫我接一下電話沒錯... 05/05 17:23
64F：推 wewe123:有一次別班同學來找我 班上同學要叫我 結果跟我說"電話" 05/05 17:26
65F：→ summer20129:我媽:我幫他 有 錯 嗎 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 05/05 17:27
66F：→ szwaymi:沒有媽媽的圖，只有嘟嘟的圖>_< 05/05 17:33
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68F：推 wchien2:真酷 05/05 17:38
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70F：→ mrnoright:話說...都沒人關心原po的狗嗎? 05/05 17:41
71F：推 fishdong:樓上戳中我笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 17:44
72F：推 vagus:XDDDDDDDDDDDD媽媽應該也超尷尬的吧XDDDDDDDDD 05/05 17:45
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77F：推 ppc:媽媽: 對不起 我有老公了 05/05 17:45
78F：推 nana707:好可愛的媽媽 05/05 17:49
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85F：推 baxoto:結果老媽接起來就開始學雷帝卡卡 I'm kinda busy~ 05/05 18:12
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90F：推 idkwts174:這個好笑 05/05 18:27
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93F：噓 vopp: 都沒人關心原po的狗嗎? 晚點推回 05/05 18:42
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98F：推 caprigemi:真正的笑到噴口水XDDDD 05/05 18:59
99F：→ szwaymi:我剛打電話去問我媽了，好險她接起電話的時候沒說： 05/05 19:00
100F：→ szwaymi:你好，這邊是動物醫院。 05/05 19:00
101F：→ lovemost:嘴角不動如山=.= 05/05 19:01
102F：→ szwaymi:他說嘟嘟還是有一點拉肚子，然後醫生說如果明天還是拉就要 05/05 19:01
103F：→ szwaymi:照X光。 05/05 19:01
104F：推 oomai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 19:08
105F：推 Shalynn:哈哈。媽媽有 m的傾向。 05/05 19:14
106F：推 princessmake:XD 05/05 19:30
107F：推 BVLGARI63:XD 05/05 19:35
108F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 醫生：好助理！今天看病免費!! 05/05 19:37
109F：推 hershiuh:XDDDDDDD 話說原PO的狗狗還好吧? 05/05 19:42
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120F：→ ooXD:你媽想賺外快啦 05/05 20:20
121F：推 lingocandy:嘟嘟整個被忽略了XDDDDDDDD 05/05 20:22
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123F：推 sky81602:嘟嘟早日康復!!!!!! 05/05 20:50
124F：推 ensnare0202:是阿咪~~ 05/05 20:51
125F：推 chris10897:好有畫面! XDDDD 05/05 20:53
126F：推 kyoko522tw1:你好 05/05 20:55
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128F：推 deantings:你好 XD 05/05 21:10
129F：推 harkzephyr18:媽媽母親節快樂~~~~啾 05/05 21:11
130F：推 cashko:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 21:12
131F：推 idlypanda:原po是打醫院的電話問的吧 05/05 21:17
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134F：推 brhoill:說：你好。 05/05 21:22
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139F：推 frozenstar:媽媽XDDDD (嘟嘟被河蟹了...詳細希望) 05/05 21:34
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141F：推 LostRanger:妳媽超強... 05/05 21:42
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147F：推 SergioRod:媽媽真可愛 05/05 22:52
148F：推 profyang:F7:............ 05/05 23:02
149F：推 iboxdoll:媽媽真棒~~ 05/05 23:03
150F：推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 希望嘟嘟沒事 05/05 23:05
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153F：推 nebulosity:偷偷推ˇ ˇ" 05/05 23:11
154F：推 lbowlbow:F7又偷偷的露點了 05/05 23:27
155F：→ Yie:XDDD 05/05 23:42
156F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 23:48
157F：推 Armor:天然呆.....XD 05/05 23:48
158F：推 lianth47:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 23:50
159F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:06
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165F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:50
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168F：推 shunchao:... 05/06 09:18
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171F：推 gglaker:酷媽媽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:48
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174F：推 Ethmalada:ＸＤ哈哈哈 媽媽好可愛！ 05/06 11:02
175F：推 youli:哈哈哈哈哈~~可愛的媽媽 05/06 11:02
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177F：推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 12:22
178F：推 moopenbkobe:醫生:明天早上9點 櫃台找Amy 她會告訴你要做什麼 05/06 12:55
179F：推 iamhazard:XD 05/06 13:02
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181F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:25
182F：推 soquiet:........ 05/06 13:25
183F：推 ffwang83:原來獸醫是他爸，獸醫院是他家XDDD 05/06 13:28
184F：推 rickysoung:推職業病+1 05/06 13:34
185F：推 crueangel:XD 05/06 13:40
186F：推 s19910426:好強大XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:03
187F：→ pan0125:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:33
188F：推 cocaine20100:推 05/06 14:49
189F：推 chen5244:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:53
190F：推 wangshichen:XDDDDD 05/06 15:08
191F：推 kukey:XDDDDDDD 05/06 16:06
192F：→ szwaymi:謝謝大家對嘟嘟的關心，昨天晚上嘟嘟還是不吃不喝。所以 05/06 17:16
193F：→ szwaymi:今天我媽又帶嘟嘟去看了一次。聽說媽說醫生看到他就在笑。 05/06 17:16
194F：→ szwaymi:然後今天又抽了血，發現嘟嘟發炎，所以打了消炎針。 05/06 17:16
195F：→ szwaymi:目前還是沒有進食和喝水。 05/06 17:17
196F：推 jean0808:嘟嘟加油唷~一定會好起來的^^ 05/06 17:54
197F：推 CANDY810409:老媽好可愛 05/06 18:25
198F：→ iicc15:強大的媽媽!! 05/06 20:07
199F：推 john86011:推 希望他趕快好起來^^ 05/06 20:54
200F：推 disappaer:加油~嘟嘟一定會好起來的！ 05/06 21:36
201F：推 j654421:XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 21:40
202F：推 skaren7815:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 21:46
203F：推 ssss61418:XDDDDDDDDDDD 我愛天然呆 05/06 22:07
204F：推 pinky21224:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿 我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:12
205F：推 y51013:哈哈哈哈哈哈 戰神不好笑 好蠢 05/06 22:14
206F：推 whatsID:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 05/06 22:15
207F：推 mei1989:媽媽好可愛XD 05/06 22:54
208F：推 caroltwo:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 11:37
209F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDD 05/07 12:19
210F：推 crueler:XDD 05/07 13:10
211F：推 h94ap4m4:XDD 超好笑的 05/07 13:22
212F：→ nathanone:XDDD 05/07 13:27
213F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/07 16:06
214F：推 lynnping:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，後勁好強！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 16:39
215F：推 winosa:很短 但很有梗阿！！ 05/07 18:46
216F：推 ILOVESHIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 19:28
217F：→ xslay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 19:43
218F：推 apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 20:09
219F：推 calpis7887:我家的狗狗叫嘟嘟 也血便過...@___@ 05/07 20:23
220F：推 beautylin:XD 05/07 22:44
221F：推 yjlee0829:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 23:25
222F：推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 23:26
223F：推 pegiochen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD比我媽還天 05/08 10:36
※ pegiochen:轉錄至某隱形看板 05/08 10:36
224F：推 ballII:熱心的媽媽！XDD 05/08 14:44
225F：推 honeybabie:有笑有推 05/08 15:51
226F：推 ncubios:在這邊發現同學了啦!! 蓋處咪!! 05/08 17:50
227F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 21:25
228F：推 limpid91:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/09 03:35
229F：推 imejing:媽媽接電話的時候...醫生應該傻眼... 哈哈哈 05/09 12:17
230F：推 hahashin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/09 14:52
231F：推 iogo:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/09 19:22
232F：推 lovinwhite:後勁好強XDDDDDDD 05/10 01:39
233F：→ rupru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有梗 05/10 14:21
234F：推 henc:這超好笑的 05/10 15:29
235F：推 maxxine:哈哈哈哈 05/10 23:56
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