作者j26873930 (小鄉民)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 瘦身霜
時間Mon Mar 15 23:10:00 2010
笨版首po
不好笑請噓小力一點 ^.<
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今天在學校操場揮灑完青春的體脂肪之後，
就到朋友宿舍洗個澡。
突然發現他桌上有一罐，外包裝寫滿日文，類似乳液的東西。
我:欸，你怎麼有這罐怪東西，這什麼?
朋友:喔 那我家閃光買的啦。
我:蛤!難道是...(淫笑)。
朋友:屁啦，我家閃光說，好像是瘦身霜，運動後洗完澡擦一擦可以加速燃燒脂肪吧。
我:真的哦!!阿這怎麼用，教我教我~~
朋友:你想瘦肚子的話阿，你就抹在肚子上，然後一直搓一直搓。
我:阿搓多久?
朋友:就一直搓阿，搓到你手很痠很痠很痠的時候，要搓到手很痠哦。
我:阿然後勒?
朋友:然後你手就變瘦了..
然後你手就變瘦了..
然後你手就變瘦了..
原來瘦身霜是這個用途哦.. =口=
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26F：推 rurico77:XD....哈哈...這是雙重效果嗎..(如果瘦身霜有用的話..) 03/16 17:27
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