作者gericht (下一隻貓叫費加洛)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 到底是誰的屁股上有痣？
時間Fri Feb 26 12:08:30 2010
在分類那邊猶豫好久 不知道該選"眼殘"還是"健忘" 還是"聽錯"....
這件事真的很白癡 當事者兩人還正在吵架中XDD
我的大學同學在小腿後方有一個很大的黑痣
她說那是出生就有的 不知道算不算胎記(說是胎記好像有點小)
反正就是她前晚在跟男友講電話時談到這顆黑痣
同學 "那個OO(學長)之前看到我的痣還以為是髒東西哈哈哈...."
男友(突然大怒) "為什麼OO會看到妳的痣!!"
同學 "啊？因為我穿裙子阿"
男友(更怒) "X!他居然偷看你!!"
同學 "你在說什麼阿穿裙子一定看得到的阿"
男友 "妳的裙子到底有多短？為什麼他看得到妳屁股上的痣!!"
沉默了數秒
同學 "我的屁股上沒有痣.....你現在說的是誰的屁股.....= =+"
男友 "阿，我記錯了啦......"
然後他們兩個就大吵了到現在還沒和好(￣□￣|||)a
我真的不知道該說啥才好.......
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嗄居然被推爆了="=
現在.....還在吵耶.....冷戰中
男生堅持 "我只是記錯位置啦!" 女生堅持 "屁啦!他一定是記錯人!"
所以還是沒有人知道到底是誰的屁股上有痣阿........
老實說我聽到的時候也很沒良心的狂笑了(毆飛)
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