作者greenday1006 (機率遊戲)
看板StupidClown
標題原來妳的高潮是假的
時間Sun Jan 10 23:29:13 2010
這篇不知道要PO西斯還是笨板@@
我是覺得也沒到很情色 請大家多包涵XD
本文開始:
今天我學弟跟他女友發生了一件事
讓我明白到很多好女生都很貼心
話說我學弟今天帶他女友回宿舍過夜
遠距離戀愛 見面難免就是要來一下
就在我學弟把他女友的腿抬到肩上
開始奮力嘿咻沒多久時...
(示意圖)
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他女朋友忽然叫出來~阿阿阿阿阿!!!
我學弟整個嚇到 用手把他女朋友嘴摀住 (￣艸￣" )
說:爽小聲一點啦!! 我室友還在隔壁
但他女友還是瘋狂的搖頭...
學弟:我很強吼!!我很強吼!!
(他女朋友繼續搖頭)
接著他女朋友用手狂拉他耳多
學弟: 阿阿阿 !!有那麼舒服喔!!!
就在這時候..他女朋友給了我學弟一巴掌...(￣ε(#￣)
我學弟整個嚇到 但是最神奇的是..我學弟被嚇到射出來
女朋友:X你媽的!!我屁股抽筋了啦!!
痛死了你還一直X我!!還在那邊我很強吼我很強吼!
學弟:...是爽到抽筋喔(傻笑)
女朋友:.....是把我腿抬到肩上就抽筋了
之後一陣沉默......我學弟摸摸臉...哭了!!!
學弟:原來我不強...原來我不強...
我聽到我學弟講到這邊就整個笑翻了....後面我忘記他講啥了XD
PS:聽說很多女生都會很體貼另一半
不忍傷另一半的自尊 都會假裝很滿足
女生們 辛苦了!!＜(￣ㄧ￣ )
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1F：推 B9513208:樓下幫轉西斯 01/10 23:31
2F：推 hb0:窩ㄒㄧㄠˊ了~~~~~ 01/10 23:31
3F：推 j791015:哈哈!!!嚇到....抽筋哩! 01/10 23:31
4F：推 ljc1991:有笑有推 01/10 23:32
5F：推 skyant:有笑有推 01/10 23:32
6F：推 word324:五樓很強 01/10 23:32
7F：→ eastcat: 還是好閃.....................你說的白是什麼白 01/10 23:32
8F：→ hb0:樓下笑到射出來 01/10 23:32
9F：推 mariandtmac:學弟可以去出書 ＂原來我不強＂ 01/10 23:33
10F：→ rodancorn:十樓比五樓強 01/10 23:33
11F：→ mariandtmac:謝謝 01/10 23:33
12F：→ mariandtmac:幹 算錯 01/10 23:33
13F：推 rex73723:疑問，原PO怎知道這事，還有圖解XD 01/10 23:34
14F：→ rodancorn:X的 不小心自肥到 01/10 23:34
15F：推 scott206:這個PO西斯比較好吧... 01/10 23:35
16F：→ iam426:噗..有笑帮顶搂 01/10 23:36
17F：推 cfz22141:有笑有推 01/10 23:39
18F：推 SINREN:女友:還在那邊我很強吼我很強吼 XDDDDD" 01/10 23:39
19F：→ benxyz:JIZZ就JIZZ 牽拖被女友嚇到 01/10 23:41
20F：推 collen77724:我可以轉西斯嘛？？ 01/10 23:41
21F：推 wolfjack:這好北爛！～XD 01/10 23:41
22F：推 quietvox:友:還在那邊我很強吼我很強吼 XDDDDD 01/10 23:41
23F：推 adam8520:被嚇到射出來了...推推!!! 01/10 23:41
24F：推 rainbowsoul:好快......(默) 01/10 23:43
25F：推 quietvox:一嚇就射了 01/10 23:44
26F：推 nightlove:我笑到肚子要抽筋了 01/10 23:45
27F：推 maplebang:其實原PO就是你學弟吧 \(￣▽￣) 01/10 23:46
28F：推 xoka:XDD 01/10 23:46
29F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:47
30F：推 choba26:XDDDD 01/10 23:48
31F：推 joe1985u:JIZZ 01/10 23:48
32F：推 tom92186:我很強吼~ 01/10 23:49
33F：推 larrya:XD 01/10 23:50
34F：→ tom92186:╮(╯◇╰)╭▃▇ 我很強吼~我很強吼~ 01/10 23:51
35F：推 fible:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:51
36F：推 apostler:替那位仁兄默哀。。。 01/10 23:51
37F：推 larry43:超好笑～這篇應該會爆很大XD 01/10 23:51
38F：推 ttvic:XDDDDDDD 01/10 23:54
39F：推 OTLboy:有裝攝影機嗎...原PO似乎很瞭解每個細節XDDDD 01/10 23:56
40F：推 topcoach:學弟:我超強 學弟女友:媽的 嘿咻到抽筋 算你強 01/10 23:57
41F：→ Hans14:XD 如果被打一巴掌後更High, 那就好笑了 01/10 23:57
42F：推 eewwee:XD 01/10 23:58
43F：→ Double2:哈哈哈哈哈 超強的咧~ 01/10 23:59
44F：→ fromwilda:XD 01/11 00:00
45F：推 Ferrari360:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:02
46F：推 fragmentary:有笑有推 01/11 00:03
47F：推 rockman73:頗強... 01/11 00:03
48F：推 julia508:有笑有推 哈哈哈哈 01/11 00:04
49F：推 kobestopper:有笑有推 01/11 00:04
50F：推 aquabluemoon:推原來我不強 哈哈 01/11 00:09
51F：推 azumanga:蠻好笑。 01/11 00:17
52F：推 wsf:XDDDDDDDDD 好強～ 01/11 00:19
53F：推 wtaco1010:真特別的強~ 01/11 00:19
54F：推 etw710:快承認你就是你學弟吧 01/11 00:20
55F：推 kevol:好北七XDDDD 01/11 00:21
56F：推 gerard:這篇應該轉西斯吧?XDDD 01/11 00:23
57F：推 ppmonle081:原PO快現身說法吧XDDDDD 01/11 00:23
58F：推 Momogoter:有笑有推xdddd 01/11 00:24
59F：→ undeadfish:超好笑XD 01/11 00:25
60F：推 KimiMiki:我超強~!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:26
61F：推 aleckleehaha:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:27
62F：推 helen7510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:28
63F：推 blueguardian:有笑有推 好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:28
64F：推 lin7478:我都笑到流眼淚了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:28
65F：推 skuderic:快轉西濕吧 01/11 00:28
66F：推 Tehran:有笑有推！ 01/11 00:30
67F：推 soul777:JIZZ 01/11 00:30
68F：推 urzas:XDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:32
69F：推 volare888:有笑有推 哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:33
70F：推 scedbo412:有笑有推!! XDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:35
71F：推 fenghoho:(￣艸￣" ) 原來這是用手摀住嘴的意思... 01/11 00:37
72F：推 blackstorm:XDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:39
73F：推 springda:有好笑~~~~ 我很強吼 我很強吼!! 01/11 00:40
74F：推 sss0535:落精神濺掌 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:44
75F：推 BLUEJOANNE:有笑友推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:49
76F：推 ju12321: 我很強吼 我很強吼!! 01/11 00:50
77F：推 dragonsoul:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:50
78F：推 Elebea:謎片女優的柔軟度都超高的，不要亂試啊XDXDXDXD 01/11 00:51
79F：推 soma9699:XDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:52
80F：推 SINREN:斯勾伊捏~~~~~ XD" 01/11 00:57
81F：推 wanger:靠杯...快笑死了 01/11 01:00
82F：推 AKATSUKIx2:我大笑，真的有蠢到，給個推啦!! 愛撫妻快M!! 01/11 01:03
83F：推 buburainbow:超好笑!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:04
84F：推 rock790118:看到真的是爆笑出來 01/11 01:04
85F：推 p9957:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:06
86F：推 aiooba:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:07
87F：推 barry60707:超好笑啦！！！ 01/11 01:09
88F：推 mousesave:哈哈....太好笑了...尤其是他的反應XDD 01/11 01:12
89F：推 idler0939:有笑有推 還有畫面XD 01/11 01:16
90F：推 asn2:我想到一個笑話 老-老-老-漏電了啦 01/11 01:17
91F：推 jimmyliu227:原來我不強... 01/11 01:18
92F：推 colorma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:19
93F：推 mindconer:原來我不強 XDDD 可以轉西斯嗎? (- __-)> 01/11 01:21
94F：推 shyshyan:我很強吼 我很強吼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:21
95F：→ momo0123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:26
96F：推 cslavender:嚇到還可以射，學弟堪稱古今中外第一人 01/11 01:28
97F：推 per0123:太爆笑了！！！XDDD 01/11 01:30
98F：推 poah:我同學問屁股抽筋的感覺是什麼...... 01/11 01:32
99F：推 Shinn826:西斯與笑點都很夠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:34
100F：→ arrakis:XD 01/11 01:34
101F：推 everknow:XD 01/11 01:37
102F：推 frank1165:XD 01/11 01:40
103F：推 kariyagirl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:41
104F：推 pilibubu: 爆文那位鄉民，轉錄一下西斯版( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 01/11 01:43
105F：推 bigear1030:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我很強吼!! 01/11 01:48
106F：推 nonebelieve:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/11 01:49
107F：推 una61224:嚇到Jizz 01/11 01:49
108F：推 garbage7694:笑到肚子好痛 01/11 01:55
109F：推 askooen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 01:56
110F：推 jean7911mike:還哭了 原來我不強 原來我不強 ←笑死我了 01/11 01:57
111F：推 bbwei20:傻子~哈哈 01/11 01:58
112F：推 vega790205:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:01
113F：推 gn771226:嚇到射也蠻屌的~ 01/11 02:01
114F：推 finhard:先承認學弟就是你吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:04
115F：推 wind164:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:06
116F：推 michael3707:XDDDDD 01/11 02:07
※ larry8550:轉錄至看板 sex 01/11 02:20
117F：推 aiwei1031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:22
118F：推 gn02320324:超靠杯..笑到翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:38
119F：推 skyandtamako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:44
120F：推 windinin:XDDDDDD 01/11 02:50
121F：推 lk2885:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 02:53
122F：推 keroro123:我很強吼我很強吼!!! XDDDDDDDDD 01/11 03:03
123F：推 belugaaiyoko:我笑到肚子好痛 01/11 03:04
124F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 03:40
125F：推 spongebob424:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 03:47
126F：推 LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 03:59
127F：推 adgfs0428:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 04:00
128F：推 LatteXS:表情符號挑得好對XDD 01/11 04:02
129F：→ elemmy:有畫面~ 01/11 04:26
130F：→ elemmy:但PO錯地方不給推~ 01/11 04:30
131F：推 bioci: 哈哈~ 01/11 04:33
132F：推 yanis:原來我不強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 05:23
133F：推 danny0210:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 01/11 08:24
134F：推 sp063439:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 09:22
135F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 09:32
136F：→ isaza:笑不出來 男的好爛 還"我很強吼" 很不尊重女方 01/11 09:50
137F：推 RLH:摀嘴圖好可愛 哈哈 01/11 10:02
138F：推 TLKSIN:學弟還真天真無邪 呵呵 01/11 10:27
139F：推 bearching:還在那邊我很強吼我很強吼<<<<<我笑了XDDDDDD 01/11 10:31
140F：推 starwind159: (￣艸￣" ) 01/11 10:45
141F：推 orangebluest:這.............XDDD 01/11 10:51
142F：推 TJ850429:太好笑 hahaha 01/11 10:53
143F：推 tiest0913:原來我不強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/11 11:00
144F：推 candleK:抽筋那邊 太好笑了!! 01/11 11:08
145F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDD 01/11 11:11
146F：推 nana10256:白癡XDDDD 01/11 11:13
147F：推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 11:23
148F：推 naomiee:給我學弟一巴掌(￣ε(#￣)被嚇到射出來..XDD好像很high喔 01/11 11:43
149F：推 hsieh1218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 12:25
150F：推 ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 12:31
151F：推 pkltwyy:太屌了 我笑翻了^^ 01/11 12:56
152F：→ Yie:XDDD 01/11 13:05
153F：推 yoyobo:XD 01/11 13:08
154F：推 gorockboy:SM!! 被打了才射!! 笑翻!! 01/11 13:35
155F：推 aweiv:原來我不強~原來我不強~~~~ 01/11 13:46
156F：推 e1007103:哈哈哈 超有畫面 01/11 13:52
157F：推 ykchiang:期末考週 看到這篇 心情真是大好 XDD 01/11 14:10
158F：推 style52000:太有畫面了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 14:20
159F：推 apple030le:太好笑了...害我想起昨晚和我家閃光發生的事!! 01/11 16:13
160F：推 gahanleeo:XDD 01/11 16:17
161F：→ qqqzzzasd:超好笑的屁股抽筋超好笑的自我感覺良好學弟XD 01/11 16:37
162F：推 trying10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 16:56
163F：推 sheng0809:嚇到射出來 帥 01/11 16:57
※ maxmessi:轉錄至某隱形看板 01/11 16:58
164F：推 biceso:XDDDDDDD 肚子好痛阿 01/11 17:30
165F：推 ohsmiling:笑死我了！ 01/11 17:37
166F：推 samex4x4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 17:43
167F：推 cashko:XDDDD 01/11 17:43
168F：推 kuo1102: 笑到弟弟抽筋了.. 01/11 18:18
169F：推 qaz12453:屁股抽筋...我第一次聽過... 01/11 18:18
170F：推 cos810662:屁股那塊是羽狀肌，要抽筋真的有神奇到 01/11 18:37
171F：推 i14d14:學弟被嚇到射出來 01/11 18:46
172F：推 chuanifeng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 18:49
173F：推 zeze6666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 19:19
174F：推 mcsf2:笑翻~XDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 19:22
175F：推 ghostabc:XD 01/11 20:22
176F：推 komel6480:嚇到射出來= = 01/11 20:28
177F：推 ozakiman:圖很好 01/11 20:40
178F：推 pb220708:學弟:我很強吼!!我很強吼!! 01/11 21:00
179F：→ SDracula:這跟氣到懶覺彈出來有異曲同工之妙XDD 01/11 21:01
180F：推 dclxvi:推樓上XDDDDD 01/11 21:16
181F：推 st357411:樓下我很強吼我很強吼 01/11 21:22
182F：推 Aloha0527:笑到我的面膜掉了~~XD 01/11 22:03
183F：推 earlobes:為什麼你覺得也沒很情色... 細節都超清楚的.. @@ 01/11 22:08
184F：推 chenee711:原來上次我女朋友抽筋..... 01/11 23:08
185F：推 perfect0812:笑了XDDDD 01/11 23:33
186F：推 jasz:太有畫面了....大笑推!!! 01/12 00:11
187F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 00:27
188F：推 minnie008139:超好笑的 01/12 01:23
189F：推 aries413:別裝了...其實你就是學弟...連意示圖都畫得出來... 01/12 09:20
190F：推 y93a4:別裝了～其實你就是學弟的閃光... 01/12 13:12
191F：推 dddccc:笑死~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 14:10
192F：推 coolbrian06:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 15:20
193F：推 little696969:笑到不能自拔了XDDD 01/12 16:40
194F：→ eisenccw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 16:59
195F：推 maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 19:47
196F：推 chengtingXD:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/12 21:29
197F：推 amy318:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 22:39
198F：推 ajean0630:對不起我笑了… 01/13 01:03
199F：推 also500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 08:28
200F：推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 10:58
201F：推 secretea:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD 01/13 15:21
202F：→ ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 19:53
203F：推 ts01735790:有笑有推 01/14 01:21
204F：推 donp1ay:xd 01/14 14:09
205F：推 henryxiang:XDDDDDDDDD~笑到吐血 01/15 12:04
206F：→ yitzer:好笑!!! 白癡死了!! 01/15 17:58
207F：推 carlos0711:我很強吼XD 01/19 23:18
208F：→ champagne:............... 01/20 21:41
209F：推 sangriaboo:我很強吼!! 01/24 10:48
210F：推 deepbluedj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 20:57
211F：推 vul3m41219:其實你就是你學弟吧~ 02/23 23:37
212F：推 bigsmile5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/27 23:59
213F：→ c6553461:太鹹濕了吧.... 但是 這未免太爆笑了吧... 03/11 20:01
214F：推 ss870052:朝聖推 01/18 01:04
215F：→ prince:氣到彈出來 嚇到射出來 01/18 01:24