作者xu42j0 (呆楓)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 國文課愛講話
時間Sun Jan 10 20:54:03 2010
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我同學跟我說的...
我同學阿菌
有一次他上國文課的時候
國文老師張老師在上課
張老師上到了桃花源記
我同學阿菌 上課一直跟隔壁同學聊天
這下子被老師注意到了
張老師說：阿菌，你桃花源技都會了嗎？不然你上來教！
這下阿菌就上講台去了 老師坐到阿菌的座位上
阿菌：既出，得其船，便扶向路，處處誌之...
阿菌：張同學，翻譯這句話。
張老師：老師，我很笨，我不會。(露出邪惡的表情)
阿菌：不會？ 給我去後面罰站
給我去後面罰站
給我去後面罰站
老師：..........
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1F：推 pupuliao:很好 明年再來吧 01/10 20:55
2F：推 joe1985u:............................阿菌:放學後 留下來找我 01/10 20:56
3F：推 coldcrow:靠XDDD阿菌同學的逆襲! 01/10 20:56
4F：推 aaa8841:哈哈哈 01/10 20:57
5F：→ bluesavior:好球XD 01/10 20:58
6F：推 Knicks:XD 01/10 21:00
7F：推 sa250135:老師（站台上的）的特權XDDDD 01/10 21:01
8F：推 ronyeh00:只能大推了...XD 01/10 21:02
9F：推 shyshyan:桃花源技 01/10 21:02
10F：推 KimiMiki: 陶淵明的大絕 01/10 21:10
11F：推 insethry: 淵明無雙 01/10 21:13
12F：推 debitako:GJ 01/10 21:13
13F：推 SEYO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:16
14F：推 k591:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:17
15F：推 zax81904:老師:兩個學分你是修定了!!!看劍!!!! 01/10 21:18
16F：→ coldcrow:阿菌:兩學分440元我都準備了!!!防禦!!!! 01/10 21:20
17F：推 kb1023:有笑有推...哈哈哈哈 01/10 21:21
18F：推 xrslf:期末考地獄中的大笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:26
19F：推 rorybu: 老師:不去咧 大不了我們下學期見(再度奸笑) 01/10 21:26
20F：→ pcgeek:等等到訓導處等我... 01/10 21:26
21F：推 pttevilwolf:稍稍紓解了期末地獄的壓力XD 01/10 21:29
22F：推 gamer880831:哈哈哈XD 01/10 21:32
23F：推 andy199113:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:33
24F：推 foreigners:太靠北了....XD 01/10 21:35
25F：推 rinkai:二一了喔 01/10 21:35
26F：推 opfanjoseph:XD 01/10 21:35
27F：→ coldcrow:阿菌:犧牲兩學分!!!直接攻擊老師!!!!! 01/10 21:37
28F：→ enigma4052:XD 01/10 21:38
29F：噓 lq97689768:2學分440元好便宜呢... ( ′-`)y-～ 01/10 21:38
30F：推 lq97689768:抱歉按到2... 我2年來的頭噓就這樣用掉啦~~~~ =口= 01/10 21:42
31F：→ yoyo030610:可以解釋一下嘛 = =? 不懂.. 01/10 21:43
32F：→ coldcrow:樓上也是笨點之一.... 01/10 21:44
33F：→ qoo60606:XDDD 01/10 21:45
34F：推 quietvox:邪惡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:45
35F：推 asdrgvc:哈哈哈哈頭噓 01/10 21:49
36F：推 leokind:XDDDDDDD 01/10 21:52
37F：推 racheel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:53
38F：推 kexi0711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:55
39F：推 Bajuef:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 21:58
40F：推 elemmy:XDDDD 01/10 21:59
41F：→ elemmy:頭須比較好笑~ 01/10 21:59
42F：推 hcir:有笑有推 01/10 22:03
43F：推 style52000:好邪惡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 22:03
44F：噓 eustace:幾百年前的笑話吧 01/10 22:08
45F：推 xuan0525:我笑了 .... 01/10 22:09
46F：推 xdbutterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 22:11
47F：推 ghostru:XDDDDDDDDD 讚啊! 01/10 22:14
48F：推 ach5813:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹得好 01/10 22:22
49F：推 dragonsoul:XD 01/10 22:25
50F：→ noonee:後來勒？這才是重點 01/10 22:56
51F：推 hb0:強者我同學在proposal也來這招嗆教授耶...不過沒叫去罰站就是 01/10 22:59
52F：推 achun1004:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:01
53F：推 williex:感覺有點豪洨欸 可是我還是笑了XD 01/10 23:02
54F：推 wind164:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:06
55F：推 erasdfer:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:10
56F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:15
57F：推 lochh:阿菌:犧牲兩學分 直接攻擊老師!!! XDDDDD 01/10 23:19
58F：推 yahoomap:XDDDDDDDDD 01/10 23:48
59F：推 sighdavid:推推推 我也想這樣做啦~~ 01/10 23:52
60F：推 h2897:XD 01/10 23:53
61F：推 fromwilda:XD 01/10 23:59
62F：推 belle1108:XDD 01/11 00:21
63F：推 siou:XD~~~哈哈 01/11 00:21
64F：推 high4631:哈~ 01/11 00:43
65F：推 blackstorm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:43
66F：推 BLUEJOANNE:這個也好笑 XDDDDDDDD 01/11 00:51
67F：推 peter7834795:這招我老爸有使過...到現在還常拿來說嘴XDDDD 01/11 01:30
68F：推 h8088vvy:哈哈~~ 01/11 01:34
69F：→ arrakis:"桃花源技" 01/11 01:35
70F：推 bbwei20:不知道為什麼突然大笑~ 01/11 01:53
71F：噓 jean7911mike:你看當老師真簡單 01/11 02:10
72F：推 jaker:原波使出桃花源技，把樓下_______________________ 01/11 02:16
73F：推 david014590: 的樓下__________________ 01/11 02:25
74F：推 nekki86: 的樓下______________ 01/11 02:48
75F：→ asami:好賤XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 03:38
76F：推 darknesstime:靠!!XDEDDDDD 01/11 03:51
77F：推 lian0505:超屌 01/11 04:36
78F：→ aiko37sg:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 05:43
79F：推 Letter30:老師: 算你狠 明年咱們再來一次 桃花源論劍 01/11 06:15
80F：推 alanMM:GJ!!! 01/11 07:16
81F：推 homingwei:這招我也用過，不過沒有明年再見就是XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 07:30
82F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 09:31
83F：推 MinChuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 10:31
84F：→ TJ850429:找死XD 01/11 10:55
85F：推 ththth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 11:01
86F：→ mortin:XDDDD 好招 我都不敢用... 01/11 11:02
87F：推 s9009077:好好笑 01/11 11:05
88F：推 peaceyou:哈哈!!!好好笑!真狠~ 01/11 11:32
89F：推 ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 12:34
90F：→ Yie:老師辛苦了。 01/11 13:10
91F：推 cindykana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 13:38
92F：推 fivehundren:XDDDDDDDDD 01/11 13:50
93F：推 cherry50533:找死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 14:00
94F：→ style52000:這招好!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/11 14:22
95F：推 DAVID1122:有好笑到 01/11 14:53
96F：推 smile75:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 01/11 15:05
97F：推 jan0826:有笑有推~ 01/11 15:11
98F：推 zzx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 15:25
99F：推 t64141:笑到翻車了...阿菌太猛了XDD 01/11 16:30
100F：推 seeladys:囂張阿~~~~~~ 01/11 16:58
101F：推 sheng0809:帥氣 01/11 17:00
102F：推 cashko:超好笑，好囂張喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 17:41
103F：推 agecmiumiu:好大的官威啊~~~ 01/11 17:43
104F：推 masterfuck:要救2學分 來大都找我吧!! 01/11 18:10
105F：推 qaz12453:犧牲兩學分 真勇敢阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 01/11 18:20
106F：→ zeze6666:有屌有推 01/11 19:20
107F：推 nature51:XD!!!! 01/11 19:28
108F：推 jamie60301:超好笑的 01/11 19:51
109F：推 tpcsoos:我看到是阿菌還是阿茵啊 我眼殘 01/11 19:51
110F：→ pb220708:桃花源技 01/11 21:01
111F：推 hoojoshua:桃花源技 好像很強...XD 01/11 21:32
112F：推 ChaiVen:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/11 22:09
113F：→ perfect0812:XDDDD 01/11 23:34
114F：推 mark79821:勇者 01/11 23:59
115F：推 jasz:這篇不爆太可惜了!!! 01/12 00:14
116F：→ richday:桃花源技 <(￣ )3￣)>＿ˍ▁▂▃▄▅ 01/12 00:28
117F：推 orangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 00:44
118F：推 francesco:學起來 01/12 01:07
119F：推 chialin39:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 02:08
120F：推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 12:14
121F：推 windinin:我想知道同學有過嗎? 這國文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 13:29
122F：推 gn02144533:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/12 14:13
123F：推 fadein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超爆笑 01/12 16:29
124F：推 DICKTEA:XDDDDDD 01/12 19:12
125F：推 a88186786:XD 01/12 19:16
126F：推 fiveminutes:我國中也做過這種事XDD 01/12 19:30
127F：推 kimi00:笑了 XD 01/12 22:26
128F：推 VkevinV:什麼人的名字裡會有細菌的菌啊 01/13 00:12
129F：推 asstp:XD哭盃 讓我想到王如金..XD 01/13 09:31
130F：推 dollball: 好靠背 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 12:55
131F：推 secretea:淵明無雙XDDDDD 01/13 15:24
132F：推 JohnnyWalker:好樣的XD 01/13 15:53
133F：推 howhowcute:桃花源技XDDD 01/13 19:48
134F：推 stevely:好樣的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 20:25
135F：推 ha580401:爆 01/13 20:37
136F：推 Mazer:王如金XD 去！去後面罰站！ XDD 01/13 20:42
137F：→ xu42j0:阿菌是他的綽號XD 01/13 22:15
138F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:20
139F：推 s86kevin2000:同班推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/13 22:38
140F：推 zetio:好文XDDDDD 01/13 23:48
141F：推 SiBear:GJ的啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01/14 13:42
142F：→ yitzer:有夠好笑的!!!!! 01/15 17:57
143F：推 also500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/15 23:56
144F：推 Mowd:我大笑Xd 01/17 02:24
145F：推 kindy1024:這種事我高中同學也常做...真的 01/19 13:10
146F：推 earrings:好好笑 01/22 22:26
147F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 17:41
148F：推 fowx:笑到肚子好痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 02:18
149F：推 winble:桃花源技XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 06:53
150F：推 david2099ccc:XD 01/25 09:00
151F：推 carrot180cm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 11:03
152F：推 miljs:這招我上大學常用= =b 01/28 23:17
153F：推 ricky92826:好個桃花源"技" 02/01 11:33
154F：推 fantazy00077:淵明無雙是三洨XD 02/10 01:19
155F：推 c6553461:老師被將軍一枚.... 水啦 03/11 19:59