作者maxxine (你在歇斯底里了耶)
站內StupidClown
標題[無言] 幸好我是你妹才看得懂你寫的英文
時間Wed Aug 26 22:04:04 2009
其實劇情發展很簡單，
話說我大嫂懷孕了，因為全家族都想知道小寶寶的性別，
前陣子寶寶滿四個月終於可以照超音波看性別了，
可是我在上班，我就叫在醫院現場的姊姊，知道後傳簡訊告訴我
她也頗迅速的，知道後馬上傳簡訊來，
內容是：
" He is a gill."
五樓你說說看，你知道她在寫什麼嗎？
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1F：→ x2379659:帶把的女孩 08/26 22:04
2F：推 bbs741852:she is a boy?! 08/26 22:04
3F：→ bluelamb:他是個魚鰓? 08/26 22:05
4F：→ x2379659:↑套把的男孩 08/26 22:05
5F：推 hebe2099:帶把的女孩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:05
6F：推 sm3:鵝鵝 08/26 22:05
7F：推 bgeorge0514:他有一個嘴巴 08/26 22:05
8F：→ andrew0714:這個屌!!! = =" 08/26 22:06
9F：→ lineagedylan:帶把的女孩? 08/26 22:06
10F：推 maimai106:重點是在於連女孩都拼錯(汗...Girl... 08/26 22:06
11F：推 Attui:鵝鵝 XD 08/26 22:06
12F：推 wilson7676:!!!!!!!!我怎麼看成"幸妤我是你妹才看得懂你寫的英文" 08/26 22:10
13F：推 smaitesai:其實笨的不只一個吧she跟he學不好就不要講 笑破我的內褲 08/26 22:10
14F：推 Iampenguin:孩子的教育不能等 08/26 22:10
15F：推 guangpiano:姐姐的教育部能等 08/26 22:11
16F：推 gn0481914:這篇文章是一條魚寫的，她的侄兒照超音波現在只看的到鰓 08/26 22:13
17F：→ bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 08/26 22:14
18F：推 black510433:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:14
19F：→ smaitesai: 姐姐是美人魚 鍾麗緹 08/26 22:15
20F：推 vivianne1234:笑死 08/26 22:16
21F：→ vivianne1234:XDDD 08/26 22:16
22F：→ gn0481914: 該伸美人魚圖了? 08/26 22:16
23F：推 fenghoho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD應該是女生吧 08/26 22:19
24F：推 wctinptt:他是個魚鰓XDDDD 08/26 22:20
25F：推 THEWORLDS:0..0 08/26 22:22
26F：→ debitako:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:23
27F：推 nowfuture:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:25
28F：推 beforgotten:第23對染色體是xxyyy？？？ 08/26 22:28
29F：→ bluelamb:樓上對不起生物老師 08/26 22:29
30F：推 lonelyknight:他是個魚鰓XDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:31
31F：推 nxling0809:XD 08/26 22:31
32F：推 x2379659:弟23對染色體是 XDDD 08/26 22:33
33F：推 johnny81:...魚鰓草??!! 08/26 22:33
34F：推 pheleter:我怎麼只想到扶他那裏.. 08/26 22:35
35F：推 coolboy137:幸妤幸好傻傻分不清楚... 08/26 22:35
36F：推 Hans14:Shemale 08/26 22:36
37F：推 kobe055230:他應該是女性的屌面人 08/26 22:36
38F：推 hh720804:she is a box?! 08/26 22:37
39F：推 gn0481914:he in a box?! 08/26 22:37
40F：推 pipiball:he is a toy 08/26 22:38
41F：推 coolboy137:e in a gill?! 08/26 22:41
42F：→ loveyou0916:也許她想說"she is a boy" 08/26 22:42
43F：推 tsukishiro:樓上亂來XDDDDDD 其實是She is yummy.(住口 08/26 22:42
44F：推 senas:那個小孩生下來會一半火一半冰 一頭金髮 08/26 22:43
45F：→ gn0481914:寒冰烈火掌+姦夫淫婦劍? 08/26 22:44
46F：→ Anvec:他是一個嘴巴!!!! 08/26 22:48
47F：推 YSIR:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 08/26 22:48
48F：推 david7838:bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 好糟糕 08/26 22:51
49F：→ ilikedrums:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 22:56
50F：→ im5566: dick in a girl? 08/26 22:59
51F：推 ThelmaEast: david7838:bgeorge0514:姊姊的叫聲不能停 有畫面... 08/26 22:59
52F：推 transk500:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:07
53F：推 taogc:幸妤+1 08/26 23:08
54F：推 wewe5566:This is banana king. 08/26 23:08
55F：推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:11
56F：推 eggimage:you are the boonana king 08/26 23:15
57F：推 bangdian:She is a boyo. 08/26 23:17
58F：→ coolwaiwai:哈哈...笑到我剛讀的蘇格拉底是男是女我都忘記了 08/26 23:25
59F：推 Sparxxx:不就是已經幫他取好英文名字了 叫做吉兒（gill） 08/26 23:38
60F：→ bluelamb:還有中文名字，瑜齊 08/26 23:40
61F：推 gn0481914: 瑜思 08/26 23:43
62F：→ coolwaiwai: 逾期 08/26 23:47
63F：→ ccat: 妓吉 08/26 23:56
64F：→ evelyn055:所以到底是什麼阿XD 08/26 23:57
65F：推 pirates011:鍾麗緹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 23:58
66F：推 shwu: she is a toy.... >///< (對不起 我暫時不要講話好了) 08/27 00:01
67F：→ LTKfans:is it good to drink? 08/27 00:11
68F：推 zetetic:哩玲跨賣丟災 !! ya! 我大力 08/27 00:18
69F：推 kk0704: 將來要打疆屍的人才(gill) 怎麼可以不MAN一點呢? 08/27 00:18
70F：→ zetetic: 粒 08/27 00:19
71F：推 devilps:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:27
72F：推 yeask:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:27
73F：推 h03511:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:31
74F：推 walacat:He is a girl 08/27 00:37
75F：推 Shivian:想推He is a box XD 08/27 00:45
76F：推 onlysanji:推 He is a box 08/27 00:53
77F：推 nova31022:笑死我老人家XD 08/27 00:57
78F：推 luvers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 00:58
79F：推 sunnytutor:他是菌摺 <- 有包皮 <- 是男的!! Got it!? XDD 08/27 01:13
80F：推 tsengbenben:樓上gill明明就是鰓XDDDD~ 08/27 01:18
81F：推 coldgotosbb:she is a boyo..... 08/27 01:20
82F：推 LTY24:看笨版學英文 08/27 01:20
83F：推 ccc78413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 01:33
84F：推 shefans02:所以是男生還女生啊XDDD好好笑XDD 08/27 01:38
85F：推 yipy:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 01:52
86F：推 elfswordsman:這篇害我笑得好痛= = 08/27 02:04
87F：推 RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 02:17
88F：推 msave:揪竟，大嫂生的是男孩？女孩？還是魚鰓？令人匪夷所思... 08/27 02:29
89F：推 jimmy7756:He is a JizX...(誤 08/27 02:42
90F：推 foyu:就是叫做吉兒的男生麻 一看就知道 08/27 02:53
91F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 03:23
92F：推 masterfuck:==========快笑XDDDDD 不然人家以為我不懂英文======== 08/27 03:30
93F：推 homeboy0706:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 04:10
94F：推 ychin86:我笑到肚子痛 08/27 04:30
95F：推 ffviplayer:you're the banana king! 08/27 04:34
96F：推 ChonPiggy:Google翻譯： 英文 > 中文(繁體) 他是一個鰓 08/27 06:56
97F：推 alyce:這樣原po也看得懂喔? 所以到底性別是...? 08/27 08:13
98F：推 weibeta:幹 怎麼這麼好笑 XDDDDD 08/27 09:14
99F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 09:24
100F：推 lexuslx430:有笑有推~ 08/27 09:39
101F：推 lifeway71911:笑到倒地~ 08/27 09:48
102F：推 ilikedrums:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 09:53
103F：推 winest:有問題耶 應該是girl打成gill，可是為什麼是用"He" 08/27 09:53
104F：→ btjerwei:shemale 正解！ 08/27 10:04
105F：推 befaithful:英文中嬰兒的代名詞要用 it (認真) 08/27 10:54
106F：推 sunnytutor:給 tsengbenben: 請查字典，gill還有蘑菇的菌摺的意思 08/27 11:03
107F：推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 11:11
108F：推 jetborne:他叫吉兒 08/27 11:24
109F：推 xerryk:維大力?! 08/27 11:33
110F：推 MITCHLIN:結論呢= = 是男? 是女? 很好奇耶 08/27 12:16
111F：推 chinhorse:吉兒 08/27 12:30
112F：推 pop51515:義大利? 08/27 12:40
113F：→ igetlost:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 12:56
114F：推 Jumpee:Gill is from residentevil 08/27 12:59
115F：推 jimmy7756:所以正解是 那隻魚是公的... 08/27 13:12
116F：推 lovmina:他是個魚鰓!? 08/27 13:15
117F：→ maxxine: "She is a girl."這不稀奇。我姐跟外國客戶用破英文聊天 08/27 13:26
118F：推 virus49:有笑有推 08/27 13:27
119F：→ maxxine:外國客戶問哪裡有便宜好用東西可以買。她說：Night city 08/27 13:27
120F：→ maxxine:have many cheap cheap lubintan clothes.聽得懂吧？ 08/27 13:28
121F：推 iam051051:補血 08/27 13:38
122F：推 diapering:夜市有很多便宜的路邊攤衣服XDDDDDDDDD 08/27 13:39
123F：推 wednesday323:很好笑~ 08/27 13:46
124F：推 okgothen:XDXD 08/27 13:47
125F：推 ryonest:連英文名字都不用想了........ 08/27 13:51
126F：推 moonvincent:醫生剪臍帶的時候剪錯了 08/27 14:10
127F：推 mimiloveleo:哈哈～好好笑 08/27 14:25
128F：→ david12763:利X上身? 08/27 14:26
129F：推 pongood:把性別跟名字都告訴你啦！男孩，名字叫吉爾。 08/27 14:27
130F：噓 a03004585917:陰陽屍 08/27 14:55
131F：推 hikkibbs:他是個魚鰓 08/27 16:16
132F：推 lkksppet:到底是男生還是女生啊? XD 08/27 16:43
133F：推 tinkerbells:哈哈哈哈好好笑! 08/27 17:08
134F：推 sherlockt:I gill u!!!! 08/27 17:11
135F：→ liwena:XD 08/27 17:22
136F：推 apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 17:32
137F：推 grandchun:爆 08/27 17:49
138F：推 cutepiyo:本文已經很好笑了，推文更好笑~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 18:03
139F：推 iris00:求原po告訴我到底孩子是男還是女的... 08/27 18:54
140F：推 vergil1120:HE IS JIZZING 08/27 19:14
141F：推 frankieeeee:所以他是黑鮑嬌囉? 08/27 19:20
142F：推 benzdaniel4:這個屌...XDDDD 08/27 19:49
143F：→ JiPuSai:she is a boyo. (要開炸了嗎) 08/27 20:21
144F：推 ting0308:She is a box... XDDDDDD 太好笑了!!! 08/27 21:08
145F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 21:13
146F：推 boss10jqka:快笑！免得別人說你看不懂英文...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/27 22:20
147F：推 williams1016:快笑！免得別人說你看不懂英文...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/27 22:35
148F：推 Explorer09:Gill 也可以是人的名字或性氏喔 08/27 23:16
150F：推 littlecho:哈哈Gill也有女人的意思.... 08/27 23:23
151F：推 DMAG:我想應該是還能看到鰓的狀態... 08/27 23:31
152F：推 color23: 蘿莉：老師老師～男生是toy嗎？(甜笑) 08/27 23:34
153F：推 keigi1203:待把的女孩 08/28 01:23
154F：→ caline:他是吉爾 08/28 01:29
155F：→ clown: 08/28 02:21
156F：推 wakeup30616:笑死XDDDD 08/28 02:41
157F：推 egg61232:笑屬偶了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 02:51
158F：推 ChampionYe:你是奇汀嗎? 不，我是史瑞斯。 08/28 03:14
159F：推 VCube:笑到不行XD 太多笑點了 08/28 04:27
160F：推 lovedomoto:好一個魚鰓~~弟弟較漁翁好了 08/28 11:28
161F：推 lostlove:其實正確講法是" It's a girl."才對....XD 08/28 11:38
162F：→ Yie:XDD 08/28 12:16
163F：推 cesss:幸妤，我是你妹，才看得懂你寫的英文 08/28 12:53
164F：推 chiehJ:...我也是這樣用英文的耶....呵呵呵 08/28 15:00
165F：推 csfp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 15:37
166F：→ kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 15:42
167F：→ annishot:she is the man 08/28 16:41
168F：推 mimihua:boyo是波妞啦~~~所以她是崖上的波妞~~~ 08/28 17:03
169F：推 ciffme: he is a toy 08/28 23:02
170F：推 dr111250:又學了一個單字了!! gill = 鰓 08/29 03:31
171F：推 LuckJohn:他是個魚鰓!! 08/29 10:14
172F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:42
173F：推 jamiedd:嬰兒要用It唷! 08/30 02:21
174F：推 funnyway:She is a bob 08/30 12:38
175F：推 starmoonbb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd後勁好強！！！！ 08/30 13:24
176F：推 banci:是個帶把的女孩XD 08/30 16:16
177F：推 LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 20:22
178F：推 yuri1450:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 21:36
179F：推 cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 14:54
180F：推 criso:She is a bob 09/04 14:58
181F：→ monya0714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 19:53