作者ci020002 (仰望月亮的人)
站內StupidClown
標題[恍神] 我被客人瞪了
時間Mon Aug 10 12:24:38 2009
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原ＰＯ我在台北某家便利商店打工
事情發生在昨天晚班
因為夏天
許多人一進店裡面
就是往飲料冰箱跑
然後就是抓著一瓶飲料
往櫃檯一放結帳
我都會習慣問客人
＂先生（小姐）請問需要吸管嗎？＿＂
悲劇就這樣發生了
當某一次結完一位歐巴桑
因為她拿著一罐瓶狀的東西
所以我就順口問她
＂小姐，請問需要吸管嗎？＂
某歐巴＂。。。。。。。。＂
我以為他沒聽到
就直接拿給她
發現她在瞪我
往桌上一看
她拿的是漂白水
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1F：推 aerodm:五樓需要~! 08/10 12:26
2F：推 SADMYLOVE:哈哈 我笑了... 08/10 12:26
3F：→ Darius1979:不會是你吧 我上次拿了醬油 店員還拿吸管給我咧 08/10 12:29
4F：推 khkhs:請問需要加熱嗎? 08/10 12:29
5F：推 john10399:幫我加熱好 謝謝 08/10 12:30
6F：推 smaitesai:無煙鹽酸 08/10 12:32
7F：→ whitedanube:歐巴喪:我喜歡用灌的....卡送!! 08/10 12:42
8F：推 herbertking:歐巴桑：冷涼卡好!!! 08/10 12:46
9F：推 caroinoz:我真的笑了... 08/10 12:56
10F：推 a84893182:噗滋.. 08/10 12:58
11F：→ Diemie:XDD 08/10 12:59
12F：→ j23921952007:你覺得他牙齒不白?? 08/10 13:01
13F：推 sungu:太好笑了!! 08/10 13:15
14F：推 orfeo20306:店長: 醬油 漂白水 洗衣精都要給吸管喔! 08/10 13:17
15F：推 e26408:哈~有好笑到 08/10 13:18
16F：推 s910561:哈哈 08/10 13:34
17F：推 c90051kevin:好好笑哈哈 08/10 13:37
18F：推 YIDAN:笨點是問第二次吧XDD 08/10 13:40
19F：推 owl1229:好好笑!!!XDDDD 08/10 13:41
20F：推 TaigerWang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 13:47
21F：推 mila30:送啦 08/10 13:47
22F：推 dormice:難怪他瞪你XDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 13:47
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24F：推 usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 13:51
25F：推 jimway:好笑~~哈哈 08/10 13:52
26F：推 Sagitwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 13:55
27F：推 ice1024:有笑有推 08/10 13:56
28F：推 oooooooo8:原PO只問一次啊 哈哈~~~~ 08/10 13:59
29F：推 memoryme:有笑有推XD 08/10 14:02
30F：推 fuwe:難怪....有好笑到 08/10 14:16
31F：推 dennistsao:你..............會不會太天 = =" 08/10 14:16
32F：→ coke81621:客人您需要漂白喔~~ 08/10 14:38
33F：推 acuteappletw:笑倒了 08/10 14:40
34F：推 frog780909:我失守了~推 08/10 14:43
35F：推 seijuro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 14:48
36F：推 amy318:XDDDDDDDDD 08/10 14:50
37F：推 s051990:有笑有推 08/10 14:58
38F：推 x223223233:有笑有推~XDDDDD 08/10 15:10
39F：推 strikedeath:笑了=.= 08/10 15:10
40F：推 secjmy:我笑了XD 08/10 15:25
41F：推 liveddevil:好好笑XD 08/10 15:38
42F：推 david82428:狂笑 08/10 15:51
43F：推 frankbarry:其實..還滿屌的!! 08/10 15:58
44F：推 agunnm: 有笑 08/10 16:10
45F：推 modog777:客人:你嫌我牙齒黑阿~~冷涼卡好 08/10 16:19
46F：推 akijie:好酷~也好好笑~ 08/10 16:30
47F：推 tearmiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 漂白水要吸管 下次記得要 08/10 16:39
48F：推 crazysashy:小姐，現在買兩罐可以抽折扣喔! 08/10 16:42
49F：推 sunnytutor:你先吸給鄉民看~ XDDD 08/10 16:42
50F：→ GaRei:琳落去、琳落去、無通漏氣～～ 08/10 16:49
51F：→ adonistc:上次 啤酒跟高粱 我也都有附吸管給人家 08/10 16:54
52F：推 icydream:小姐：麻煩去冰半糖，不用塑膠帶 囧" 08/10 17:07
53F：→ victorcoo:你好壞XD 08/10 17:10
54F：推 kyo686:看來以後我上班也要注意~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 17:18
55F：推 finekiki:哈哈哈 08/10 17:58
56F：推 cloudofblue:哈哈哈 只要是液體都要給吸管XDDDDD 08/10 18:04
57F：推 RuvenFilnir:原po好壞XD 08/10 18:04
58F：推 nicholas7676:哈哈哈哈哈!人難免恍神麻 08/10 18:21
59F：推 feelool007:我真的笑了..... 08/10 18:22
60F：推 thwm:XD 08/10 18:31
61F：推 cross0619:害我嘴裡洋芋片差點噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 18:40
62F：推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 18:40
63F：推 rebach:XDD 08/10 18:45
64F：推 chieferic:哈哈哈哈哈 好強XD 08/10 18:45
65F：推 yenling8118:你好機車喔~哈哈哈哈 08/10 19:03
66F：推 tim2241257:後勁好強XD 08/10 19:04
67F：推 HanabishiPon:呵哈哈哈 08/10 19:11
68F：推 barnrain:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 19:14
69F：推 ohohyeah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 19:43
70F：推 slc1326:要記得拿長一點的喔，太短會吸不到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 19:48
71F：推 beans20148:好欠揍XDDDD 08/10 20:06
72F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 20:11
73F：推 jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 20:38
74F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 20:44
75F：→ iozs:XD 08/10 20:50
76F：推 c116115:酷喔!!店員帥呆了!! 08/10 21:01
77F：→ o2cake:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 21:08
78F：推 eggwashappy:有笑有推 08/10 21:35
79F：推 smilemyself:HAHA 08/10 21:48
80F：推 janetgou:你怎沒問他第二件有抽一元 08/10 21:50
81F：推 whorubaba:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 21:57
82F：推 lilymoonpig:哈哈哈哈!有笑有推XDDD 08/10 22:01
83F：→ atomupizza47:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 22:17
84F：推 kkii5566:你怎沒問他第二件有抽一元 08/10 22:40
85F：推 visorkk:歐巴馬 我都用灌的 08/10 22:42
86F：推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 08/10 23:06
87F：推 winble:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 23:45
88F：推 feather7124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 00:32
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90F：推 savons:職業病推一個XD 08/11 00:56
91F：推 cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 01:11
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93F：推 duck0823:有笑有推 08/11 01:50
94F：推 tearscrystal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑了 08/11 02:03
95F：推 ilovedavetao:我笑死了XDDD 08/11 02:10
96F：推 aax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 02:33
97F：推 sicksight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 03:30
98F：推 a12602183136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 04:21
99F：推 industrious:有笑有推 08/11 04:37
100F：推 untestable:笨點是他稱呼歐巴桑小姐 08/11 05:02
101F：推 zetetic:歐巴桑牙齒一定很白... 08/11 05:49
102F：推 momolomo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 08:18
103F：→ apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 08:45
104F：推 hshellen:我噗吃一聲 然後大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 09:04
105F：推 dianivy:XD 08/11 10:00
106F：→ pauhsi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 10:00
107F：推 cyjcyj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 10:18
108F：推 s245687:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 10:36
109F：推 pjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 11:08
110F：推 nick207:XDDDD 08/11 12:27
111F：→ evelyn055:我以為會是醬油 08/11 13:04
112F：→ solemn17:XD 08/11 14:52
113F：推 enroth:XDDDD 08/11 15:57
114F：推 justaPig:XDDDDD 08/11 15:59
115F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 16:20
116F：推 huskyrabbit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 16:52
117F：推 enoeht20181:如果她是想刷牙的話就OK 08/11 17:58
118F：推 meowlike:ＧＪ！！！ 08/11 18:58
119F：→ shefans02:哈哈 好笨 想害人家中毒啊XDD 08/11 19:45
120F：推 Tidus0000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/11 21:47
121F：推 h034826567:XDXDXDXDXDXD 08/11 22:14
122F：推 annheilong:現在買15元以上的飲料可以抽獎喔~要多買一瓶嗎? 08/11 23:35
123F：推 greenofme:哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 00:00
124F：推 melody7812:XD 08/12 00:22
125F：→ Zorina:XDDDDDD哈哈好好笑 08/12 00:23
126F：推 bluechips:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 01:15
127F：推 a766242001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 01:18
128F：→ gamafaye:N 08/12 01:58
129F：推 gamafaye:好好笑XDDDDDD 08/12 02:00
130F：推 kisssunny:XDDDDD 08/12 02:14
131F：推 fkyrfy:LOL 08/12 02:44
132F：推 ankakaka:XDD 08/12 02:51
133F：推 cho123456:xdd.. 08/12 03:16
134F：推 mugijang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 04:18
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136F：推 s911131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 09:33
137F：→ Yie:XDDDD 08/12 14:43
138F：推 v5203110cm:我推 快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 16:20
139F：推 Hardywus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 17:30
140F：推 rize0528:我笑翻了 XDDD 08/12 22:51
141F：推 causeofyou:有笑有推 08/12 23:07
142F：推 bigsmile5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/12 23:45
143F：推 ko6623:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 00:35
144F：推 XShaneJohn:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 01:11
145F：→ etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 09:58
146F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:36
147F：推 kuopk2000:有笑有推 08/13 20:23
148F：推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:39
149F：推 pow1225:XDDDD牛牛好帥 08/13 21:26
150F：→ dylan29341:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:04
151F：→ AnExotic:有笑有推 ~ 08/14 13:12
152F：推 smile75:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 12:04
153F：推 fff417:X 08/19 02:41
154F：推 naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:31
155F：推 edison770609:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:18
156F：推 Andydream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 14:39
157F：推 andsink:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 17:19
158F：→ Giovinazzo:XD 08/24 17:12
159F：推 goodjack83:XDDDDDDDD 08/27 12:57
160F：推 alin5:XD 08/28 14:47
161F：推 hcaz1088:妳好請問需要吸管嗎XDD 11/11 00:24
162F：推 luther0583:第二件半價喔 08/01 18:29
163F：推 ThirdChild:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 21:32