作者moon790311 (司徒宇宣)
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標題[無言] 糟糕 在漏機油...
時間Thu Jul 9 20:44:12 2009
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笨板首po
請大家見諒~ ~
故事要從昨天下午開始說，下午一點多我剛睡醒，看了一下行程表
嗯...洗衣服、整理房間
我就想說，找我同學一起去吃飯，順便把衣服帶出去洗，房間回來再整理啦
於是我就帶著髒衣服去投幣式洗衣坊把衣服丟一丟(租房子，沒洗衣機)
然後洗衣籃放在那，洗衣精放進機車置物箱
哩，想說去吃肯德基回來再拿這樣
結果吃完肯德基差不多下午四點啦，想說衣服應該早就好啦
想說那可以回去拿衣服了
以下是當時對話：
＂幹！我車在漏油啦！＂我說
＂真的假的，我看＂我同學簡稱A
＂這裡啊，你看＂我蹲下來指中柱旁邊
＂幹難怪之前阿伯說我的車會吃機油，搞不好根本是漏光了＂
阿伯是我們幾個同學常去修車換機油的一家機車行老闆
因為每次去他都會招待我們抽免費的煙，雖然是G7但很有誠意
所以我們都會固定去那家（不好意思扯遠了）
＂會不會是齒輪油呀＂A說
＂不可能吧，感覺也不像是汽油啊，沒有汽油味應該是機油吧＂我說
＂可是你的機油好酷喔＂A說
＂怎麼個好酷法？＂
就聞起來很香啊！！！
就聞起來很香啊！！！
就聞起來很香啊！！！
＂幹！挫賽！＂心中OS
打開置物箱一看
他媽的我的一匙靈淨柔沒有蓋好！！！
他媽的我的一匙靈淨柔沒有蓋好！！！
他媽的我的一匙靈淨柔沒有蓋好！！！
然後我的置物箱都是洗衣精，結果我還以為我漏機油
這都還不是重點
接下來重點來了
A:"說到漏機油我想到一件事＂
＂就有次我們一群人在陽明山跑山呀，然後有一台勁戰騎很快
然後他就騎在最前面啊，一個轉彎之後他就不見了＂
＂我們後面這些車當然不甘示弱啊，馬上就追上去
因為是在下坡路段，所以很快就追上他了
過了那個彎之後，我們在山壁邊的小水溝找到他
原來他剛剛過彎速度太快就犁田了～～
結果我們一看到就很擔心呀 ，就趕快過去扶車（他被車壓在水溝裡）
結果一扶起來，幫他扶車那個人突然大叫
＂媽的他車在漏油！！！＂
大家同時嚇到，全部往後跑
＂啊～～＂摔車那個人又被車壓到
結果就看到摔車的那個人，被車壓在水溝裡
虛弱的說
＂幹你娘那是可樂啦～～＂
＂幹你娘那是可樂啦～～～＂
＂幹你娘那是可樂啦～～～＂
原來是放在前面置物架的可樂打翻了＝ ＝
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