作者clifton12399 (靠唄柚)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 吃香菇的抱枕羊
時間Mon Jun 8 01:55:26 2009
以下事件就發生在我們全家感情很要好的做在客廳一起看HBO所撥的奇幻精靈事件簿時
因為全家都坐在沙發，而我的位置在我爸旁邊
鑑於電影中間一小段有點無聊
所以我就順手拿起在我旁邊的抱枕羊咩咩把玩
突然靈光一閃把羊咩咩往我爸胸部上一放
我 : 羊咩咩想吃小葡萄 (然後在我爸胸部上磨蹭)
我爸 : (不鳥我)
我就直接把羊咩咩放在他老爺子的老弟弟上
我 : 羊咩咩在草叢中發現了真奇的小香菇了 (搖擺抱枕作勢在吃香菇)
然後我就繼續看我的電影
說時遲那時快
我爸把羊咩咩放在我的小弟弟上
我爸 : 他吃飽了，要剔牙
他吃飽了，要剔牙
他吃飽了，要剔牙.....
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1F：推 dababy:所以原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 01:57
2F：推 kevingold:我爸會直接貓我一拳：吸音辣播，領北系台灣巨砲捏啥香菇 06/08 01:57
3F：推 chuangshubin:PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 01:58
4F：推 war740:SOD新題材可以考慮看看.....父子.. 06/08 02:02
5F：推 gn01140216:原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 02:12
6F：推 withfrog: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 02:19
7F：推 ly4138: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 02:28
8F：推 ttrabit: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 02:31
9F：推 toughdick: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 02:38
10F：推 ru6q9w04: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 03:20
11F：推 JD1989: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 03:22
12F：推 hyp: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 03:30
13F：推 danabobo: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 03:34
14F：推 Hans14:XDD 反應真快 06/08 03:34
15F：推 ShadyDog: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 03:50
16F：推 oXnXo: 原PO是小牙籤(指 好親密的一對父子XDD 06/08 04:16
17F：推 lindatau:好溫馨=///= 06/08 04:20
18F：推 biolife:原PO爸GJ XDDDDD 06/08 05:41
19F：推 toyfish0731:推元PO拔 XDD 06/08 06:37
20F：推 AllenTTN:我昨天晚上也有看。ＸＤ 06/08 06:45
21F：推 urzas: 原PO是小牙籤(指 06/08 07:20
22F：推 salacolor:好好笑XDDD 06/08 08:59
23F：推 advencer:有爸爸真好.... 06/08 09:20
24F：推 vul3coy93: 原PO是小牙籤<(▔V▔)@ 06/08 09:43
25F：推 kirinichiban:po是小牙籤(指 06/08 10:06
26F：推 ch585: po是小牙籤 一個香菇 啦啦啦～ 兩個香菇 啦啦啦～ 06/08 10:23
27F：推 Hans14:XDDD 老弟弟... 06/08 10:25
28F：→ aqurn: 原PO是小牙籤(指 (′y▽‵)@m 06/08 10:28
29F：推 Dont2000:你們家實在太屌了.... 06/08 11:51
30F：推 oa19870514:酷爸爸 06/08 11:59
31F：推 Letter30:太好笑了~~~我快笑死了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/08 12:07
32F：→ hydeliu: 你爸好好笑還可以這樣跟兒子玩 06/08 12:08
33F：→ seneca9650:長大就會變香菇了 06/08 12:13
34F：推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (原po是男的??) 06/08 12:17
35F：推 mjmj0316:好笑XDDDDDDDD 06/08 12:45
36F：→ shes60100:哈哈好詭異的玩法噢XDDD 06/08 13:09
37F：推 valenbebe:笑的飆淚XD 06/08 13:12
38F：推 jaxkwiny:原po爸太強大了 0.0 06/08 13:17
39F：→ herbertking:有夠機車 06/08 14:00
40F：推 debitako:原PO爸好強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO是小牙籤(指) 06/08 14:18
41F：推 urasea:整個很像小女生XDD我小女生的時候也不會這麼幹 還羊咩咩咧 06/08 14:20
42F：→ sppuplm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 14:31
43F：→ kpg0911:w推推 06/08 14:54
44F：推 specialneo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 14:58
45F：→ starsflower:小牙籤~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~ 06/08 15:20
46F：→ kevinyeah:原PO是小牙籤(指) 06/08 15:28
47F：推 niylove:小牙籤 06/08 15:34
48F：→ ohmygodha:你跟你爸感情真好XDDDD 06/08 15:35
49F：推 colorma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 16:00
50F：推 cloudisaac:推推小牙籤 06/08 16:14
51F：推 chunching:推小牙籤 快笑死了 06/08 16:22
52F：推 egker0221:牙線比較正確 06/08 16:32
53F：推 StAKA:你爸大勝!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 16:33
54F：推 U9214020:這種老爸不可多得阿 06/08 17:06
55F：推 itsumokasa:老爸贏了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 17:11
56F：推 shosuke:這太聰明了，一點都不笨啊XDDD 06/08 17:36
57F：→ clifton12399:我想笨的是我，我不該招惹這款反應快的老爸 06/08 17:37
58F：→ NONOLO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD老爸太強了!! 06/08 17:41
59F：推 amy318:XD 06/08 18:00
60F：推 winnie771118:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 18:09
61F：推 beckt68:你到底是兒子還是女朋友！！！XDDDDDDDD 06/08 18:37
62F：推 nagisa1209:哈哈金針菇(指) 06/08 18:40
63F：推 FoxFKing:有笑有推 原po是小牙籤(指) 06/08 18:47
64F：推 lavenderpp:哈哈，好有趣的父子擋XD 06/08 18:50
65F：→ mageancaesar:你爸勝利 06/08 18:54
66F：推 lavenderlife:感情不是普通的好= = 06/08 18:54
67F：推 t001t:超好笑!!! 06/08 19:22
68F：推 picoco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好坦白的一對父子!! 06/08 19:45
69F：推 riku138530:超猛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 19:48
70F：推 zax81904:你被你爸將了一軍... 06/08 20:08
71F：推 zinc0724:你爸好棒~~~~原PO是小牙籤XDD 06/08 20:28
72F：推 bonnie30020:爸爸反攻超絕XDD 06/08 20:45
73F：→ cchien1226:XDDDDDDDDD 06/08 20:48
74F：推 tracyyu:帥 06/08 20:49
75F：推 btmage:超好笑的啦 反覆看還是覺得很好笑 06/08 21:32
76F：推 Lunachen:幾霸婚 06/08 21:35
77F：推 pa312:一開始看以為是女兒.....囧 06/08 21:46
78F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/08 22:36
79F：推 mcwagamama:靠妖是認識的 哈哈哈哈哈 推一個 06/08 22:57
80F：→ clifton12399:原來你是鄉民呀... 06/08 23:54
81F：推 grimmp57796:原po好可愛XD 06/08 23:58
82F：推 isaza:一開始以為原PO是女的 你們家真是太有意思了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 00:29
83F：推 singodwww:原PO老爸超屌~~~XD 06/09 00:59
84F：推 clamplove:老爸專業！ 06/09 01:02
85F：推 forgoku:BRAVO!! 06/09 01:20
86F：推 killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 01:25
87F：推 cestelle:推!! 06/09 01:48
88F：推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 08:24
89F：推 jk5230:原PO是小牙籤(指 06/09 12:41
90F：推 erevus0418:原PO爸好酷!! 06/09 13:37
91F：推 joijoe:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/09 14:30
92F：推 msyang:我在電腦前大笑！ 06/09 15:07
93F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 15:25
94F：推 egg61232:原PO爸反應快XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 16:03
95F：推 freshbreeze:笑到上氣不接下氣 06/09 19:41
96F：推 guts7599:哈哈...太爆笑了 06/09 21:14
97F：推 anan1564:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 21:14
98F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:10
99F：推 shpsuly:笑到從椅子上摔下去了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:39
100F：推 sherlockt:cool oyaji!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 06/10 00:12
101F：推 ththth:原PO是小牙籤(指 06/10 00:50
102F：推 rose147:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 06/10 00:58
103F：推 WILLY955230:是小牙籤(指 06/10 01:05
104F：→ Yie:XDDD 06/10 01:32
105F：推 crea0520:XDDDDDDDDDDD 溫馨啊 06/10 01:39
106F：推 tsioge:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 02:27
107F：推 savons:這篇文章讓你感覺 溫馨﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 06/10 02:53
108F：推 shuei666:你爸好機車XDXD 06/10 03:24
109F：推 ozone:笑到快死掉了...哈哈哈 06/10 04:34
110F：推 HukataNami:好糟糕的父子...囧 06/10 04:45
111F：推 antiHsin:爸爸勝出!! 06/10 06:57
112F：推 muta1126:有笑有推~哈哈~ 06/10 10:38
113F：推 johnshue:原po好娘 羊咩咩抱枕勒 06/10 11:03
114F：推 redspirit420:結論是爸爸的香菇被吃掉了?媽媽怎麼辦?? 06/10 12:08
115F：推 jakei:推小牙籤 XD 06/10 12:32
116F：推 weltschmerz:靠唄柚～這麼好笑XDD 06/10 12:36
117F：推 LDDT:爸爸 win!!!! 06/10 12:56
118F：推 paupau0782:位甚麼這各畫面有點不酥湖 06/10 13:25
119F：→ wowhaha10339:推原po爸 06/10 15:04
120F：推 cpkit:我一開始也以為原PO是女的~想說也跟爸爸玩太大了吧(汗) 06/10 16:50
121F：推 candc46:超好笑 06/10 17:02
122F：推 iea200189:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 18:43
123F：推 KUSOradio:怎麼沒人猜這隻羊住哪裡? Ans:_______ 06/10 19:07
124F：→ KUSOradio: 後山洞..... 06/10 19:07
125F：推 sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 19:34
126F：推 paa0:一開始也以為原PO是女的 06/10 19:55
127F：推 begrace:令尊100分XD 06/10 21:06
128F：推 alanalg:XD 06/10 21:20
129F：推 iea200189:真的幾爸婚 06/10 22:51
130F：推 im577:幾爸婚! 06/11 01:36
131F：推 wahahawahaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 02:10
132F：推 iea200189:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 10:40
133F：推 chien0804:哈哈哈哈哈哈 有笑有推啦~ XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 17:04
134F：推 hn79116:有梗XD 06/11 17:17
135F：推 stad:太好笑了XDDDD 06/11 17:35
136F：推 Yihsin0311:靠太強了XDDDD 06/11 18:22
137F：推 ts00191172:你自婊啊? 06/11 21:51
138F：推 ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 22:34
139F：推 oliviaours:我笑翻了!! 06/11 23:47
140F：→ rabbitivy:本日最溫馨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 00:37
141F：推 hapimoon:好溫馨XDD..感情真好~~ 06/12 02:15
142F：推 skoolooks:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 04:15
143F：推 smile75:溫馨又好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 12:56
144F：推 causabg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD這老爸很妙,但只有我覺得那隻羊很可憐嗎?QQ 06/12 17:23
145F：推 devintjlee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 23:52
146F：推 jacksunexe:原po爸請受我一拜！ 06/13 05:07
147F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 22:02
148F：推 emilycarry:我笑到岔氣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 23:02
149F：→ p90955:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD...... 06/14 00:12
150F：推 ashsmile5:太糟糕了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 13:48
151F：→ Alfielicious:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 14:52
152F：推 duck0823:原PO老爸GJ 06/14 15:49
153F：推 BlueBest:有笑有推XD 06/14 16:30
154F：推 minbyminby:原PO是小牙籤(指 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 20:11
155F：推 johnrse:好開放又好幼稚的父子XDDDD 06/14 21:32
156F：推 jackie80148:薑是老的辣阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 02:58
157F：推 mova:太好笑了!!!!! 06/15 09:25
158F：推 kathyyu:爸爸好厲害!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 20:13
159F：推 Iamleaving:感情也太好了XDD 10/02 15:46