板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 剛剛在版上看到有一個聊天室 無聊之下也去玩了一下 卻遇到了一個..... 奇怪的人.... You: hi Stranger: Please don't hang up on me. I have self esteem issues Stranger: Oh, hi Stranger: I have a confession to make You: oh~ Stranger: I cry when I masterbate sometimes You: what? Stranger: A lot of people think I'm strange. When I admit this to my friends, they ask me if I'm depressed. They wonder if I'm plotting suicide or harboring intentions to harm others close to me. You: dont do that Stranger: Nobody seems to understand. I'm not upset when I masturbate, I'm gleeful. I'm jolly. You: you can because you think you can Stranger: I used to watch snuff films with my dad when I was younger and I remember learning that crying releases a chemical in the brain, similar to drug use, that actually increases the potency of orgasms. It's excellent. Stranger: So even though I'm not a high school cheerleader tied to a toilet with a gun to my head, I always shed a tear or two when I punish my snake. It helps release pressure and keeps me stable enough to make it through the day. Believe me, kids, it doesn‘t get much better than this. Stranger: How are you? You: 別自殺 You: anything well be fine Stranger: anything? Stranger: I don't even know what to do with my life anymore. You: dont think bed thing You: jesus can help you Stranger: How? Can he loan me some money? I'm kinda broke. You: jesus is Multi-purpose Stranger: Like a cleaning agent! You: hope he Stranger: I bet Jesus is tired of hearing everyone's problems. You: no~no~no You: believe jesus You: he can help you Stranger: I bet he's like "I died for these assholes? Dad, couldn't you do a bit better. I mean seriously." Stranger: Not saying he's a bad guy but why the hell would he care about us? You: can you speak chinese? Stranger: nope You: oh really You: that's ok Stranger: Oh well. Maybe one day I'll learn Chinese. You: haha Stranger: I take it you speak it? You: be happy Stranger: not much to be happy about. The world is gonna end soon and I'm broke. You: dont do that Stranger: I'm not doing anything. I'm just wasting away. You: 天下本無事 庸人自擾 Stranger: Just slowly dying inside You: that's chinse ldiom You: it's mean You: tomorrow always have sunshine You: be happy Stranger: What if you live in Alaska? No sun for a month. You: can walk this world You: you can see some beautfly thing Stranger: yeah, maybe. Right now though I'm pretty bummed out. Stranger: Well, I better get some sleep. Thanks for the support. I thought you would have made fun of me or something. You: ok You: have a goodnight You: anything well be fine Stranger: thanks. 他好像睡了? 但我實在看不懂他在說什麼阿阿阿阿阿 希望有版友可以拯救我的破英文 讓我搞懂 他到底想幹麻..... PS. 這是我跟我朋友兩人努力了半天加上奇摩翻譯的結果... ▁ --

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