作者flytime58 (沉默的吶喊)
看板StupidClown
標題[大哭] 女兒呀~~剛剛有詐騙集團.....
時間Fri Apr 17 18:53:39 2009
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話說閃光跟她老爸的感情相當要好
有時候遇到不如意的事也都會跟她老爸訴苦
以下就以我閃光的口吻做第一人稱敘述
____________以上騙P幣用________________
這幾天工作一直很不順利
老闆很機車 同事又找碴 就連室友也是搞了一堆爛攤子 要我收拾
心裡一堆委屈沒處發洩
想著想著眼淚就撲簌簌的流下來
心想最近很久沒跟老爸講電話談心了
於是就拿起手機撥給老爸
一邊哭著 一邊等著老爸接起來時要跟老爸訴訴苦.....
(接通後)
我："爸~~~(哭腔)"
我爸："啪!"(掛上電話)
我："............."
(30秒後...)
手機響了 還是老爸打來的
爸："女兒呀~~剛剛有詐騙集團打電話來冒充你的聲音耶~~
還裝哭想讓我聽不清楚~~不過她們真的好厲害呀~~
聲音真的好像你呀~~就連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶......"
我："........."
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1F：推 showzenk:哈哈~~ 這個有妙! 04/17 18:55
2F：推 oliviaisme:有笑有推啦...原po的閃光爸真"機靈" 04/17 19:01
3F：→ hotsuma:XDDDD 04/17 19:16
4F：推 zxgbs:XDDDDD 04/17 19:24
5F：→ triggera:XDDDD 不知道接到電話時是甚麼感覺=.= 04/17 19:35
6F：推 ffcc55:原PO爸反應好快XD 04/17 19:41
7F：推 jamiefish:XDDDDDD 04/17 19:43
8F：推 umidake:哈XDDDDDD 04/17 19:45
9F：推 KsykYo:哈哈 推原PO老爸 04/17 19:57
10F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:02
11F：推 edeay0717:原PO:啪!(掛上電話) 04/17 20:03
12F：推 annieshih1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:05
13F：推 egg61232:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:07
14F：→ egg61232:不過這下反而不會想哭而想笑吧？＝ ＝ 04/17 20:07
15F：推 Colleen7799:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:08
16F：推 misae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD酷!! 04/17 20:09
17F：推 Kalibu:這位老爹真懂自己孩子 好老爸 04/17 20:10
18F：推 claire945:XDXDXDXDXD~~~~~~ 04/17 20:11
19F：推 cnchiou:老爹是故意逗他笑的~ 04/17 20:11
20F：推 mayday198076:XDDDD 04/17 20:11
21F：推 jr89005:害我在電腦前傻笑 你好討厭哦!!!! 04/17 20:12
22F：推 csimylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:12
23F：推 tinashih:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:13
24F：推 kjkaleo:哈哈!! 04/17 20:13
25F：推 cherry1985:爸爸還特地跟女兒炫耀呢!! 04/17 20:18
26F：推 linjaha:爸爸厲害 果然是父女阿! 04/17 20:18
27F：推 Iampenguin:就算是詐騙集團也要讓人家多講兩句麻 04/17 20:21
28F：推 sky9miyavi:爸:女兒我在這裡! 04/17 20:25
29F：推 minin22:爸爸好可愛XDD 04/17 20:27
30F：推 Mateus:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/17 20:31
31F：推 IyonNokia:拍拍 04/17 20:32
32F：推 JeannieC:好有趣....XDDDDDD 04/17 20:33
33F：推 ganztoll22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:34
34F：推 tsukasa22:好強的爸爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:35
35F：推 whiteangle:"連來電顯示也弄成是你的耶" >>>看到這句大笑XXD 04/17 20:35
36F：推 hyde0924:XDDDDDDD 04/17 20:36
37F：推 QEiviraQ: 連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶.... 04/17 20:37
38F：推 isaza:爸爸反應真快xd 04/17 20:38
39F：推 yunyebo213:連來電顯示都有辦法弄成是你的號碼耶 XDDDD 04/17 20:39
40F：推 solty386:這個爸爸"幾霸婚"啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:39
41F：推 eFsS:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:44
42F：推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幾霸婚 04/17 20:47
43F：推 yolandals:這個爸爸有夠機靈的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:49
44F：推 joannalang:這老爸實在是太逗趣了^^ 你有個好老爸耶!!!~ 04/17 20:53
45F：推 hs311268:我差點把飲料噴在電腦前！！！ 04/17 21:01
46F：推 tigerflyer:超可愛的哈哈哈哈XDDDDD還來炫耀XDDDDD 04/17 21:01
47F：推 john86314:聽說詐騙集團真的可以做到= = 04/17 21:03
48F：推 shenoyummy9:有笑有推 XDDDD 04/17 21:04
49F：推 senku:推推 04/17 21:04
50F：推 gn02320947:哈 有笑有推 04/17 21:10
51F：推 niki324:推推推!超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:11
52F：推 fromwilda:XDD 04/17 21:11
53F：推 CJO1I6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:12
54F：推 yijapan:這是機靈過頭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz... 04/17 21:17
55F：推 hate56:XD 04/17 21:31
56F：推 dream0911:你爸真高招，掛了你的電話，還能製造笑話讓你笑....筆記 04/17 21:31
57F：推 wayareyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 04/17 21:31
58F：→ debitako:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:32
59F：推 music741069:好快!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/17 21:34
60F：推 gillfang:XDDDD哈哈哈哈...好機靈的爸爸阿～～～ 04/17 21:35
61F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:35
62F：推 JlaJing:該說老爸太聰明還是....哈哈 但我還是失控了 04/17 21:35
63F：推 johnson77811:這個老爸酷唷XDD 04/17 21:38
64F：推 vgh:詐騙集團真的可以改號碼了最近 04/17 21:39
65F：推 oec0212:我:掛上電話... 撥給老爸 我:剛剛有詐騙集團冒充你ㄟ 04/17 21:40
66F：推 mark0405:如果是我爸應該罵我吧XDDDD 04/17 21:42
67F：推 azen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:42
68F：推 anochen:這個爸爸真是強XDDDDDDD 04/17 21:42
69F：推 AceID:XDD 04/17 21:43
70F：推 hp19910110:有笑有推XDDDDD 04/17 21:44
71F：推 kazafQ:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:44
72F：推 sachew1988:詐騙害人不淺... 04/17 21:45
73F：推 auchen:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:45
74F：推 alanalg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:52
75F：推 aassd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:55
76F：推 namae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:55
77F：推 will1118:XDDDDDD 04/17 21:58
78F：推 jcchiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/17 21:58
79F：推 criky:XD 04/17 22:02
80F：推 kanthonysue:我也要打電話跟爸爸撒嬌~~(當然是我爸XD) 04/17 22:04
81F：推 j7991869:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:05
82F：→ dail520:這好像是某篇笑話吧... 04/17 22:09
83F：推 vivivi99:原PO心情應該很複雜吧XDDDD 04/17 22:17
84F：推 OOXXBINGOYA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:17
85F：推 paupau0782:以前就有類似的 兔子死掉 然後原PO傷心想打電話給媽 04/17 22:20
86F：推 Sabathia721:XD 04/17 22:24
87F：推 persisl0ve:好笑XDD 04/17 22:30
88F：推 papillon1202:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:32
89F：推 hiphopper18:原po會不會在第二次開口又被掛電話? XD 04/17 22:32
90F：推 lovedemon429:原PO爸爸太可愛了 XD 04/17 22:34
91F：推 meebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:38
92F：推 eanson11:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:39
93F：推 mashall:超好笑~~~ 04/17 22:40
94F：推 squalleoz:好可愛的把拔XDDDD 04/17 22:42
95F：推 furbby:XDDDDD 04/17 22:43
96F：推 april0512:好好笑! 04/17 22:44
97F：推 levenlee:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:44
98F：推 kuangfeng29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:46
99F：推 imbored:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:48
100F：推 silent0522:哈哈~~好妙喔!!!! 04/17 22:51
101F：推 Estie1027: 爸爸好可愛XDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:57
102F：推 shen25:XD 04/17 22:58
103F：推 huangcooly:好好笑唷xddd 04/17 23:04
104F：推 nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:04
105F：推 camel23:XDDD 好可愛的老爸！ 04/17 23:07
106F：推 windr:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:07
107F：推 refusekkk:XD 04/17 23:09
108F：推 Cryptopsy:嘴角失守 04/17 23:10
109F：推 lackture:Blow 04/17 23:10
110F：推 seastar1987:水優 04/17 23:15
111F：推 hoiung2001:推老爸的反應~哈哈哈哈!! 04/17 23:18
112F：推 cat1603g:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:23
113F：推 hawasa:版標啦!!!!! 04/17 23:26
114F：推 elegancy2122:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:27
115F：推 SicInfit:爸：(這很容易) 老梗新用全新感受 04/17 23:28
116F：推 LonyIce:XD 04/17 23:28
117F：推 adst513:酷老爸 原PO以後會不會被岳父玩死? 04/17 23:32
118F：推 kimiyoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:42
119F：推 Waterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:45
120F：推 Spoo:好笑 XD 04/17 23:50
121F：推 ilovedavetao:原PO爸好妙喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:55
122F：→ kevingold:老爸幾霸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/17 23:58
123F：推 kinby:老爸真好笑XDDDDD 04/17 23:59
124F：推 hunterken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:04
125F：推 BlackJason:XD 老爸好陰喔~~ 04/18 00:05
126F：推 twns:很有笑果 04/18 00:08
127F：推 beautylin:好可愛的老爸喔XD 04/18 00:11
128F：推 qq89850:XDDD 04/18 00:15
129F：推 teachord:我笑了XDDD 04/18 00:21
130F：推 yumi3399:很可愛的爸爸 04/18 00:29
131F：推 hp3426:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:41
132F：推 WEAKW:XD 04/18 00:43
133F：推 wearelovers:哈哈哈哈! 好好笑!! 04/18 00:55
134F：推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:03
135F：推 tokiov6kids:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:08
136F：推 apioh:爸爸好可愛XD 04/18 01:13
137F：推 asol:xd 04/18 01:30
138F：推 agmffa:老爸就古錐XDDDDDD 04/18 01:36
139F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:46
140F：推 god123456789:原PO老爸是名偵探"柯柯"!XDDD 04/18 01:46
141F：→ fly12119:哈哈哈真的好有趣阿XD 04/18 01:48
142F：推 ambercoffee:GOOD! 04/18 02:16
143F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:19
144F：推 femto:XD 04/18 02:28
145F：推 Eks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:33
146F：推 DuckChien:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:40
147F：推 csfp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:03
148F：推 blackerangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:14
149F：推 bigwhiteeat:只有我覺得爸爸『揪甘心』嗎？？！！！ 04/18 03:23
150F：推 phoebus11:這老爸真酷!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:24
151F：推 dogKK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:32
152F：推 JimTan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 04:16
153F：推 evelyn055:好可愛的爸爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 04:38
154F：推 doyoko:大笑哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD 04/18 04:48
155F：推 channie:XDDDDDDDDDD 可愛的把拔 04/18 06:40
156F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 08:06
157F：推 momogo628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! 04/18 09:07
158F：→ untestable:共孫 04/18 09:25
159F：→ Yie:XDD 04/18 09:25
160F：推 kathy1017:爸爸好可愛XD 04/18 09:37
161F：推 pepei:老爸真有趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:37
162F：推 qwqw46:把拔真專業 04/18 10:16
163F：推 a908350614:一肚子委屈正要訴苦卻吃閉門羹的無言XDDDDD 04/18 11:21
164F：推 ccclum:妳爸因為知道妳心情不好 所以故意用這招逗妳笑 04/18 11:56
165F：推 kKrod:我笑了 04/18 11:57
166F：推 gongian:給老爸拍拍手 04/18 12:11
167F：推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:24
168F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:50
169F：推 KTXNS:XDDD 04/18 13:08
170F：推 sky1113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:16
171F：推 cheerslips:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:25
172F：推 iicc15:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 14:16
173F：推 wendytou:XDDDDD 真可愛~!! 04/18 14:18
174F：推 u48652004:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 14:27
175F：推 l053kimo:好好笑哦~ 04/18 15:02
176F：推 bonnie30020:超好笑XDD 04/18 15:08
177F：推 asol:爸爸整女兒嗎? 04/18 15:08
178F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 15:24
179F：推 erasdfer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 15:36
180F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 16:03
181F：推 pkz900224:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 16:08
182F：推 naphtali: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 16:41
183F：→ s864372002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 17:04
184F：推 x94vul3j03:哈哈哈哈哈XD 04/18 17:57
185F：推 archery1988:有花爸的fu啊 04/18 19:00
186F：推 duck0823:原PO閃光爸好快的手腳........ 04/18 19:20
187F：推 wfee:XXXD 04/18 19:47
188F：推 kroutony:詐騙集團的確能改號碼.. 很多人都是這樣才被騙 04/18 20:14
189F：推 genesis0741:好機伶的老爸! 04/18 20:17
190F：推 lucas01:原PO:啪!(掛上電話) 04/18 20:56
191F：推 lekao:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:06
192F：推 winnie0429:哈哈哈XD 這好好笑~~ 04/18 21:22
193F：推 chunyee:啪!(掛上電話) 04/18 21:31
194F：推 place123:XDDDD 04/18 21:54
195F：推 fauspon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:03
196F：推 liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:11
197F：推 BePassionate:太好笑了啦~~~!! 04/18 23:03
198F：推 rupw94w94:XDDDDDDDDDDDD好扯 04/18 23:11
199F：推 fzudox:XDDD爸爸認不出自幾的女兒，真無言.... 04/18 23:27
200F：推 storyo95352:有笑有推XXDDDDD 04/19 00:56
201F：推 snowcool:好笑...... 04/19 01:04
202F：推 walker2009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 02:12
203F：推 sleepcat1201:真是太可愛了 04/19 04:50
204F：推 rooooster:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:31
205F：→ rose147:ha ha 04/19 18:04
206F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:56
207F：推 iwanthappy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:01
208F：推 aiasa0324:下次要跟他說 你老婆在我床上>ˋˋˋ< 04/19 22:23
209F：推 IuTai:好可愛的爸爸~~ XDD 04/20 00:48
210F：推 homerun24680:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 01:08
211F：推 broend:有笑有推.. 04/20 11:23
212F：推 dolphin15:雖然我笑了 但我真的也遇過家人一打來哭我就掛掉 = = 04/20 14:22
213F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 15:37
214F：推 mike11545:這是他接太多詐騙電話之後所舖的梗嗎? 04/20 16:27
215F：推 ray0713:只能怪現今詐騙猖狂啊XDDDDD 04/20 16:31
216F：→ achin:我娘真的被我兩個妹妹這樣嚇過Orz 而且還都是半夜Orz 04/20 17:17
217F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 19:15
218F：推 inale:XD 04/20 19:51
219F：推 yoyotv:XD 04/20 20:11
※ wcre1107:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/20 23:05
220F：推 razan:板標Get 04/21 00:09
221F：推 harry57:我也傻笑了= = 04/21 15:12
222F：推 dnkofe:XDDDDDDD 04/21 22:45
223F：推 musicz:XDDD 04/23 21:41
224F：推 toosmayday:哈哈哈哈!!機靈的老爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:51
225F：→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:25
226F：推 DEVF:好可愛XDDDDDD 04/25 21:12
227F：推 DADAOH:幹 超好笑 04/26 22:46
228F：→ hakusin:其實老爸想要幫你付電話費啦:p 04/27 11:41
229F：推 jean4330:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 05/10 20:45
230F：推 Andydream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/18 12:55
231F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/09 23:53
232F：推 emega:詐騙集團要抓去槍斃啦 11/28 16:17