作者Bluegnga (藍)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 捷運上的愛情劇場
時間Sun Apr 12 22:35:05 2009
多年前的一個晚上,我正獨自搭著捷運回家
那時我特地坐在最後車廂
到了後面的站比較容易有位置
終於車箱裡只剩我和一對情侶了
他們倆站在離我一小段距離的空間
但車廂內的寧靜還是讓他們的對話變得很清楚
兩人不時勾勾手,聊聊天
此時女生問
[你喜不喜歡我啊~~?]
此時我內心苦悶的OS:真是另人害羞的小情人啊~~
男:[嗯~~]
女:[到底是喜不喜歡嗎?]
男:[喜歡啊~~]
此時女生突然把手鬆開,低下頭說:[可是我不喜歡你了...]
什麼!?他們該不會要在這邊說分手吧!?
我感覺到有一股視線看過來我這邊
於是我趕緊裝睡避免尷尬
你們要分手要合好自便吧~~
此時我聽到女生甜甜的說
[因為我現在是很愛很愛你喔!]
我的身體不慎滑落了一下
...很晚了,乖孩子該睡了 不要再開這種肉麻又無聊的玩笑了好嗎?
我內心有些許不悅
兩人繼續打情罵俏著,我則盡量想其他的事
女:[XX站快要到了,你快要下車了吧?]
我內心os:哼哼,原來這男的跟我住很近呢...
男:[嗯,那你回家後還會一直想著我嗎?]
女:[會啊,你呢?]
OS:XX站怎麼還不快到啊!?
男:[嗯,有時候也會想著別人啦...]
女:[什麼? 是誰!!]
OS:哼哼,這男的看來也是條漢子,說話倒是挺誠實的
男:[我在想我們以後的孩子會長什麼樣子啊.]
天啊!! 我按捺著自己心中的怒意輕輕咳了一聲...
怎麼可以這麼閃
車上還有我耶!
終於,XX站到了
我內心的惡魔讓我想看看他們道別時的樣子
奇怪? 沒人下車
車門又再度關上了...
女:[你怎麼不下車...?] 但兩人的手還是勾著
男:[我想多陪你一下,我待會再自己坐回去就好了.]
真是太感人了...連我都覺得自己之前的嫉妒和惡意感到汗顏
願天下有情人終成眷屬啊~~
我內心響起了美妙的樂章
但突然一個想法打斷了演奏
我站起來驚呼了一聲
兩人都不解的望向我
不知是太入戲了還是內心起了反抗意識
我自顧自的回答
[你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車?]
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1F：→ yamagoku:(笑)原PO真可愛 04/12 22:36
2F：→ LFChrist: 因為你笨阿(燦笑) 04/12 22:36
3F：推 pp1877:因為你被閃傻了...哈哈哈XDDD 04/12 22:36
4F：推 kikiyu:哈哈... 北七 04/12 22:37
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6F：推 ggg1356114:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/12 22:39
7F：推 homeboy528:你真的講出來了??那下文呢??(敲碗) 04/12 22:39
8F：推 LFChrist: 你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車? (補推) 04/12 22:40
9F：推 wilson780726:贛我笑了XDDDD 04/12 22:41
10F：推 ziomatrix223:訂閱…XD 04/12 22:42
11F：推 azzboy:原po真可憐 被閃到忘了下車... 04/12 22:43
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13F：推 EDweiwei:哈哈 XDDD 04/12 22:43
14F：推 LFChrist:我論這篇爆的可能! 04/12 22:45
15F：推 lovelywind:原po被閃傻了...哈哈 04/12 22:45
16F：推 loveguitar88:有股淡淡的... 04/12 22:46
17F：推 wei0816:哈哈 原PO被閃呆了 04/12 22:47
18F：推 Inland: 哀傷 04/12 22:47
19F：推 Ryushou:XD 04/12 22:47
20F：推 voguehan:哈哈 好可愛啊 嘔吐感 那對閃光實在太肉麻了 04/12 22:47
21F：推 b1184089:媽媽:你的捷運塞車嗎??怎麼還沒到家~ 04/12 22:48
22F：推 milien:哈哈 04/12 22:48
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24F：推 e900828:有笑有推! 惆悵... 04/12 22:48
25F：推 kakakaka:真的北七XDDDD 04/12 22:48
26F：推 Hans14:XD 這兩人真會講肉麻話.....搶小妹妹冰淇淋的原PO XD 04/12 22:48
27F：推 tomoko0802:我笑了...噗噗... 04/12 22:49
28F：→ Bluegnga:這樣也被你看得出來!? 04/12 22:49
29F：推 foxeyes0514:真可愛XDDDD 小兩口有聽到嗎？ 04/12 22:49
30F：推 mariandtmac:他們應該住在野原家隔壁 04/12 22:49
31F：推 xlovelessx:哈哈 原po真的被閃呆了 04/12 22:50
32F：推 linniouti:哈哈哈 XDDD 04/12 22:50
33F：推 zo4:XDDDDDD 04/12 22:51
34F：推 jimhgame31: 你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車? 04/12 22:51
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36F：推 keigi1203:XDDD 04/12 22:52
37F：推 chan0928:幸好是捷運 公車就要做很久了 04/12 22:52
38F：推 itskwc:嘴角不自覺的上揚...惆悵... 04/12 22:52
39F：推 kusork:這閃光附帶暈眩五秒 04/12 22:52
40F：推 frankbarry:超好笑的啦!!哈哈~ XD 04/12 22:52
41F：推 tears98:有笑有推 04/12 22:53
42F：推 craig100:靠腰笑到肚子痛 04/12 22:54
43F：推 visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:54
44F：推 Chyih:真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:54
45F：推 chihyu119:哈哈哈 笑死 04/12 22:55
46F：推 iiun:XDDDDD 04/12 22:55
47F：推 pawn001:還不錯傻XD 04/12 22:56
48F：推 Shinichi19: 情侶眉頭一皺，覺得原po並不單純。 04/12 22:57
49F：推 dranpencil:Charlie bit me, and that really hurt! 04/12 22:57
50F：推 DammyYo:哈哈XD 04/12 22:59
51F：推 whyskymar:我可以去睡了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 22:59
52F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:00
53F：推 ilpurple:笑翻了 XD 04/12 23:00
54F：推 jo61324: 所以你是想陪 男閃下車? 04/12 23:01
55F：→ mayday198076:這就是人篸阿... 04/12 23:01
56F：推 londoneye:好好笑 04/12 23:02
57F：推 limpskate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:02
58F：推 absolutecws:這就是人參阿... 04/12 23:03
59F：推 Belialdeng:我的天啊超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:03
60F：推 misgoar:呵呵喝~ 04/12 23:04
61F：推 bluebarley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:04
62F：推 n052111089:play one!@!! 04/12 23:04
63F：推 n28590:我笑了 04/12 23:04
64F：推 chianghh:有爆的潛力XDDD 04/12 23:06
65F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:06
66F：推 allen45329:版標版標XDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:06
67F：推 WEAKW:[超幹] 跟閃光坐捷運路人想PLAY ONE 04/12 23:06
68F：推 knowhile:哩金北七 XDDD 04/12 23:06
69F：推 tofu319:XD 酷！ 04/12 23:07
70F：推 xoorz:有版標的淺力(下注) 04/12 23:07
71F：推 s93rm6:這個好笑XDDDD 04/12 23:07
72F：推 Andrew0902:最後一句話爆點！ 哈哈Y 04/12 23:08
73F：推 debitako:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:08
74F：推 a004572346:笑到肚子痛了..好有畫面 04/12 23:08
75F：推 noke713101:原PO真情流露!!! 04/12 23:09
76F：推 shiuan8979:太可愛了!!!描述的好生動唷! 大推推! 04/12 23:09
77F：推 jenna780818:原PO好可愛哈哈哈 在寢室笑到室友問我怎麼了XDDDDDDD 04/12 23:11
78F：推 whyskymar:有板標的潛力 後勁阿 !!!!!!! 04/12 23:11
79F：推 winniegay:(大笑) 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:11
80F：推 berniechen:版飆啦!! 04/12 23:11
81F：推 newstarting:XDDD 04/12 23:12
82F：推 iy0999:眼淚都笑到流出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:12
83F：推 shannon311:大推 04/12 23:13
84F：推 linyap:真的閃傻了 XDDD 04/12 23:13
85F：推 christianSK:怎麼那麼好笑XD 04/12 23:13
86F：推 oldfatcat:XD 04/12 23:14
87F：推 joyceQ:笑到眼淚都流出來了+1XDD 爆吧! 04/12 23:14
88F：推 onehand:原PO被閃傻了...對話記得真清楚 04/12 23:14
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90F：推 insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:16
91F：推 mouse810:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:16
92F：推 hp3426:XDDDD 太好笑了! 04/12 23:16
93F：推 chienen:太有笑點了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:17
94F：推 globekiller:XDDDD 有笨到 04/12 23:17
95F：推 winnie771118:原po是不是有拿紙筆作記啊XDDDD 04/12 23:18
96F：推 keith832587:原PO被閃傻了!! 那對情侶也太太太太太閃了吧!!! 04/12 23:18
97F：推 kevingold:讓他爆?? 04/12 23:18
98F：→ keith832587:該不會是高中生... 04/12 23:18
99F：推 pigalbh2004:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 04/12 23:18
100F：推 sean790618:這也太好笑了XD 04/12 23:19
101F：推 lucas01:=..= 116 04/12 23:19
102F：推 xmil:飲料差點噴了XDXDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:20
103F：推 NaClLin:爆吧爆吧 04/12 23:20
104F：推 dragonsopig:好樣的 04/12 23:20
105F：推 mundane5566:給你爆 04/12 23:20
106F：推 wilson780726:爆!!! 04/12 23:20
107F：推 tomoyaken14:其實原PO是想要看後續的發展...XDDDDDDD 04/12 23:21
108F：→ wilson780726:爽~~XD 04/12 23:21
109F：推 keith832587:爆吧!!!!!!!!!!! 04/12 23:21
110F：推 kevingold:天啊囧~~真爆哩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:21
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112F：推 Tchieh:好可愛喔你XDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:24
113F：推 kirinichiban:裁判~有讓人閃了又閃閃了又閃的道理嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:25
114F：推 wasijacky:輝常好笑~~~ 04/12 23:25
115F：推 marco741030:XDDDDDDD 04/12 23:27
116F：→ wingthink:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:28
117F：推 Estie1027:笨蛋XDDD 被閃瞎了～ 04/12 23:28
118F：推 Nikezoomair:XDDDDDDDD 好笑!! 04/12 23:29
119F：推 nick0367:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:30
120F：推 znazna:好瞎哈哈哈 04/12 23:32
121F：推 qq89850:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 又閃又好笑 04/12 23:32
122F：推 st3001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! 04/12 23:32
123F：推 davidchen329:這就是人參 04/12 23:32
124F：推 jackiegoodbd:哈哈哈~~~那個男的可以陪你一起做捷運回來!!! 04/12 23:34
125F：推 wu9662:原po也是一條漢子!! 04/12 23:34
126F：推 fechris:真的很好笑 XDDDDDDD 04/12 23:34
127F：推 piano9913:看不到車門嗎XDDD? 04/12 23:34
128F：推 rita987:滿腦子都是畫面XDDD(笑翻) 04/12 23:35
129F：推 elittle:笑死我了 我的媽阿 04/12 23:35
130F：推 wenzhong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:38
131F：推 MONLIU:新的版標啦~~~夠笨XD 04/12 23:38
132F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的~~~ 04/12 23:39
133F：推 ohohyeah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:40
134F：推 shenoyummy9:酷斃了！ 04/12 23:41
135F：推 d29018:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:42
136F：推 b74041574041:嘴角失陷啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:42
137F：推 dragon918:快推上版標!! 04/12 23:44
138F：推 shenoyummy9:我推～ 04/12 23:45
139F：推 whyskymar:[你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車?]上板標上板標上板標 04/12 23:45
140F：推 teresawei:原PO太入戲了 連家都忘了回XDDDD 04/12 23:46
141F：推 candygreen:我喜歡 版標+1個 04/12 23:47
142F：推 ilovedavetao:天吶 我居然狂笑了起來 原PO也太強了吧 04/12 23:47
143F：推 v00001:太好笑了 推 04/12 23:48
144F：推 ably:XD 04/12 23:48
145F：推 leafleft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:52
146F：推 Yie:XDD 04/12 23:52
147F：推 hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:56
148F：推 timoy:原PO是條漢子XDDDD 04/12 23:57
149F：推 shinyhaung:原PO其實是想看結局XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 23:58
150F：推 francviking:後勁好強 04/12 23:58
151F：推 starwind159:誰叫你搶小妹妹的冰淇淋 XDD 04/12 23:58
152F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:00
153F：推 diy7822:哈哈～～～超好笑啦～～ 04/13 00:00
154F：推 AllStar923:XDDDD 04/13 00:01
155F：推 fallbluefeel:XDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:03
156F：推 sonicsky:推版標潛力 04/13 00:06
157F：推 veil:有版標淺力 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:06
158F：推 mochine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:07
159F：推 stanley0116:好笑... 04/13 00:08
160F：推 zsxzsx:=========你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車?============ 04/13 00:10
161F：推 leaf28:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD潛力!! 04/13 00:10
162F：推 joy830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:11
163F：推 hotsuma:XDDDDD 04/13 00:14
164F：推 fg008kimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:18
165F：推 francesco:太好笑了XD 04/13 00:19
166F：推 ithinkiknow:超好笑XD 04/13 00:20
167F：推 s109612044:XDDD 04/13 00:22
168F：推 puppetcat:這好笑... 04/13 00:22
169F：推 caramelkiss:原PO好可愛XD 04/13 00:24
170F：推 Eks:好可愛的原ＰＯ 04/13 00:27
171F：推 younot:整篇看下來一直憋笑XD 原po內心戲真多!! 04/13 00:29
172F：推 fir20709:原PO傻了 04/13 00:32
173F：推 wright1977:OMG 我笑呆了............ 04/13 00:44
174F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:46
175F：推 Zwubber:被閃呆了... 04/13 00:47
176F：推 elsa7189:哈~~~這個好笑!!! 04/13 00:47
177F：推 ffcc55:情侶眉頭一皺，覺得原po並不單純 XD 04/13 00:51
178F：推 kitten123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 00:51
179F：推 tigerflyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我剛剛還在想你為什麼不用下車 04/13 00:52
180F：推 masakio:你入戲太深了 (指) 04/13 00:54
181F：推 LonyIce:XD 04/13 01:02
182F：推 abeabe:so女生下車後換原po陪男生?? 04/13 01:02
183F：推 tigerflyer:借轉班版XD 04/13 01:02
※ tigerflyer:轉錄至看板 ck60th317 04/13 01:02
184F：推 jason90262:北七…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:02
185F：推 sulin: 你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車? 厲害、有笑有推XD 04/13 01:07
186F：推 icetiger:爆了爆了爆了爆了爆了 04/13 01:12
187F：推 bzbread:對啊..看完文章我才發現為啥你沒下車..囧!! 04/13 01:17
188F：推 mikechan:原po被閃瞎了找不到路下車XD 04/13 01:18
189F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDDDD 04/13 01:18
190F：推 MDCoCa:哈哈 有笑有推啦~ 04/13 01:18
191F：推 toby0539:XDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死了 04/13 01:21
192F：推 etak:整段都好好笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!! 04/13 01:23
193F：推 et00211:情侶OS:婊到他了 04/13 01:25
194F：推 akito2200:看到車門關上 我還在想你怎麼還在車上 原來XDDD 04/13 01:26
195F：推 samex4x4:樓上苦主現身XDD 04/13 01:29
196F：推 maomao150213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:31
197F：推 kurtsun:XDDDD 04/13 01:31
198F：推 owlman: 你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車? XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:32
199F：推 asakurakaino:好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO被閃笨了= =+ 04/13 01:35
200F：推 hapy2001cool:笑死我了 哈哈哈哈 04/13 01:39
201F：推 ovy01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:42
202F：推 yijapan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 01:52
203F：→ syn29101048:推暈眩技5秒 04/13 02:04
204F：推 aneyoko:XDDD 中閃光彈導致暈眩 04/13 02:08
205F：推 dirkmvp:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 02:17
206F：推 mikasmile56:+_+"...還不錯笑... 04/13 02:17
207F：推 mine0935:=========你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車?============ 04/13 02:21
208F：推 hsh760105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 02:22
209F：推 pianostar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 02:27
210F：推 evelyn055:被閃昏可以申請什麼賠償嗎?XDDD 04/13 02:28
211F：推 mooncrystal:XDDDD 04/13 02:34
212F：推 DeaGoo:原PO是被閃到笨掉了嗎XDDDD 04/13 02:35
213F：推 physiology27:原來「閃」還有「遲緩」功能哦 04/13 02:35
214F：推 showershine:XDDDD 04/13 02:36
215F：推 m709125:推上版標 XDDD 04/13 02:41
216F：推 virus0614:推~~~~~~~~有笑有推xd 04/13 02:44
217F：推 TimeMachine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 03:21
218F：推 bsglin:=======你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車?=====換版標啦!!! 04/13 03:31
219F：推 arrakis:的確是閃傻了 04/13 03:32
220F：推 camel23:XDDDD 04/13 03:54
221F：推 BimmerM5:好想知道後來那對情侶有什麼反應XDDDDD 04/13 04:05
222F：推 pilicrepes:乾脆點~就一起陪男生坐回來 04/13 04:14
223F：推 lynnoo:有笑有推 XDDDDDD 04/13 04:20
224F：→ phoebeyeh200:原po被閃暈了 04/13 04:25
225F：推 a0953440629:版標拉!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/13 04:45
226F：推 wing520:原PO可愛XDDDDD 04/13 05:06
227F：推 j79091012345:聖光彈!!!! 04/13 05:19
228F：推 never1037:GOOD 04/13 06:08
229F：推 ttsh020641:推~XD有畫面 04/13 08:03
230F：推 kimiyoko:Fire in the hole!!嗶~~~~(聽覺暫時喪失5秒 附帶暈眩畫面 04/13 08:07
231F：推 ianwww:推入戲太深了 04/13 08:10
232F：推 royaldada:閃笨了 04/13 08:27
233F：推 klawa:哈~ 04/13 08:30
234F：推 rose147:ha ha 04/13 08:38
235F：推 shefans02:太好笑了 設版標設版標 04/13 08:46
236F：推 cross0619:推XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 08:54
237F：推 Heymandiyya:真的是入戲太深了XD 04/13 08:54
238F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:21
239F：推 JasmineR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:28
240F：推 eFsS:笑了XD 04/13 09:40
241F：推 shunchao:XDDDD 04/13 09:44
242F：推 fly12119:哈哈哈哈哈好有趣 04/13 09:55
243F：推 lilicoco777:幸好是捷運~不是自強號XD 04/13 10:03
244F：推 LinYX:哈哈 超好笑 04/13 10:28
245F：推 fm0611lee:XD 04/13 10:37
246F：推 kaotsoy:我笑翻了XDDD 04/13 10:39
247F：推 pinkyxu:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 10:40
248F：推 chunching:XD 04/13 10:41
249F：→ kaotsoy: 幸好是捷運~不是停台北-板橋-台中-左營的半直達高鐵XD 04/13 10:42
250F：推 twns:YOU WIN!!! 04/13 10:46
251F：推 master0301:[超幹] 捷運上的狗男女害我瞎了找不到車門下車 04/13 11:01
252F：推 jupiniii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 11:13
253F：推 lovepigan:媽阿~"~我和我家那隻也是一模一樣的對話..推你不下車... 04/13 11:13
254F：推 gn00443300:其實是你依依不捨吧XDD 你原本想尾隨那女的回去對吧!! 04/13 11:40
255F：推 shinome:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 11:43
256F：推 abawlin:原PO中的是遲緩光線!! 我要遲緩了~~~~ ?? 04/13 11:44
257F：推 yayahong:哈~ 04/13 12:19
258F：推 johnsons:原波也太妙了吧 XDDDD 04/13 12:24
259F：推 jeychieh:被閃到呆掉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:29
260F：推 erasdfer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:29
261F：推 Herogo22:哈哈~XD 04/13 12:37
262F：推 teee:Good 04/13 12:54
263F：推 ying1219:太好笑了 XD 04/13 13:01
264F：推 bananers:後勁強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 13:11
265F：推 serge1118:阿哈哈哈笑死了，小情侶對話也好可愛 04/13 13:23
266F：推 image:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 13:30
267F：推 ayupan03:超爆笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 13:32
268F：推 lll355261:嘴角失守XDDDD 04/13 13:36
269F：推 kristinee:原po被閃呆了～ 04/13 13:41
270F：推 IyonNokia:XDDDD 04/13 13:58
271F：推 woof0301:太入戲了 哈哈 04/13 13:59
272F：推 panpeter22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 14:07
273F：推 bbibby:板標板標板標啦!! 整個爆點不斷~~讚!! 04/13 14:08
274F：推 a055076:原po坐板南線?之前我跟女友也有這樣子說 跟原po狀況很像 04/13 14:11
275F：推 herbertking:那對閃光丟的不是閃光彈，是震撼彈吧= = 04/13 14:17
276F：推 rilina:原po:這是哪站？？？？？太閃了看不到＝＝.＝＝ 04/13 14:21
277F：→ Ace12345x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 14:22
278F：推 dc426:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 14:40
279F：推 faiqlulay:一定要推一下XD 04/13 14:49
280F：推 sadgorilla:空白文為什麼沒人噓啊! >.< 04/13 14:50
281F：推 ptrpan:後勁好強～ 04/13 14:55
282F：推 mentallight:原po被閃呆了XD 04/13 14:57
283F：推 greencapave:不只閃!情話太刺耳 耳朵也被刺聾了! 04/13 15:07
284F：推 h016758: 等不到的人 04/13 15:07
285F：推 zerosin:XXXXXD 04/13 15:20
286F：推 senawei:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 15:22
287F：推 ayuyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 15:23
288F：推 crazyken007:版標啦~ 04/13 15:27
289F：推 jacky31230:這太好笑了啦~ 04/13 15:30
290F：推 crea0520:五告北七XDDDDDD 04/13 15:53
291F：推 THEWORLDS:XD 04/13 15:54
292F：推 aa00319396:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:03
293F：推 wsxrfv11:五告北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:26
294F：推 Sallenray:超好笑~~ 04/13 16:29
295F：→ chupan:好甜蜜的一篇文章^^ 04/13 16:49
296F：推 iamtako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:58
297F：推 rsy:原PO被閃到恍神 04/13 17:23
298F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 17:42
299F：推 ttn: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 17:53
300F：推 smartlarry:系後XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 17:58
301F：推 gingling:XDDDD 04/13 17:59
302F：推 rebecca1226:有笑有推 XDDDDD 原PO被閃到傻了 04/13 18:30
303F：推 spooky221:我還以為你想留下來看戲咧……XD 04/13 19:03
304F：推 Bsally:好笑 推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 19:06
305F：推 chemikelvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 19:17
306F：推 mrcspencer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 19:26
307F：推 nhestkd:被閃到忘了下車XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 19:28
308F：推 ean1988224:閃光放暈技 04/13 19:33
309F：推 t5368836:好笑! 04/13 19:38
310F：推 bluefish520:XDDD 04/13 20:02
311F：推 danny1451:有笑有推 原PO真可愛XD 04/13 20:11
312F：推 walker2009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 20:41
313F：推 wednesday323:好好笑!! 04/13 20:45
314F：推 marval:XDDDDDDDDD 04/13 20:57
315F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:32
316F：推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:52
317F：推 DJgood0105:XD 04/13 21:53
318F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 21:58
319F：推 kof24dj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:00
320F：推 Ocls0429:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/13 22:07
321F：推 investigate:原來原PO喜歡亂入阿~~~~~~ 04/13 22:09
322F：推 norahsiao:原PO好可愛～XD 04/13 22:14
323F：推 yumi3399:XDDDDDDD 04/13 22:16
324F：推 MediaPlayer:我瞎了XD 04/13 22:22
325F：推 maru5:滿好笑的~ XD 04/13 22:25
326F：推 h945c04:有挑戰版標的實力XDDD 04/13 22:43
327F：推 hateA7V:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:50
328F：推 safypk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 04/13 22:52
329F：推 jimwjma:XDD 04/13 22:55
330F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:56
331F：推 isaza:閃光彈攻擊：中招者痴呆一回合 04/13 23:09
332F：推 sp026246:天啊～太好笑了～版標拜託～～～～～ 04/13 23:18
333F：推 wayareyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 23:19
334F：推 usercl6:那就兩個一起坐回去吧~^^ 04/13 23:54
335F：推 easyattack:很有趣XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:02
336F：推 masgnate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:06
337F：推 gengar6307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 00:09
338F：推 IOUPTT:987XD 04/14 00:14
339F：推 a5170682:原po被閃傻了!!XDDD 04/14 00:17
340F：推 noel2277:原po也太可愛了吧 04/14 00:17
341F：推 asakurakaino:板標啦板標XDDDDDDD 04/14 01:02
342F：推 Anero:超好笑的啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/14 01:04
343F：推 evilpoa:原PO被閃光彈炸到傻掉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/14 02:22
※ evilpoa:轉錄至看板 FCU-PF2006 04/14 02:22
344F：推 getanaurora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 03:16
345F：推 newedifier:原po真可愛 哈哈 04/14 04:18
346F：推 departgap:幹的好! 04/14 08:02
347F：推 tacoice:好好笑！也太可愛！ 04/14 11:36
348F：推 angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 12:28
349F：推 ja986rd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 13:26
350F：推 jasonflower:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 13:45
351F：→ XF:原po討厭 偷聽我們講悄悄話 04/14 14:42
352F：推 lynnping:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 14:59
353F：推 mysunsun:我的身體不慎滑落了一下 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 15:05
354F：推 chiayu1122:太好笑了，被閃笨的。 04/14 16:53
355F：推 rastus1237:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 17:24
356F：推 mycookie:XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 17:28
357F：推 kuo0925: 因為你光顧著看別人上車自己忘了下車.. 04/14 17:58
358F：推 flyinsky083:哈哈 04/14 18:35
※ cloudinwind:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/14 18:46
※ s221080:轉錄至看板 CPU_FC761 04/14 19:27
359F：推 allenwangs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:12
360F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:29
361F：推 writehand:超笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:01
362F：→ anan1564:你要陪她我不用啊.我為什麼沒下車? 04/14 22:16
363F：推 doxycycline:XDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 23:22
364F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:40
365F：→ simpleq4:媽阿 入戲超深 !!! 04/15 00:45
366F：推 evilize:笑死我了 無論是情侶還是原po XDDDDDDD 04/15 00:54
367F：推 s510410:這好笑... 04/15 00:58
368F：推 ningocean:推野原家隔壁XD 原PO請記得以後要下車! 04/15 00:59
369F：推 johnson34:請去 認養版 認養可魯一枚XD 04/15 01:59
370F：推 a20027595:HAHAHA~~~~ 04/15 02:47
371F：推 samuel0000:140.116!!! 04/15 05:22
372F：推 visuna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 10:21
373F：推 musicz:XDDD 04/15 17:44
374F：推 MRcloser:結果咧？ 04/15 18:09
375F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 18:19
376F：推 pigiloveu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 18:35
377F：推 gein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔 04/15 19:12
378F：推 superidea:XDDDD 04/15 22:48
379F：推 u085:XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 22:57
380F：推 fallish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 23:46
381F：推 itismeow:因為你忘記帶墨鏡+可魯XDDD 04/16 00:26
382F：推 yoyotv:太好笑了!!!!! 04/16 00:40
※ 編輯: Bluegnga 來自: 59.113.64.143 (04/16 01:03)
383F：推 englwings:原PO被閃傻了XDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 01:10
384F：推 killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 03:40
385F：推 tashaco:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~ 04/16 17:43
386F：推 geniusdaisy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:20
387F：推 yungwena:可以去吃小妹妹.......的冰淇淋呀 04/17 14:57
388F：推 LDDT::) 04/17 15:44
389F：推 Ferysis:XD 原po真有趣 04/17 17:02
390F：推 I57:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:07
391F：推 sevenfunk:哈哈~笑死我了XDD 04/18 12:56
392F：推 kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 22:27
393F：推 werty874:原PO不要亂舔小妹妹..的..妹妹...的冰淇淋 抱歉口吃了 04/19 00:10
394F：推 lingar:哈哈原PO真可愛，被閃傻了 04/19 01:56
395F：推 kiwi10420:XD 04/22 14:43
396F：推 ger1088:幹 太閃了 XXXXX 05/02 13:57
397F：推 ichiro1221:超好笑的..所以我推了.. 05/08 18:52
398F：推 newesther:XDDDDDDD 笑翻 05/14 00:03